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 Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:00 am
Dear Everyone,
I assure you, that Adam is correct-- I'm not a Lady. Remember that when you start pissing me off. I talk like a man, and I punch like one. I've just got these nifty girly bits that made people go Oooo.
--Cissa
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Aren,
I know your people bay at the moon and dance naked around bonfires-- But you're in good ole USA soil. Which means, some of us have shame.
--Cissa
PS: Shame does not apply to me.
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Roland,
What does wearing a shirt, and managing not to leak man juice all over the place have to do with staying in shape?
--Ciss
PS: Realized how full of awesome that statement was after the fact.
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Dear Dom,
I encourage the slaughter of Alpha's. Enjoy.
--Cissa
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Dear Adam,
How will you eat with no tongue to catch flies? Should we send you to a wildlife rehab clinic?
--Narcissa
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Dear Orchid & Maddy,
Get a room. No, really-- Get a room. Quick. I'll draw up wedding plans.
--Narci
PS: I think we just might have to fly out of the country to make this happen...
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:37 am
Roland,
Naturally. But you should probably work on the man stink if you want to get ladies.
Also, if there is a sock on the doorknob.. it means don't enter.
Aren.
Ki'somma...
I only dance naked at bonfires when entertaining you.
Aren.
PS: Geography lesson... my people live in the USofA. We just take a very exclusive part of that land. (I.e. The government stole most of it from us.)
PPS: If you have no shame, does that mean you'll join me in said dance?
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:49 am
Aren,
A sock? I though you should use a tie, or a thong to ward off the roommates... Can we have a bonfire indoors?
--Cissy
PS: I know -where- they live-- But agree with me. Typical American's, and your people-- Are vastly different. Case in point: Pizza Hut
PPS: I thought we were already dancing...
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:30 am
Narci,
I can get a room; marriage not so much. With marriage comes the promise of fidelity, and that is a promise I simply cannot keep.
-Orchid
P.S. You can still fly me anywhere you want if you're footing the bill, not that I need the extra money.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:03 am
Aren,
Haven't had that problem with the sock just yet now have we? Besides, who says I'm trying to get any ladies at the moment? I'm just trying to remain sane.
Roland
PS: Didn't your people immigrate from across an ice bridge thousands of years ago? In mentioning that, we're all immigrants here!
Boss,
Walking into a room not expecting a crowd of new people does not give one the opportunity to work on my scent. There was probably a memo, but I most likely used it as part of an ash tray.
Your favorite berserker,
Roland
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:40 am
Dear Eli,
Because then I'll have to make more "I'm sorry I drunkenly kissed you" cards again.
-Lei
P.S. did you see what I did there?
~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Dear Aren,
Now I'm sad I missed something fun.
-Leion
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:20 pm
Leion,
I got no such card.
Filemu, Jacen
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Dear Aren,
Why would a sock prevent you from entering a room?
- Jacen
PS: Ew, nevermind, Maddy just explained it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:26 pm
Dear Jacen,
I'm pretty sure i learned that one from Cissa, actually...
--Maddy
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Dear Orchid,
I just miss the Joan Jett level of punk is all...
--Maddy
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:35 pm
Maddy,
Eh. I'd take Siouxsie Sioux or Dinah Cancer over Joan Jett any day
As I said, I compromise for no one.
-Orchid
xoxo
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:31 pm
Dear Narcissa,
I understand that you have a great hatred of anything blue and black. But sadly until my Omega uniform is done it's the only one I have. I shall make it disappear as soon as the red and black uniform comes in.
Please don't kill me!
~Megan
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:18 am
Dear Orchid,
No marriage? That's sad... At least, try not to be too much of a dirty dirty tramp?
--Narci
PS: No wedding, no fly-- I want to go to Vegas. And not get banned from the Casino this time.
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Dear Aren & Roland,
Use a tie. A pretty one. Socks are so last year.
--Cissa
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Dear Roland,
Don't smoke in the mansion. I'll fry you. Like a piece of KFC.
--Boss
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Dear Megan,
I won't kill you.
Alpha-itis will, for wearing that bloody uniform.
--Cissa
PS: Bare assed-naked is a better option.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:37 am
Dear Mari
If you want, we can go back to Catalina, just the two of us.
Sincerely
D.Otengam
To Narcissa
Please continue about your girly bits. My mainly bits are interested and would like to hear more
Sincerely
D. Otengam
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:06 am
Narci,
What you call being a dirty dirty tramp I call being single and proud.
Besides, with my powers I was not made for monogamy...
-Orchid
P.S. Well in that case, I could always fly you...
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:51 am
Dear Jacen,
I thought I slipped it under your door. . .
curiously, Leion
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:34 am
Boss,
I'll use a tie if I can smoke afterwards.
Roland
PS: I like a challenge in that department.
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