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 Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:00 am
Spike_Theta But... if they fly through the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't, and you're saying that won't happen if it's an actual brick, then... eek Doesn't that mean that the only thing that won't act bricklike is a brick? The mind boggles. You make me so happy! heart ...the biggest problem in my life at this moment is being hungry. I do believe that potatoes, if not the solution themselves, can at least contribute to the resolution of this quandary vis a vis crinkle fries. whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:04 am
eek Crinkle fries?! You fool! Waffle fries are better cause they're shaped like tennis rackets only without handles or frames and aren't quite so round or large or thin or hard or inedible...
However, crinkle is a funner word so it win. whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:07 am
Crinkle fries also win because they happen to be the only thing in my freezer, aside from six-month-old popsicles and a collection of inedible corn dogs.
Oh well, at least I know where my towel is. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:12 am
I won a popsicle-eating contest recently, mostly due to the fact that I don't get brain freeze.
Seriously. It just, doesn't happen.
My point is, like glowsticks, blue is the best flavor. But glowsticks have expiration dates which makes me sad. cry
OBEY THE GLOWSTICK FURY! Especially if it's blue. mrgreen
And I know where at least seven of my towels are. whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:17 am
I get tongue-freeze, which is more immediate than brain-freeze, and thus results in me savoring frozen treats but losing eating contests resoundingly. gonk
...I think a couple of those popsicles are blue. Now I have the urge to go check! eek
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:22 am
Unlike glowsticks, I doubt very much that popsicles have expiration dates.
In fact, don't people put things in the freezer to make them last longer? And don't these things include... GLOWSTICKS? eek
My god. It's like there's a massive glowstick/popsicle conspiracy going on. ninja Awesome. blaugh
Best part about me winning the eating contest - after I won, I picked up one of the popsicles someone hadn't even unwrapped yet, opened it, and ate it walking off the stage. whee It was blue, too.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:27 am
No expiration dates, yes, but random non-flavored ice may have grown on them. I'm not sure, since they're actually underneath the inedible corn dogs. (well, I'm sure they're edible to somebody, but that particular brand just tastes horrid to me. Blech.)
...that exit was very poetic. And not in a Vogon-poetry kind of way, either. whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:30 am
Nor in a dead-swans-bobbing-in-stagnant-pools way, either. whee
...how about a "I can see by infrared, how I hate the night" sort of way?
...I hear once that Douglas had a melody for that poem, too, but I've never gotten to hear it. crying Wonder if anyone here knows?...
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:41 pm
Ford: I'd trust him to the end of the world.
Arthur: How long is that?
Ford: About 11 minutes.
I say that line to everybody, but they don't get it.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:42 pm
Hee. whee Reminds me of Arthur's description of Ford in SLATFATF:
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"
xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:31 pm
Vogans arent above stealing and cheating much like the sea isn't above the sky.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:43 pm
Ayasugii My entry application to this guild was simply "Ford, you're turning into a penguin! Stop it!" - which is, of course, my favorite line to quote at random people. xd I think mine was "hey, you sass that loopy tombrend? There's one frood who really knows where his towel is"
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:23 pm
tombrend Ayasugii My entry application to this guild was simply "Ford, you're turning into a penguin! Stop it!" - which is, of course, my favorite line to quote at random people. xd I think mine was "hey, you sass that loopy tombrend? There's one frood who really knows where his towel is" Wow, these are totally Zen applications... I don't remember mine, because it wasn't totally Zen. Another funny quote that I never really "got" until I quoted it at some people and this one guy named Andy laughed... "We demand rigidly defined areas of uncertainty and doubt!" xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:29 pm
Today in chem we were talking about Neitsche (sp?) and how he got really depressed for a while because he decided that (because the scientific community at that time said that the universe was infinite and had existed / will exist forever) everything that can be done already has been done. This launched my friend and I into a disscussion of the infinite improbability drive; it culminated in me shouting, "Schrodinger's cat is dead," to which he replied, "Schrodinger's cat is not dead" without that having any relationship to the context of the conversation.
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:16 pm
Anyone remember the thing from one of the Dirk Gently books where Dirk was telling someone (Kate or Richard?) about how he was hired for his services as a psychic to help some scientists with their Schroedinger's cat experiment, and the person he was talking to was trying to explain that first, Schroedinger's cat is a theoretical experiment, you don't actually do it, and two, psychicly determining whether the cat is dead or not still counts as observing it. Yeah.
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