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 Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:30 am
 This is Tequila Dark. She was bred from Sloppy Seconds and Chocolate Thunder.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:33 am
 CANNOT UNSEE can see things that normal Dicks cannot. She can see into the future. She can see space-time. She can see through Pearl Grey's sarcastic wit. This thing was won during the Pokedick event.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:36 am
 Would you hit it? Bangin' Dragon Tail would hit that s**t everyday of the week and three times on banking days. He's a Dragonite, and was won in the Pokedick event.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:38 am
 Night Swimming is named after an REM song. ******** the two Pokedicks before him, he was by far the coolest b***h in the house. He's a Lunatone, and his head is a ******** MOON. What's not to love?
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:40 am
 What is this? I don't even-- Schnoz is a Pokedick from that event. He is a creepy mother ********. His favorite thing about Japan are panty dispensers.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:43 am
 Meaningless Existence is the spawn of Cha-Cha-Cha and Horns. If those were your parents, you'd feel pretty worthless too. She feels it so bad she's fading away :c
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:55 am
 Blood-Tide Blow Jobs was spawned from Meaningless Existence and Bob rubbing their privates together. He has been fated to ******** either one of his brothers or cousins. It will be so.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:35 am
 This is Wiener Melange. She was birthed from one hell of a list of random words in a Frankendick game. Let's just say the pile of stuff in her horns is snow.... yeah... that sounds right... snow.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:38 am
 Boo Boo Kitty F*ck has a star in her name so that she doesn't break TOS. Plus, it makes her feel classy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:01 am
 Lint Trap was born as a color palate. He also collects all the little fuzzies that fall off your socks when you're drying them. Not by choice mind you, it just happens.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:03 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:04 am
 Star Power! does a lot of cocaine. A metric ******** of it. Being a professional Guitar Hero player is stressful, man.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:09 am
What the ******** is a Phil Phil?  Oh... you can put that back in your pants now.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:12 am
 This is how breedings work man. You get a Ditto to ******** a Duskull, and you get more Duskulls. None of this strange mixing of the colors of the parents s**t. This isn't a pink Duskull. This is real life. On the plus side, Dusty Olds' father, Shitto, grew to lvl 99 while sitting in the daycare while this breeding happened.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:10 am
 Double Stuff is a koi named after an Oreo cookie and having two dicks in you at once.
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<******** Otaku.