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| Only if prizes are invovled. |
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 Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:02 am
On the twelfth day of easter,
my grand love sent to me
Twelve Gemcutters wavering,
Eleven pipers falling,
Ten radii a leaping,
Nine deals dancing,
Eight Matadors a milking,
Seven swans a beaming,
Six successes a laying,
Five momentous rings,
Four wheezing birds,
Three chinese Hens,
Two turtle bacilli,
And a/an Gila Monster in a/an memorandum tree.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:18 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:50 am
The Christmas Song
dolphins roasting on an open tomato
sandwich laughing at your eye lash
dreadful carols being sung by a ketchup
And folks dressed up like pencils
Everybody knows a hippopotamus and some pajamas
boiling to make the Season dreadful
Tiny Tots with their paws all a-glow
Will find it high-pitched to skydive tonight.
They know that Bob is on his way
He`s behaved lots of corner tables and snack machines on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s pedestrian is going to overcompensate
to see if screwdrivers really know how to install.
And so I`m winking this little watermelon
To blenders from mars to hogwarts
Although it`s been enchanted many times, many ways
A/An vengeful Christmas to you!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:54 am
Twelve Days of Christmas/Easter
On the twelfth day of Easter,
my psychedelic love sent to me
Twelve farmers dancing,
Eleven pipers unfolding,
Ten trains a leaping,
Nine elevators dancing,
Eight Pedicurists a milking,
Seven swans a flipping,
Six paper towels a laying,
Five supreme rings,
Four folding birds,
Three 'merican Hens,
Two turtle pastries,
And a/an tiger in a/an coffee table tree.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:57 am
holiday festivities
On October -97 every year, we celebrate 4th of July. All the pineapples get rolled up in vacuum cleaners and sleep all over the house. Many people love to eat their favorite Fire Extinguisher or potato much to their mailman`s dismay.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:42 pm
The Twelve Day Of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my smiling love sent to me
Twelve Illuminators toddling,
Eleven pipers spotting,
Ten wages a leaping,
Nine elevators dancing,
Eight Truck Drivers a milking,
Seven swans a untangling,
Six ways a laying,
Five emotional rings,
Four extracting birds,
Three Jamaican Hens,
Two turtle flags,
And a/an Northern Raccoon in a/an soda machine tree.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:46 pm
12 Days Of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Qwanza,
my learned love sent to me
Twelve Spies growing,
Eleven pipers sinking,
Ten puppies a leaping,
Nine shoes dancing,
Eight Killers a milking,
Seven swans a stunning,
Six flowers a laying,
Five @#!*% rings,
Four expanding birds,
Three hispanic Hens,
Two turtle boobs,
And a cheetah in a bob tree.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:32 pm
the 12 days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my enormous love sent to me
Twelve star bucks baristas smoking,
Eleven pipers drinking,
Ten footballs a leaping,
Nine cow pillow pets dancing,
Eight teachers a milking,
Seven swans a singing,
Six cars a laying,
Five tiny rings,
Four seeing birds,
Three canadian Hens,
Two turtle bicycles,
And a/an lian in a/an head tree.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:04 pm
Elves roasting on an open Town
Village Running at your Arm
Ugly carols being sung by a Teacher
And folks dressed up like Cats
Everybody knows a Box and some Cities
Pretty to make the Season Stupid
Tiny Tots with their Legs all a-glow
Will find it Noob to Tag tonight.
They know that Sam is on his way
He`s Fragged lots of Buildings and Boxes on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s Glove is going to Walk
to see if Villages really know how to Run.
And so I`m Walking this little Farm
To Scientists from Florida to California
Although it`s been Robbed many times, many ways
A/An Funny Christmas to you!
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:34 am
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Smart love sent to me
Twelve Radio Mechanics Running,
Eleven pipers Walking,
Ten Moms a leaping,
Nine Sons dancing,
Eight Ropes a milking,
Seven swans a Talking,
Six Wars a laying,
Five Blue rings,
Four Loving birds,
Three American Hens,
Two turtle Shampoos,
And a/an Kitty in a/an Phone tree.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:17 pm
12 Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my peaceful love sent to me
Twelve teachers hurrying,
Eleven pipers irritating,
Ten toys a leaping,
Nine boxes dancing,
Eight principals a milking,
Seven swans a blessing,
Six snack machines a laying,
Five meaningful rings,
Four accusing birds,
Three chinese Hens,
Two turtle names,
And a/an Gramster in a/an ball tree.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:30 pm
Soup Cans roasting on an open Calm
Grape Lowering at your Butt
Old carols being sung by a Mess
And folks dressed up like Zucchinis
Everybody knows a Sling and some Abilities
Judicial to make the Season Hairy
Tiny Tots with their Sinuses all a-glow
Will find it Australian to Dodge tonight.
They know that Marie is on his way
He`s Surged lots of Criteria and Corn Dogs on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s Consonant is going to Snicker
to see if Verbs really know how to Interpret.
And so I`m Unwiring this little Bird
To Knowledge from Seoul to Sao Paulo
Although it`s been Navigated many times, many ways
A/An Soggy Christmas to you!
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:31 pm
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Ignorant love sent to me
Twelve Emergency Medical Technicians Threatening,
Eleven pipers Slinking,
Ten Packing Peanuts a leaping,
Nine Maple Leaves dancing,
Eight Presidents a milking,
Seven swans a Tossing,
Six Pictures a laying,
Five Emotional rings,
Four Framing birds,
Three Japaneese Hens,
Two turtle Ivories,
And a/an Brewer`S Blackbird in a/an Pipe tree.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:32 pm
On Feburary 3564 every year, we celebrate Honika. All the Notions get Foamed up in Bars and Stock all over the Feeling. Many people love to eat their favorite Canary or Mail much to their Astronaut`s dismay.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:15 pm
Christmas Song
soup cans roasting on an open asparagus
light decorating at your ear drum
marked carols being sung by a award
And folks dressed up like orange juices
Everybody knows a government and some paper towels
abandoned to make the Season taboo
Tiny Tots with their gills all a-glow
Will find it top to straighten tonight.
They know that John is on his way
He`s hurtled lots of backs and broccolis on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s function is going to repress
to see if laser guns really know how to furrow.
And so I`m raveling this little knick-knack
To independences from Massachusetts to Chicago
Although it`s been enclosed many times, many ways
A damaging Christmas to you!
12 Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of New Years,
my respective love sent to me
Twelve Sewers haggling,
Eleven pipers compiling,
Ten locks a leaping,
Nine watches dancing,
Eight Environmental scientists a milking,
Seven swans a buffing,
Six polish sausages a laying,
Five inevitable rings,
Four riddling birds,
Three Asian Hens,
Two turtle bodies,
And a Thirteen-Lined Ground Squirrel in a/an CD tree
Holiday Festivities
On December 6 every year, we celebrate Christmas. All the deals get exploded up in kitties and snicker all over the spy. Many people love to eat their favorite hand towel or wagon wheel much to their Human Resources Manager`s dismay.
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