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What would you like to see in the next book?
The Vampire Council
26%
 26%  [ 7 ]
More &quot;arcane werewolf s**t&quot;
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Anita hanging out with her pard
15%
 15%  [ 4 ]
Animating!
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Wicked and Truth *wink*
11%
 11%  [ 3 ]
More of Anita's human friends
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Anita kicking some major butt
26%
 26%  [ 7 ]
Other (please mention)
11%
 11%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 26


Haipaa Koneko

PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:21 am


FenrisVollmond
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FenrisVollmond
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Haipaa Koneko
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Haipaa Koneko
I'm hopeing they go back to the tease formula, you know "lots of bad guys, and a nice romance tease. I loved it when Anita was accually doing her "normal" job, now it's like she works every now and then and humps like a puppy as her new job, I gotta say im surprised the girl isn't pregnant yet. But then again..Micah is convinently shooting blanks, and Jean and the other vamps are too old (but can't that Berserky Vamp baby thing happen no matter how old) and I can't remember all the other faces she's "with".
Just wait, she going to be talking to someone, and her uterus is gonna fall out. Could you image it? Or She is gonna get pregnant and have to go on Jerry to find out who the baby's dad is....

*laughs* Oh my god, I could really see that, I can just imagine the look on Jean's face when it's announced as his child, "Jean-Claude, You Are the father. Jean-claude: O_O how the hell...? I'm so not paying child support...
LOL!

And this is a statement on the baby thing...If you get them warm enough, then yea, you can have a baby. So...then...like... I guess you have to put them in the microwave or something....Or the stove. I mean oven.

How to make a vampire baby:

Need: Vampire *Jean-Claude appears in a cloud of dust.Hog tie of couse, it would be pointless if he could walk away.*
Oven. *Appears like Jean-Claude*

Preheat to about 350, Then stuff your vampire in. Cook for about 10 to 15 minutes. If your oven begans to smoke, call the fire depentment. After that, there is instrution how to precess, See Incubus Dreams.


That Monica woman! Way back when in Guilty Pleasures, she's the one that pretty much turned Anita's friend over to the monsters so that Anita would help the vamps... She got pregnant by that vamp *thinks hard* Robert! Who died in a later book.
Weren't they saying stuffs like that if you put the vamp in a hot tub for awhile and then do the deed (lol I like the phrasing) you could end up with one pregnant human woman?
So the vamp men could get with child if they're with miss human lady, but vamp women can not get with child even if they're with mr human man.

That said, I REALLY don't see ms Anita with child.

Be a helluva storyline though. lol
Yeam a hot tub could work...but an oven be faster. Just make sure you put them in a bag or something.


An oven... *considers that* You want to bonk them to be with child so you cook your partner to ash... I don't see that working. lol Even with a bag, there's way too much heat generated by an oven for that to actually work. It'd be like putting them on the BBQ and then acting surprised because you burnt the sausage.

*Laughs* Oh goodness I could see poor Jean going through all this when Anitas little bio clock goes off. I could see him being put in his coffin for the day with all these little hot water packs around his crotch, being changed by the humans ever hour or so, goodness. I'm sorry it seems this all went way off topic
PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:27 am


Wicked and Truth and the Vampire Council. That would make an excellant book...ooo and Edward comming back!!! -nods- I miss edward!!!! -clings to an eddie plushy-

youngshorty

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Daraku Dakara

PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:46 am


can I vote for all of them? . . . but more plot, less sex? the last book was almost 2/3 sex... cut it down to 1/2 to 1/4 please!!!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:57 am


-snickers- yea that was something I wasn't use to. Seemed about every two chapters there was sex in them. -shrugs-

youngshorty

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kayrie_lin

PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:37 pm


Hm, I should have put more Edward as an option, neh? It didn't occur to me as I was making the poll, but I am also looking forward to seeing our good ol' sociopath again. And Ted, mustn't forget Ted (har de har).
PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:43 am


lol

youngshorty

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Livythia

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:15 am


Skyler Daratrazanoff
Wicked and Truth and the Vampire Council. That would make an excellant book...ooo and Edward comming back!!! -nods- I miss edward!!!! -clings to an eddie plushy-

Oh yes! I forgot about Edward. He will need to reappear and hopefully before he has to be the one to shoot up some of Anita's old boyfriends. I mean really, you can't love everyone forever and her selections are far too strong to give up without some blood shed.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:49 am


Haipaa Koneko
FenrisVollmond
thenakedmolerat833
FenrisVollmond
thenakedmolerat833
Haipaa Koneko
thenakedmolerat833
Haipaa Koneko
I'm hopeing they go back to the tease formula, you know "lots of bad guys, and a nice romance tease. I loved it when Anita was accually doing her "normal" job, now it's like she works every now and then and humps like a puppy as her new job, I gotta say im surprised the girl isn't pregnant yet. But then again..Micah is convinently shooting blanks, and Jean and the other vamps are too old (but can't that Berserky Vamp baby thing happen no matter how old) and I can't remember all the other faces she's "with".
Just wait, she going to be talking to someone, and her uterus is gonna fall out. Could you image it? Or She is gonna get pregnant and have to go on Jerry to find out who the baby's dad is....

*laughs* Oh my god, I could really see that, I can just imagine the look on Jean's face when it's announced as his child, "Jean-Claude, You Are the father. Jean-claude: O_O how the hell...? I'm so not paying child support...
LOL!

And this is a statement on the baby thing...If you get them warm enough, then yea, you can have a baby. So...then...like... I guess you have to put them in the microwave or something....Or the stove. I mean oven.

How to make a vampire baby:

Need: Vampire *Jean-Claude appears in a cloud of dust.Hog tie of couse, it would be pointless if he could walk away.*
Oven. *Appears like Jean-Claude*

Preheat to about 350, Then stuff your vampire in. Cook for about 10 to 15 minutes. If your oven begans to smoke, call the fire depentment. After that, there is instrution how to precess, See Incubus Dreams.


That Monica woman! Way back when in Guilty Pleasures, she's the one that pretty much turned Anita's friend over to the monsters so that Anita would help the vamps... She got pregnant by that vamp *thinks hard* Robert! Who died in a later book.
Weren't they saying stuffs like that if you put the vamp in a hot tub for awhile and then do the deed (lol I like the phrasing) you could end up with one pregnant human woman?
So the vamp men could get with child if they're with miss human lady, but vamp women can not get with child even if they're with mr human man.

That said, I REALLY don't see ms Anita with child.

Be a helluva storyline though. lol
Yeam a hot tub could work...but an oven be faster. Just make sure you put them in a bag or something.


An oven... *considers that* You want to bonk them to be with child so you cook your partner to ash... I don't see that working. lol Even with a bag, there's way too much heat generated by an oven for that to actually work. It'd be like putting them on the BBQ and then acting surprised because you burnt the sausage.

*Laughs* Oh goodness I could see poor Jean going through all this when Anitas little bio clock goes off. I could see him being put in his coffin for the day with all these little hot water packs around his crotch, being changed by the humans ever hour or so, goodness. I'm sorry it seems this all went way off topic
That would be one hell of a story.....But what if they got the water way to hot and burned poor Jean-Claude.....

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Ai-ren

PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:36 pm


Haipaa Koneko
I'm hopeing they go back to the tease formula, you know "lots of bad guys, and a nice romance tease. I loved it when Anita was accually doing her "normal" job


I liked the formula as well... the earlier books there was a balanced with a little bit of every thing. Now it's heavy on one thing and not of the other. I miss it. I like the newer books but I like the older ones more.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:02 am


There are some questions from the earlier books that need the be answered like...what happened to Edward, is he living in wedded bliss? What happened to Irving Griswold, is he still a reporter? What ever happened to Dead Dave? Is Asher STILL sleeping (he slept through Incubus Dreams)? Did Monica have her baby finally? Is Anita going to have to buy a bed big enough for Nathanial, Micah, Damian and herself? When is she gonna meet mommy dearest? (The mother of all Darkness) Then is she gonna meet Belle Morte and the Dragon in the flesh? Too many questions! None of which will probably be answered in the next book.

Ai-ren


Rubyhawk

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:47 am


I would like to see more of the Vamp Council. That was just really interesting, especially with Belle being all possessive of JC and co. I'd also like an update on the mother of darkness.

My biggest hope: Edward will be in the next book! Whatever happened to him?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:48 am


Ai-ren
There are some questions from the earlier books that need the be answered like...what happened to Edward, is he living in wedded bliss? What happened to Irving Griswold, is he still a reporter? What ever happened to Dead Dave? Is Asher STILL sleeping (he slept through Incubus Dreams)? Did Monica have her baby finally? Is Anita going to have to buy a bed big enough for Nathanial, Micah, Damian and herself? When is she gonna meet mommy dearest? (The mother of all Darkness) Then is she gonna meet Belle Morte and the Dragon in the flesh? Too many questions! None of which will probably be answered in the next book.

Hopefully they will be answered, but considering the big bad in ID left us disappointed I'm not all too sure we'll get answers to all questions posed. Least, not in the next book.

Livythia


Phoenix_Blue

PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:26 pm


I wanna see Anita's family dammit!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:30 am


mrgreen Personally I would like to see how Anita will deal with the growing population of Masterless Vampyres. Also, I would like to know about the war between the Council and the poor hapless residents of St. Louis. As for the ever increasing number of lovers, it would be a refreshing change for Anita to either take on the last mark and have the Ardure dissapear or have the marks broken by some supernatural means, leaving Anita to be human once more.

Chibi-Danai


rivulets of crimson blood

PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:09 am


tankbbg
thenakedmolerat833
Less Sex More plot


I quite agree!!

Also, lets see some Vampire Council stuff that'll bring together JC and Anita!!!!!!!!

I agree! I have heard from people who have read book 13 and it doesn't look good! JC and Anita forever!
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