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 Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:41 pm
Wish granted-- And anything is everything in this case. Everything in the world comes into your room, suffocating every inch of space that you have which makes you litterally pop into a bleeding mess of bone and guts.
I wish I had a matress.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:45 pm
Wish refused. No mattress for you.
I wish for anti-diabeetus.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:49 pm
I thought this was corrupt a wish, not 'you no get wish'. D;
Wish granted-- but it was given to someone else instead of you.
I wish I had a watch.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:53 pm
Wish granted but it asplodes every hour, instead of chiming. is never right.
I wish my Itouch wasn't cracked.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:04 pm
Granted.
It is constantly sticky instead.
I wish my life had a soundtrack.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:07 pm
Wish granted-- but it always played Barney's "I love you" song. Over and over and over and over ect. ect.
I wish I had an apocolypse pony. c:
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:47 pm
Montiqueue Wish granted-- but it always played Barney's "I love you" song. Over and over and over and over ect. ect. I wish I had an apocolypse pony. c: Oh ********, I think you just ruined my life forever. D: Alright, you get your pony and it ends the world. Happy? I wish for all old games to actually be as good as my nostalgia says they were. emo
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:58 pm
Wantcookie I wish for all old games to actually be as good as my nostalgia says they were. emo Granted, but they're all Cheetah Men 2. I wish I had tentacles.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:01 pm
Wish granted-- But they are too tiny for you to do anything. So you practically have no arms but just little 3 inch strips of wiggling tentacles where your arms should be.
I wish I had A.D.D.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:02 pm
You have no control over it, and its rape tendencies.
Ninja'd.
You have A.D.D. But you can never focus on anything ever, and get no where in life and end up robing a store and going to jail where you forget to remember to not drop the soap and die a frothy death from a rabid squirrel.
Ninja me again, see what happens.
I wish I wish I was a fish
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:04 pm
I already said that earlier! >:C
Fix'd
Wish granted-- but you jump into your own throat and you choke on yourself. Paradox.
I wish I had an apocolypse pony.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:05 pm
I wish I was a fish, lol. And I fixed my post.
{Ignore}
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:51 pm
You get an apocalypse pony, but before it can actually do anything it needs a rider, and damn it, wouldn't you know you would forget to feed it? So now that one of the horsemen doesn't have a mount they have to postpone the apocalypse. Everyone blames you. Especially Pestilence.
I wish for a magical monkey's paw or a djinn.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:50 am
Owwin You get an apocalypse pony, but before it can actually do anything it needs a rider, and damn it, wouldn't you know you would forget to feed it? So now that one of the horsemen doesn't have a mount they have to postpone the apocalypse. Everyone blames you. Especially Pestilence. I wish for a magical monkey's paw or a djinn.
Your mileage may very, but you instead get Genie from Disney's Aladdin.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:59 am
The Great and Powerful Oz grants wishes so I suppose that explains why he didn't wish... but in the spirit of this thread I can infer The Great and Powerful Shiny Oz wishes to remain unseen...
unfortunately Dorthy has a little sh*t for a dog that tears down that friggin curtain and bites his ankles off. The blood spurting gives him away and the paramedics called channel 5. Sorry Oz. Everyone knows your name now. ED says your ankles are a mess too.
*wishes for a world where zombies are accepted for more than just rotting flesh and having a penchant for eating brains*
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