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 Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:22 am
 Duek Typo
Gender: Male
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: ??? x ???
Sibbins: N/A
Mate(s): Gordeen
Chilluns: Duhcess, Dongle, Borrowed Luck, Ernie, Huayne, Lumi, Orangeberry (w. Gordeen) /
Color: #363f4f
Colored By dragonfire_kaen
Duek Typo is a proud dude. Sure, his name might be mispelled on all legal records, but god damn it he is a duek and you better respect the hell out of that s**t! He had kids a while back with this crazy ladee, Gordeen, and the only one who stayed with him was his precious widdle Duhcess. He is V. PROUD OF HER. You better not try puttin' babbys in his babby or he'll rip your fukken eyes out. >8[
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:31 am
 Duhcess
Gender: Female
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: Duek Typo x Gordeen
Sibbins: Dongle, Borrowed Luck, Ernie, Huayne, Lumi, Orangeberry
Mate(s): She is virginal, yo.
Chilluns: None!
Color: #215393
Colored By dragonfire_kaen
Duhcess is Daddy's Widdle Princess. She was raised with Duek Typo as the precious little babby in her daddy's life. She's got the ego of a Queen and the mentality of a weepy 15 year old who never dates because her Daddy is too overbearing. Being raised without a maternal figure, she, uh... doesn't actually know what her reproductive organs are for. She just wants a prince to whisk her away so she can live in a pretty castle and eat bonbons and wear pretty clothes for the rest of her life. Seriously, seriously childish.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:39 am
 DEATH
Gender: Female
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: ??? x ???
Sibbins: SUNSHINE FARTS
Mate(s): Chocolate Thunder
Chilluns: Maraschino, DEATH by Chocolate (w. Chocolate Thunder) /
Color: #f06f8c
Colored By dragonfire_kaen
Despite her rather bright and bubbly appearance, DEATH does not like you. She dislikes sunshine, flowers, happiness, and generally everything but herself and her kids. She loves her kids, but it's the kind of love that's like "Honey, I love you, but if you touch my last cookie I will eat you whole and s**t you out." sort of love. Violent and distrustful. Oh, and I guess she kind of loves her sister, but she also wants to punch SUNSHINE in the tits a lot. It's a backhanded love.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:11 pm
 Jameleon
Gender: Female
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: ??? x ???
Sibbins: None!
Mate(s): No one yet.
Chilluns: None!
Color: #7bb520
Colored By Kitty Sprightt
Jameleon is the LIFE OF THE PARTAAAAY. She loves a good shindig. She's also a bit of a hedonist. If it feels good, do it to it, yo. I am surprised she has not had a billion kids yet, but whatevs. She is just one lucky mofo or summat.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:57 am
 MaraschinoBabby
Gender: Male
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: DEATH x Chocolate Thunder
Sibbins: DEATH by Chocolate
Mate(s): None yet! Line 'em up. B]
Chilluns: No, you freaks.
Color: Hotpink
Colored By Three Tailed Fox
Little Maraschino here takes after his aunt. He is a happy little dude. Doesn't get why Momma's so angry all the time, but whatever! As long as he can tackle his sister or chew on his aunt Sunny's ears, it's all gravy. He's a pretty simple fella to make happy. Just give him lovin's and he's all yours.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:44 am
 SUNSHINE FARTS
Gender: Female
Type: Original Recipe
Parents: ??? x ???
Sibbins: DEATH
Mate(s): No one yet!
Chilluns: None.
Color: Orange
Colored By Adona Benedicta
In direct contrast to her sister, SUNSHINE FARTS, though colored quite darkly, is a sweet girl! She has a romantic side, a flair for the poetic and Jane Austen, and tends to be quite shy around the opposite sex. She loves her sister dearly, and all her sister's chilluns, but longs for a family of her own. She wants her shining knight, if you will. She's not the type to settle for flings, poor girl, and enjoys the idea of a traditional household. (Whatever traditional is for dickens, I don't even know.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:35 pm
 Eld Och Aska
Gender: Male
Type: Uncut
Parents: ??? x ???
Sibbins: N/A
Mate(s): Virginal
Chilluns: None
Color: None yet
Colored By theflyingkitty
Eld Och Aska, who often speaks in Swedish or a horrible mangle of Swedish-and-English, is a srsfaec most of the time. He does not like ladees, or flowers, or cakes. He likes manly manly dicks, long walks up ridiculous mountains, and DRAGUNZ. His Daddy was Odin and his mother was a hamster. 8|
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:53 pm
 Lime-crime-sublime-time-dime
Gender: Female
Type: Uncut
Parents: N/A
Sibbins: N/A
Mate(s): VIRGINAL HOLY CRAP
Chilluns: SEE ABOVE.
Color: #169d3c
Colored By Kitty Sprightt
Lime-crime-sublime-time-dime, or Lime as she often goes by, is a sweet cheekpincher of a lady. Unless she gets into the tequila, in which case, all hell breaks loose. Seriously, she can't remember what happened last time she got drunk off tequila, but she woke up in the arms of a wandering hobo and had to ditched the cops. Twice. Occasionally you'll see her face on a wanted poster, but she tries to tear those down. Who the hell keeps putting them up, anyway? When she finds you, she's going to get drunk and kill you.
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