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 Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:21 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ Paprika was still crying the whole time, seeing
Phil she figured any cop was better than no cop. Even if it was stupid half-retarded Phil. "I kidnapped Noelle, a-and returned her h-home and s-she's fine now b-but I w-want to confess m-my crime..." She said quickly hugging and sobbing into Phil's shirt. It was kind of pathetic. More pathetic than funny really. "A-and she's m-my best f-friend a-and I-I love h-her b-but I-I kidnapped heeeer." She said sobbing a lot on the man, her nose was even running on him!
"B-but I-I'm c-c-crazy a-and t-thought i-it be smaaaart." Her voice was breaking from it all. Probably didn't help Phil that she said she's crazy, which meant; possibly dangerous! At least he didn't know that she could probably snap his neck with a single kick...
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:49 pm
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Pip Pip Mother (ℱ♥ℭҡℰℜ)
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Philip stood their awkwardly and put his hands up in order to avoid touching her. They never showed this on tv, normally they'd be like " turn myself in, for murder but i changed my mind!" Then were would be awesome battle, where he would win, or an awesome gun fight! And it would be epic! But...no she was just crying! And getting his shirt stained! With tears! This wasn't right, this was just uncomfortable. He wanted to go back into the jail cell. She looked so pathetic...he'd still do her. "I-...uh..... Get in the jail cell..then...I..guess." Ewww and her nose was running on him! He'd have to get naked somewhere to wash his clothing now!...At least it was a hug! "Ya know...this is more like Law and Order, not Hot Fuzz. I'm more a Hot Fuzz guy....The Law and Order cop should be here soon." Oh snaps, if this was like law and order, that means rape happened! That show made him depressed. Thats why he never watched it so he didn't know anything about the law! Except what action cop movies taught him.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:39 pm
No, she had to still because.. there was something horribly, horribly wrong here. Philip was out of his cell! Panic crept into her and she dropped the take-out container to grab her gun, aiming it at the guy's head within the second. Well, she should be trying for somewhere less.. fatal, but there was a woman blocking – ah! He had a hostage! Already?! What had – she narrowed her eyes at him. “Mr. Lindsly. Return to your cell immediately and release that woman or I will be forced to shoot. Miss, I advise you remain calm, the man you are near has been found to be violent.” ..Towards squirrels, but that was besides the point.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:59 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ Paprika quickly let go of Phil and grabbed Romane! Now crying on her shoulder! though she had to have her back slumping a little since Romane was shorter, but still crying! "I did it! I kidnapped Noelle! It was an accident! They told me to kill her! The voices! And I didn't, and I was afraid, and I didn't know who to listen to GMGX or BMGX so I did neither and had her as my friend and she's my best friend, and I brought her back tot he ranch, but please don't tell the media! Just take me to prison or the states to go to juvey or something 'cause I earned it for a stupid ******** little schizophrenic psycho b***h who talks to her teddy bears in tea parties!" She didn't say it that quickly, even if it was all in one sentence. She did however scream it all.
"B-but she's safe now. I'm confessing my crime so that my sister doesn't murder me..." She sniffed, then blew her nose on Romane's shirt.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:16 am
════════════════════════════[Phil Lindsay]════════════════════════════
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Phill stared at Romane. Did that b***h seriously just pull a gun on him!? He was dumb, but not that dumb to think there was anything cute or funny or something even sexual about it. In fact...There wasn't even a ******** reason why he was in jail! Sure he had a place to sleep, and food, but...really there was on reason for him to even be in there. "...Oh hell no b***h. Did you just seriously pull a gun on me. AFTER I just caught the kidnapper. The crazy hot kidnapper." He crossed his arms and glared at Romane with as much hate as he could muster. "Why did you even lock me up. You didn't even read me my rights! Reaaal professional b***h." He stormed past her and grabbed the sandwich off the floor and took a big bite out of it while still glaring at her.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:28 am
“Your Miranda was said when I originally locked you up, Mr. Lindsly. Do not dare accuse me of being unprofessional when you were the one dismissed for that very reason.” She retorted angrily. It was getting annoying hearing someone call her 'unprofessional' or any sense of that word. “A victim was kidnapped. You were a likely suspect, considering your history. The most satisfactory solution was to restrain you so you did not pose a threat to the investigation. I advise you return to your cell while I handle Ms. Pepper, Mr. Lindsly, as you are still under arrest.” There was the logic in it, but she really only did it because she didn't like him. Though, that was abuse of power, wasn't it?
She put her attention on reestablishing a boundary between her and Paprika, removing her firmly and taking a step back. She looked at the snot on her shirt and inwardly sighed. ..Disgusting. “Repeat the charges you are filing yourself under, Ms. Pepper, I do not believe I have been properly informed. Your sister will murder you? Who told you to kill Noelle? Is she alive? Where is she located currently? Ah, take a seat and speak in a more level tone.” She instructed as she opened her office door and turned her gaze to watch Philip to make sure he complied with those previous orders.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:38 am
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"What do you mean based on my history!? All I did was camp out on someones lawn for nearly a year! That doesn't have anything to do with kidnapping children!" He was starting to get very mad, he even wanted to hit her! And he never hit girls! And ya know, the fact that if he tried to hit her she'd probably beat the crap out of him or just kill him, she'd probably enjoy doing it too. As Romane stood at the door making sure he went to the cell, he stood his ground and crossed his arms like a kid who was just told to go to his room. "No! You had no reason to arrest me! In fact! Your a kidnapper here! Well, you and that crazy chick..."He pointed at her dramatically and yelled, "You kidnapped me so you could keep me close to you! Cause your a kidnapping freak!! Well you know what lady?! You blew your chance of Philip-sex! It would be like putting my d**k in a freezer! Cause your an ice queeeen!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:37 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ Paprika suddenly glared at Phil. "Do you want me to add assault to the charges that will placed on me you loud annoying pink haired ********> She said, eye twitching. Well she was prone to violence. But that anger quickly receded with the whole 'gonna go to prison' thing she had going on right now At least anger helped her regain her composure slightly. So she cleaned her eyes off with both hands before walking into the office and sitting on the available seat (that wasn't behind a desk)
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:18 pm
“Mr. Lindsly, I recommend returning to the cell immediately or I will be forced to send you to a real jail for breaking out of your cell. If you choose to leave, I guarantee you will be found in a manner of days. The island is small and any boat will be proven inaccessible. Your only option would be to attempt to swim off the island and, I assure you, there are sharks.” She closed the door to let him decide that one on his own and went to sit behind her desk. She looked at Paprika expectantly to start this whole thing over.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:45 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ Paprika was still sobbing quietly but started all over again. "I was out no the forest and Noelle came up to me and I thought she was a... bad person. So I threatened her with my... bat that I carry around for self defense at night because we can both agree that it's dangerous everywhere and most people are up to something... s-so I accidentally let go of it and hit her in the head and I tried to get her to get better in a cabin and kinda kidnapped her didn't know she was blind which is why she didn't back away." She was stretching the truth, but didn't want to add the whole weed stash thing. "A-and she was really nice and and I wanted her to be my best friend, so my evil mystery girl told me to keep her, but I didn't know what to do especially since she also told me earlier to use a saw and chop her into pieces so that I don't get in trouble." She started to cry a lot more than she was during all of that the moment she brought up how Noelle could have been her friend.
"S-so I kind of kept her there for t-two weeks, but I took really good care of her! I made sure she ate good and um, all sorts of stuff... b-but yeah... I kinda kidnapped her... b-but it's not like she didn't have fun! She had fun with me and my teddy bears - which talk but I didn't tell her that because she might think I'm crazy which I don't think I am because therapists are full of s**t." She sniffed once. "A-and I'm turning myself in."
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:57 pm
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Phil sighed and pouted, he was an idiot, but not that much of an idiot. Right now he had no real charges against him so she'd have to let him go eventually. And if he stayed he'd at least have a place to sleep for another night that was warm and better than the cold outside with bugs everywhere. He grabbed the sandwich and walked back to the cell locking it behind him. Hopefully Romane wouldn't find his keys, even if she did he have several copies made!....Which was why he didn't have enough money to sleep at the inn. He laid down on the bed pouting, "Well I'm in the cell jerk! Next time bring me a better sandwich! You're a terrible excuse for a woman!" He ate the sandwich, which was actually quite good, and fell alseep mumbling about how she was a poor excuse for a woman unable to even make a proper sammich.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:49 pm
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:07 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤ Paprika was quieter after that, she was just crying silently. Every now and then using her forearm to wipe her nose. It was gross, but it was better than a runny face. She was quiet the whole time, mostly afraid of what Romane was going to do with her. She sat there waiting for almost half an hour. Just quietly waiting. Though she did look at Romane and plead. "Could you please tell Ginger what's gonna happen...? S-so she could visit me...?" She asked, complete terrified of being alone in a jail cell... she still didn't know it was more of a clinic.
Finally, someone arrived to pick up Paprika. "Verre iz de girrl?" The woman said in a confusingly thick accent... though it wasn't easy to tell. She then went over to Paprika. "Come girrl. Ve must be goin now." She added. Then cleared her throat. "God that's so hard to do for too long!" Lesley added. Yeah, they sent Lesley to do it while picking up some subway. Paprika got up and nodded. "Oh well, I kind of expected you to be..." Lesley started and thought for a moment before continuing. "I don't know, brown or black or something." "...I'm half of both." "I knew it!" That woman was so racist. If it was illegal to be racist in a police department, Romane would probably have to arrest her. she then went over to Romane. "Okay uh, have the paperwork sugar tits?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:36 pm
“Your sibling will be alerted, Ms. Pepper.” She could have Rachel stop by and inform Ginger. She.. didn't really want to talk to her at the moment. The blond should be happy! With Romane taking over practically all the work, she was finally giving her something more to do! Rachel had been appearing pretty miffed lately, so work should cheer her up. ..Not that Romane cared whether Rachel was irritated or not. She stood up once someone came in and spoke with a.. what accent was that? And.. did she have throat cancer or some speech impediment? That was.. oh. No, wait, she was talking normal now.. and racist. It wasn't.. illegal, just disconcerting. So long as she wasn't committing a crime due to a race, Romane couldn't do much but ignore it. Well, it got Paprika off her hands, anyway. She handed the paperwork over when it was asked for, but couldn't help throwing a glance at her own chest with that nickname. 'Sugar tits'..? But, there wasn't.. sugar.. or tits made of sugar.. or anything related to that on Romane! Then why had she known she was talking to her – ah, that wasn't important. She waved away that confusion. “You may escort Ms. Pepper now.” She said with look to the door. Get the insane woman out of here ASAP so Romane could go release Phil and.. get back to work.
-END. >:'o Paprika was escorted to the clinic, Philip was released, and everything is hunky dory again!-
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:15 pm
How long had they been in jail? Time was so hard to tell when you where high.... Well, were was the keyword here, because they weren't high anymore. The effect of the weed have long wear off and now they were both starving and pissed. How the ******** did that happen, them being thrown in jail? "Dude, ********! I wanna get out! I'm starting and that damn dumb b***h took my knife! I could pay the damn caution but I don't have the ******** money on me and she wont let us go get it, goddammit! ********, s**t, c**t!" He was pissed alright. He took a deep breath to calm himself, not that it was actually working, and looked back at Conor. "Dude, get us out! You're the one usually leading, lead us outside!"
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