Why Not the person above you say...

[magic_doglover]

god, you have NO idea how irritating it is when these chains get tangled up in my tattered cloak. stressed

*sigh* i really need to work on getting a more functional wardrobe.  

[ScuroFenice]

((rofl))

WHY WON'T THE DOG GLOMP MY OTHER LEG?!?!?!!?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No! Bad dragon! You tore mommy's good cloak! Bad! No treats for you!  

[magic_doglover]

((@ previous previous poster: do you think it's in bad taste to nail a live bat to a hairband purely for the esthetic appeal?))

edit:

aw, man! i JUST polished this knife!  

[GoldenFraggle]

HO HO HO ! Now on to the list of all the good little boys and girls who want pets for Christmas !  

[magic_doglover]

color coordination- shmuller shmordination.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ho ho ho! What a wonderful edition of Playboy. Even Santa can get a little naughty sometimes.

Just don't let the Mrs. find out.  

[ScuroFenice]

((@ doglover: It is NOT a real bat!!!! I love animals! HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT OF ME!!!! scream ))

Hmm... now where should I put the body? I can't stuff it up the pipe, it's too big...maybe throw it out the window, but there's bars over the glass! Maybe If I put it on the ceiling no one will notice xd  

[magic_doglover]

oh, little owl, you don't have to look at me with such terror. i'm not going to do to you what i did to the bat; you'd look terrible as a headband.

so no need to worry, little one. smile  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

this whole "homey and cozy" look is getting out of hand. i can't see a thing out of these glasses. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! I'll be here all week!  

[magic_doglover]

the blood....it's so very......pretty......

*slice*.....*slice*......*slice*.....  

[delasislas]

why do people let me break into their house and place mysterious gifts under a tree???  

[magic_doglover]

yes, master jelly-bunny. i will follow your commands.....  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

ooo! i'm so busy preparing for christmas... all i really need right now is an ashiatsu. but noooo. nobody ever thinks to give gifts to santa, THE gift giver. biznatches. evil