Welcome to Gaia! ::

You have just received the Staff of Tranquility! It may seem silly for you to carry around a staff around, but to those people who bother you about it, you should just shrug and move on! Even if you don't have the patience to do so, the bearer of this staff finds a sense of peace unobtainable my most in their lives! Be at peace, my friend!

And another quarter I shall place into this slot!

((Yay! Love letter! IMMD))

You get a picture of Justin Beiber and his Signature.
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-Quarter magically appears in hand. Insert-




Anju, your good at this.

-1 Karma point for stealing from me Mia! Shaaaaaaammmmeeee!

You received the Laptop of Corruption! This technological nightmare is awarded to those who have succumbed to the evils of corruption. The computer allows you to do everything that a normal computer can do, and more! All your deepest desires can be realized by utilizing this machine, but at the price of your soul falling deeper and deeper into the world of corruption! Fret not, however! The machine can be destroyed and its effects reversed! But you must perform just deeds and the computer will soon vanish and reappear to claim its next victim. Use this with device with caution and don't give in to the evils of the heart!

Well you may have taken a single quarter from me, but I do have plenty more to give to this machine. So you shall be awarded your karma point back. Another quarter! Have at thee machine!

xD Thanks Vince, my imagination is kind of running wild tonight. :3

You have just received five and three-fourths slices of bread. This magical gift has many scratching their heads as to what they can possibly do with five and three-fourths slices of bread. Will you make sandwiches out of them? Will you feed them to the ducks? Will you just throw them away? What use will you find out of these five and three-fourths slices of bread? The makers of this bread and this machine would like to thank you and remind you to have a nice day and be safe. Enjoy your bread!

My friends! Gaze in wonderment as I supply this machine with another quarter! EN GARDE!

You receive the mashed potatoes! You sir have acquired an item which would make full use of the gravy given to the previous customer! I don't know if you would want to touch these potatoes, however. There's no telling how long these have been sitting in this machine before being passed on to you. Be cautious and eat at your own risk! Take care!

Okay machine, you and me, it's you and me again! Let's do this! The quarter now belongs to you.

D:!!! My manga!!!!! Rawr!

Your gift today is Cursed Paintbrush of Devouring! This terrible brush is not capable of producing grand art, in the slightest. Every stroke of the brush causes more terror and creates horrendous drawings. These ugly blotches can hardly be considered art! After drawing these horrendous images the paintbrush then devours the drawing and whatever it was printed upon! It is not possible to switch to a different instrument for the paintbrush will forever appear in your hand whenever you attempt to draw anything. So whether it's a pencil, pen, marker, crayon, paintbrush, mouse, stylus, or anything, the paintbrush will always materialize in place of the object you're attempting to utilize. The good news is, though, that the brush never runs out of paint. It is unlimited. Enjoy your new toy. ~

This hungry machine shall now consume another of my quarters!

xDD Sorry Mia, I won't do anything else like this to you~

You receive a half eaten burrito ._.;; Couldn't think of anything else

*Inserts quarter*