six degrees of separation.
first base . . .
first base . . .
Gloria smacked the back of Felix's Bieber-do on her way to the fridge, an action as customary as rubbing Buddha's belly. Her brother's head snapped forward with an indignant 'hey!' that was overlapped by her mother's automatic 'leave your brother alone.' She grinned at the boy over the lip of the orange juice carton and he discreetly flicked her off when he grabbed his glass of milk.
Unlike many others, Gloria loved Monday mornings.
“M'ja, you're taking Felix to school today--” Well, damn. Not this Monday anymore.
“But Ma--”
“--Mami!”
Maribel's calloused hand sliced the air as she set a stack of pancakes on the table, “I don't want to hear it. Oscar needs a hand at the shop since Jose busted his knee so I need to head in early.”
Felix's melodramatic groan was muffled when he lead his head hit the table, rattling the silverware. Gloria's lips twisted away from her mouth as she motioned at her running shorts and sweatshirt like Vanna White at the board, hoping her mother would take notice and care that her exercise routine was not to be tampered with. Mami pointedly ignored her. Okay, so maybe this morning wasn't shaping up as planned; make a plan, Abuelito always told her. She did – wasn't her fault no one wanted her to keep it. Gloria huffed and threw herself into the seat her mother dragged out for her, pouting like a three-year-old as she dug into her flapjacks. Felix's head rolled to the side and he glared at Gloria from his place on the table.
“Don't embarrass me at school, okay?” He flicked a crumb at her.
“Don't be such an embarrassment, then,” she said without looking up. Mami set a cup of coffee in front of her plate and walked to the fridge just as Rosalie leapt into Gloria's lap, kneading with claws until she got what she wanted.
“Shut up,” he snapped.
“Make me.” The feline purred.
“Fatty.”
“Retard.”
“Skank!”
“Pendejo!”
“Mami!” Felix twisted in his seat, “She called me the 'p' word!”
Maribel walked back to the table and shooed Rosalie off of Gloria's lap, “Get that cat away from the table and don't call your brother names. Felix, don't think I didn't hear you call her a skank. Now go get dressed and stop giving your sister a hard time.”
“But she started it--”
“Now, m'jo.” Felix glowered and slid from his seat, sticking his tongue out at Gloria as he left the room; she opened a mouth full of chewed up food in return.
“Real classy,” Mami said with a roll of her eyes. Gloria only gave her mother her patented, s**t-eating grin. The older woman grabbed her keys from the counter and pointed, “Make sure he gets there at least half an hour early, okay? No monkey business. He needs to meet with Ms. Reynolds about his pre-algebra test. Oh, and meet your dad at the gym around nine-ish, he needs you to help with training.”
“I just wanted to run!” Gloria said, shaking her hands at the ceiling as though beseeching God. She picked up her fork again, “You needa tell the guys to stop tryin' to fulfill their mid-life crisis dreams, Ma. No one likes a forty-five year old soccer player.”
Mami pinched her ear, frowning though her daughter's yelp was a satisfying one, “It wasn't soccer. One of those terrorists was at it at the mall again over the weekend. He got trampled trying to get out of there.”
Gloria hiccuped when she swallowed wrong, shooting her mother a look that clearly said 'what??' Maribel only threw the Sunday paper on the table and tapped it with a finger. Leaning over, Gloria read the letter head. Well. Well!
“That sucks,” she muttered. Guilt twisted the pit of her stomach over her earlier words, “Why haven't they arrested these guys yet?”
Her mother shrugged, her expression both guarded and resigned, “I don't know, mamita. I wish they'd hurry already, though. It's giving me gray hair.” Mami scraped Gloria's hair back affectionately and pressed a kiss to her forehead. Gloria leaned into her mother's warmth and inhaled Maja and gasoline, eyes swallowing the next few paragraphs concerning the attack. She reached for her coffee just as her mom pulled away.
“Now don't be late, okay?” she said, backing out of the kitchen. She glanced at her watch, cursed. “And be careful!”
“Bendicion!” she called after her.
“Que Dios te bendiga!” her mother shouted back.
Gloria leaned back in her chair only when she heard the door click shut, breath coming out in a whoosh.