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 Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:08 pm
His brains did not taste good, I desired teenage brain, teenage brain had more caffene in it.....^-^
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:56 pm
It was only a short walk to the local high school, an abundant source of teen brains.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:50 am
I walked up the front steps and spotted a group of jocks, but decided instead to hit up the chemistry club (more braaaaaains).
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:17 pm
I walked into the chemistry room and began gnawing on the first head in sight, an attractive male, when all of the sudden a group of teenage girls jumped me and pinned me to the ground.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:47 pm
Who knew girls desparate for a prom date could be so aggressive?
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:04 am
I began shoving the desperate females from me, taking my arm back from one of them and started to beat her about the head and shoulders with it.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:50 pm
one grabs a baseball bat out of no where and tries to beat me with it.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:22 pm
The baseball bat slips from her hands as she swings, because she's a girl, and cannot play baseball.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:08 am
The baseball bat flew through the air, smashing into one of the girls Prata bags and knocking it into an incovienently place vat of acid.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:25 pm
The bag melted in a matter of seconds, and the acid immediately turned neon orange, bubbling madly.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:33 pm
Instantly realizing that she's a teenaged female, and therefore stupid, the owner of the bag decided to drink the bubbling orange acid, thinking it was orange soda.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:00 pm
There was a porn photographer nearby who captured the fluid consumption for a fetish website.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:02 pm
Luckely, the 4chan.org /b/tards got ahold of it and posted it for the world to see.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:07 pm
She had no idea that she had become and internet phenomenon until someone shouted "Hey! It's Jess-Chan!" and proceded to rape her.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:24 pm
The word was out, and from that day forward, her life would never be the same.
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