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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:29 am
He sighed. Then he realized he shouldn't sigh so much, he'd start to sound like Simon. Always with the sighs and kicked puppy expressions. And Elzo hardly considered himself a kicked puppy. "Beryl is queen of the negaverse, the one who pretty much runs the show and is the cocksucker for Chaos, this evil s**t no one really explained but I'm pretty sure it's made of evil and would rape us in the face if we took it on as we are now." He was so good at explaining, he really was.
"She was originally some milk maid or something, got a boner for the old prince of earth who had a boner for Princess Serenity right? She staged this revolt s**t using that Chaos thingy as back up and started calling herself Queen because she wanted to bang Endymion, er, the prince dude. Anyway, milk maid to queen.Queen of bitches I saw but Queen of Earth? Kunzite called her a figure head. To who or what, I don't know for sure. Pretty it's that Chaos stuff. All I know is she wants to reclaim earth from us lunars. So..." Elzo shrugged. "I guess its a ghetto form of world domination. Inside job like JFK and crap because they seem to work in the shadows. But point being." A finger wagged. "She's a queen b***h and she can suck it. They kill people for power. We save those people and try to bring peace. Like, the negas may say she's got some nice tits, but in reality those tits are over 2000 years old."
Elzo made a face.
"And you just can't trust 200 year old knockers to look that good without some evil a** s**t going down."
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:48 pm
"So, basically, we're fighting an old hag who has a case of bad jealousy? Ugh. I hate older women." Elegancia tucked a glossy lock of hair behind her left ear, then looked at Elzo with mild contempt. Could he say anything without being entirely lewd? Seriously, he spewed vulgarity out of his mouth as much as he took oxygen into it. "Has anyone thought to strike her where it really hurts? You know-- cutting off her makeup supply? I don't care how strong she is, any woman worth her salts is nothing without her makeup. And I am willing to bet good money that without it she's pretty wrinkly and disgusting." She shivered at the thought of an old, evil queen without makeup-- like the one from Snow White!!
The classy brunette coughed awkwardly. "Anyway, I think I've got all the information I need. I mean, it's nice having a behind-the-scenes view of things. For that, I am thankful." Elegancia stretched her arms out, wanting to get up-- but obviously, she couldn't. "So, as much as I hate to admit it," she started, looking away from Elzo, "I think I would like to take you up on your offer. With one condition, though." She trailed off, looking out the window, then began once more, "I would like my partner, Sailor Perseus, to be there. We're sort of a sailor fighting duo-- we have eachother's backs. Would that be alright?"
It had better be, otherwise she didn't know how much (or if at all) she'd let Elzo get close to her.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:02 pm
"Pretttty much." He ignored the idea of cutting off her make up supply. He would much rather cut off her face. "I would much rather just, you know, kill her then subject the world to having her live and torment us with her eternal ugliness." Elzo gave a little tap to her cast. "Consider it done. Cast comes off, we can get started. Besides, the more senshi we can train the better. I'll probably have you going to the gym with me in civis. My bro got me into the boxing scene." He grinned. "Hope you aren't afraid of getting punched or breaking a nail or two."
Scooting to the side table, Elzo opened a drawer. Aw man how could he resist? He held up a sharpie. With an evil smile to rival any negaverse agent he un capped the pen. "Sorry fancy panties, your cast virginity?" There was a sadist in him, there had to be. "I'm going to take it." Scribbling down on her once pure cast Elzo laughed before he left. His mark not going to fade anytime soon.
Call Me, One night, for all night! ~E
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:43 pm
If I get to sock you in the face, she thought, it might all be worth it.
Elegancia smiled a fake smile, one of those squinty-eyed half-smiles that makes one look as if they're so happy they're scowling. Without a second thought, she flicked a lock of hair over her shoulder once more. "It's been a pleasure, honestly," she said dryly, "but I think I'm going to get some rest now." The copper brunette reclined back, attempting to close her eyes (maybe an out-of-sight, out-of-mind approach?), but then she heard Elzo and his intentions.
Before she could say anything, the deed was done. Although she couldn't see what it read (he made sure to put it in a spot that would not be easy for her to see it), she knew it was something awful. Pillows were promptly thrown until he was out of the door, grinning an annoying grin. Maybe she'd get someone to beat him up sometime.
Maybe she'd beat him up sometime.
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