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 Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:14 pm
Okay, so that wasn't the best kick in the world but it at least stalled Zachery. She hadn't noticed that someone else was there until after she heard their voice and at that point a wave of relief washed over her. She really didn't know what to say at this point, while she did want the assistance home it was walking around with a complete stranger that had gotten her into this in the first place. As she contemplated this something extremely strange happened and her along with X were blown out of the building.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:18 pm
 x x Mystery Fighter X ❤ ❤ ❤"With my crimson cape billowing in the cosmic breeze, I have heroically traveled across stars, too numerous to count..."Well that was sure weird... X thought, then looked back at Usagi. "I now insist that i take you home. Come, before strange events beyond your mortal comprehension occur!" He said, in his hero-man voice. "Do not worry about myself being untrustworthy young lady. For I - a combatant of evil and all which is wrong - am a cyborg of justice, held together by wires of truth and running with the electricity of benevolence." He added, before taking Usagi's hand and walking to go take her home.
/Exit to the Yoshiko residence!
x x Clash at the Church ❤ ❤ ❤"...to arrive at this majestic planet you call Earth. I am... MYSTERY FIGHTER X!
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:33 pm
Usagi didn't protest his offer on taking her home. The whole cyborg of justice thing seemed a bit odd but whatever. She decided not to question it as they began walking towards her house. -Exit to the Yoshiko residence-
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:33 pm
  Whatever direction they came, the fairies arrived at the sound of the goddess's call. They were her followers – what else would they do? The order they came in differed for each, as well as the manner. A small male with honey-brown eyes and pink-orange hair styled in a page's cut came in first, timidly watching the goddess. He didn't like her when she was angry, but she was still so pretty! Even as a statue.. He fluttered his wings nervously, pushing himself over to stand beside the statue as he waited for his siblings to arrive. The tallest among them, a female with pale green hair and wearing, oddly enough for a fairy, spectacles, sat on one of the benches in the church, legs crossed. She glanced at Zachary, still on the ground after that Mystery Fighter X stepped in. “This is the worst act your follower has committed yet, Carnation.” She stated coldly, not even bothering to check if said fairy had come to join them just yet. She should hear her if she was listening, after all.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:54 pm
  ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Carnation & Iris________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Right on cue, another small female came into the church, this one was possibly the second tallest of the bunch. "Thank you Miss State-The-Obvious. I think we all got that Hyacinth" replied another of the goddess's followers. Her voice however was showing more frustration than she should, never mind the disappointment. This was her follower! How exactly would she-Oh... With a sigh, Carnation moved to her brother's place besides the statue. Oh this would be trouble.Right behind Carnation came a female, as small as the previous male, into the structure. "Oh dear..." was all that Iris mumbled as she shook her head. Such-such-insolence! The fairy had to agree with her sister. Of all his acts! How could he!? "Unforgivable, remember that." That boy was in a load of trouble! Even more than that! Iris was pondering what would come his way, as she moved to sit near Hyacinth.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:01 pm
  Small violet eyes blinked from the pale face of a most anxious fairy. She normally wasn't so nervous, why she was a very energetic fairy, bold in her games. But, she was a worriful fairy too, and the thought of someone visiting her shrine while she was away - well people really never visited her shrine - at all. But that would make it worse, wouldn't it? Someone visiting her while she was away! Oh what a terrible thought. Shuddering, Lavender counted the fairy heads and frowned. She wasn't here yet, but the most fun fairy was! The others were too serious, she'd rather wait to think on that problem later. "Ilex!" She called as loud as her little voice would allow, darting toward him - or at him. The tiny ring of little bells and Chrysanthemum stood in all her pride, beauty of course, and glory, mounds of rare, expensive, clothes adorning her most perfect frame; if it was on Chrysanthemum, it cost something. Being called from her lovely home to bicker among little fireflies and miss so important goddess about some petty human problem? What was she? A saint? Shouldn't be her problem! In her opinion, he was merely getting what he wanted, and she'd support that. But, no, she had to be apart of it. "Some people should learn to keep track of their followers.. Or," Her copper brown eyes looked up towards the statue of the goddess, "some should learn to be a little less of a whiny hobo." She didn't like hobos, it was a good enough insult to her. So, the thought of talking with the other fairies being such a bore, she sat down with leg crossed over the other and head held high. Annoying.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:23 pm
 She might have been the last one to get there, but it was only because she had trouble choosing if her clothes should be the colour #f457e7 or #f457e6! It was a serious question! The look of a fairy was what put her apart of the others! And she would have died of shame if she was to show up at this reunion with the same clothing as someone else! Oh, what if she was wearing the exact same thing as Carnation! Oh please no! Ah, what was she thinking. Carnation was a ugly no-class smelly tomboy. She lived near a hot spring and didn't even wash herself! She should just die. The rest of the fairies could do without her. She was the ugliest of the group, which automatically made her the less important one. In other words, this fairy had been so busy trying to figure out what color her cloths should be (even though she took the same one as usual) that she hadn't listen one bit as to why she should be there! It was only when she appeared in the church that she saw him Oh.... HIM She clentch her teeth together, narrowed her eyes and could feel her face turning red of anger. "DEATH TO THE ENEMY!!!!" She screamed as she plunged directly towards him, leaving a little trail of pink-coloured light behind her. She slammed Zach directly in the stomach, using all her flying speed and strength! She then made a turnip apear out of thin air (she was still the goddamn earth fairy afterall!) and slapped Zach in the fact with it once... "Ugly!" Twice...Hideous!" Three times... "Revolting! Dreadful! Repulsing! Disgusting! Sickening!" Seven time! She then flew as high as she could and threw the turnip at him with all her strength! Well... She five inches fairy wasn't really all the strong but gravity would do the work for her! "I say we behead him! No, we burn him alive! Ohhhhh EVEN BETTER! We sodomize him with a pineapple! Who got a pineapple? Someone give me a pineapple! I will make him suffer! Ohhhhh!!!!!" She then proceed to scream various insult directed at Zachary all while flailing her hands in the air. Yes, she really hated the boy that much.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:42 pm
  ✟ Opinions ✟
→ vs ←
☯ The Thief ☯ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Lily looked at Orchid nervously. Oh... oh jeez! With a pineapple!? O-oh my that doesn't sound lovely at all, she doesn't want to see that... s-she would have to sneak away when no one's looking! She can't be apart of this. This was going to get out of hand, and it will be her fault that someone died, even if they're terrible terrible people like this red head was... Daffodil was now flying even faster! "Yaaaay~!! Fairy pineapple sodomy~! Whatever that is, it sounds fun! Lets do that!"
Zachery was giving out little 'ows' whenever Orchid bonked him with a turnip. Not that fun, but it's not like she had a mallet or something. Still once she threw the turnip he just picked it up after it bounced off his head and started to eat it. Well he was kind of hungry. Plus it looked like they wanted to murder him, no point in dying hungry. "I find offense in the burning alive thing." He said while chewing. "You know, with the whole jew thing." Zachery added, throwing away the remainder of the turnip. "Kidding really. Not a sensitive jew. So uh... pineapple? That one's kind of funny actually. Since my last name is Korean for Pineapple. Seems kind of fitting." He was pretty sure that this was a bad trip, or maybe that X person killed him and this is hell. Yeah, his hell involves fairies.
"Huh. Am I the only one who's reminded of Little Nicky? The scene where you find out that Hitler gets a pineapple up the a** every day? Love that movie. Though now it seems like the cute pink one's is antisemitic... again kidding, not a sensitive jew." Well he was dead. So why not mess around with his torturers? At least until they start to do their job... hell this might be heaven and it turns out to be... "Fairy-on-human sex!" He smirked. Yeah! Now that sounded fun...
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:07 pm
xxxxxHyacinth narrowed her eyes at Chrysanthemum as the little proud pony came to show. Calling the goddess a whiny hobo?! Unthinkable! She looked up at the statue to make sure the goddess wasn't listening in on that comment, though the woman was probably well aware of Chrysanthemum's haughty attitude. Still, such a disgrace to them all. Coming in garbed in all her offerings, showing off herself more as a money-grubbing lowlife than a fairy. Hmph. But, then, Hyacinth didn't have much of a comeback for the other. Most of Chrysanthemum's followers were fine people, if not a little.. on the immoral side. She looked to Zachary once he awoken and then instantly winced at the sight of Orchid attacking him with a.. turnip?!
“Control yourself, Orchid! We'll never get anything done this way!” She scolded from where she sat, though she understood precisely what was irritating the other. ..Somewhat. What was she angry about? Orchid wasn't the sort to empathize with another fairy's problems – they were only here to give their opinion on what to do about this situation. But, in the end, the situation was Ilex and Carnation's to deal with. Those were who the goddess was angry at. And probably Chrysanthemum with her comments.. She threw a sour look at Daffodil. Oh, she hated that fairy. She probably didn't even know what sodomy was! “We can't rape him with a pineapple.” She said, frowning because.. well! That was obvious! They couldn't just shove a pineapple up a boy's a** as punishment! It demeaned their whole fairy-awesome-magical mightiness! It made them seem more like lunatics than wise mythical beings.
“I agree he needs to be punished for committing such a foul crime, but it wasn't against anyone of yours, Orchid. It was against Ilex. He and Carnation should be the ones to suggest a punishment.” With that, she pushed up her glasses and pointed over at said fairy, who was currently hugging Lavender happily and trying to be subtle while sneaking a feel. Hey, he was the only male fairy, it was gonna happen eventually! He pulled his hands back as soon as attention was drawn to him and frowned uncertainly again. Him? Come up with a punishment?!
“I don't like the idea of.. the fairy pineapple sodomy.. It's a little, er, extreme! He didn't.. rape her.. the Goddess stopped him before that happened and so did one of Carnation's! The problem fixed itself! So, there's nothing left to punish! Now, Zachary Painappuru..” He hovered over to the redhead, floating beside Orchid and looking up at him sweetly, “Do you promise not to rape anyone again? ..And to apologize to Usagi? I think her feelings are hurt.” Of course they would be! She was almost raped by some kid she barely knew! Never mind that, though, now all Ilex wanted to know was whether Zachary learned his lesson and then they could go on with.. stuff. Whatever, he just wanted to have the goddess appear, give them all a big hug with her biiiiig breasts and be happy again!
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:43 pm
-Oh no, everyone started to bicker already, and she was certain there was a pair of wandering hands on her but everyone was here, and everyone, meant everyone. “Orchid!” Lavender cried in a squeal of delight. Oh the most beautiful, wonderful – she watched her summon a turnip and proceed to use it as a battering stick – and most strong, talented fairy to have ever been a fairy! Lavender batted translucent orange wings in a manner one might flutter eye lashes, her little hands clasped together against her chest. Oh Orchid. She could imagine the lovely fairy visiting her waters after a long day of doing earth fairy things, and then Orchid would undress and step into the water, then washing off her nice, perky – Lavender blinked as she returned to reality to realize she had been staring at Orchid very intently, and not her face either, a little lower. Clearing her throat, now was a time to impress! “Yeah, monopolize him with an apple! Chrysanthemum yawned excessively, just to make a statement of her boredom. What was the matter with that hot headed firefly? So unlady like, so disgraceful, she might as well roll in the mud with some hobos while complaining how her complexion was as pasty as dirt and how her clothes look like they were made from rags, and on the matter, she might as well also complain how she might as well be a male fairy with that flat chest. Chrysanthemum grinned to herself. Oh she should have said that aloud, would have been much more amusing. Oh, but to deal with this matter first so she could return to her lovely home. Rising with the most subtle of movements, praising herself with the elegance of a swan – now why was an over sized bird elegant? Hm.. Oh well, she was elegant and that's all that mattered – and better looking then any of these fairies. “Oh, please, you fairies are so daft!” She hovered closer to the male she could only recognize as needing to take better care of his hair, looked like he was wearing some old bums hair dyed red, and he talked way too much. “This creature has done no harm! He's working towards what he wants and getting it, who can blame him? Where do you think I get these gorgeous clothes? Buy them? Please, I praise him for his dedication!” So it was kinda her opinion, and also to piss off Orchid, or any fairy, she just liked to piss those buzzing fireflies off.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:23 am
"Done nothing! Done nothing! He has done everything! Said the pink fairy, still flailing her arms and flying around in big circles, almost hitting Daffodil once or twice. Was Hyacynth stupid? Of course she was stupid! Just look at her clothes! No one in their right mind would wear something like that! It was so drab! So boring! Was the a cravat? Who in these days and age wore a cravat? Carnation might have been the most useless fairy of them, but Hyacinth was surely the most stupid! At least Lavender understood! That was a good fairy! She was always on Orchid side for a reason or an other. Sure, she could have arrange her clothes a little better but she couldn't really criticized the one fairy who always though like her.
Chrysanthemum, on the other hand... Done no harm? Are you out of your mind Chrissy? You probbaly are! Who else would that someone going cookoo would wear something out of a thrift store!" She then give the fairy and air of -I'm better than you even though you were created 0.5 seconds before me!-. "That...that... That vile thing as taken adventage of Kade! My Kade! My beautiful lovely Kade! He was robbing him! Raping him! He took everything away! No my Kade doesn't even have a piece of bread! He is poor! Do you like poor people Chrissy? I don't! And now Kade is poor because of that treacherous hideous immoral little b*****d!" On that, she made more turnip appears over the boy with all of them falling on Zachary's head. Yeah... she should probably summon something else than turnip, but right now she was too angered to think of an other vegetable. "Ohhh!!! And it's not all! Kotone! He abused her! Fooled her! Mislead her! Raped her! And now... oh the horror... She got his thing growing inside her! And not only her! There's also Lulu! My precious beautiful lovely Lulu! She's now... And she will get fat because of that! Can you imagine? FAT! F.A.T.! Oh the horror! The Shame! I hope she commit suicide... that's the only solution.... And... and... because of that! Gaston~ My beautiful Gaston! He won't be able to marry Lulu and be the most beautiful couple the land has ever see! He must be heartbroken by now! And talking about Heart broken, Cici! My cutesy lovely Cici! He screwed with her! Stole her very first kiss! After abandoning her for YEARS! Taking advantage of her vulnerability! And breaking her even more! Now... Now... oh... I can't even say it... she's.... SHE IS BEING MOLESTED BY THAT AWFUL UGLY GROOS DISGUSTING THING THAT IS ANDY VALENTINE!!!!! So Gross!!!!"
Yes, Zachary was Orchid number one enemy! No punishment was too severe for him! He should be strangled, then stabbed, then beheaded, then burried, spit on his grave, piss on his grave, unburry him, burn him, make a pig eat him, then s**t him, then bury again! Oh, and off course, pineaple being shoved up his a** should be somewhere in that list too! And what was wrong with Ilex! He had just tried to rape his stupid follower! He should be less of a pushover! Weak male fairy!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:40 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:03 pm
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Carnation & Iris________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Ilex!" Carnation did not agree with that. The fairy hovered right next to the male and tapped his head lightly. Of course she wanted to smack the idiot that was her follower. "He is a failure! A complete failure! I wouldn't stop at a pineapple!" declared the purple haired female. OH HE WAS- For once she agreed with Orchid... not that she'd admit it aloud. The other was just so... superficial. She did bring out all the reasons she was disappointed in Zachary. It was one after the other, again, and again, and again! Sadly, he managed to screw things up before she had a chance to drop something in his head to see if that would work. He was an idiot. Point and simple. Who she had this little piece of... to take care of. Aaaaand he spoke again! How much of an inept moronic imbecile was he!? To think he... Ech... Now Carnation glared at her follower and hovered closer to slam a fist at his head... Though the sad realization of her size didn't help much. "Gr... To hell with the a simple pineapple let's mutate it with a watermelon!" So it was a little drastic... Carnation was hot-headed, which lead to unrealistic demands... as this. Shouldn't have been a surprise her followers were just like her. Except less gifted in the moral department than her.A pineapple!? Iris had to think on that... "How bloody would that be?" pondered the ice fairy aloud. Well these weren't her followers, so her attention wasn't as precise as one would like... which led to that sort of thinking. "Could he walk after that?" asked Iris to no one in particular before giggling a bit at the thought. WAIT. A pineapple with a watermelon... That had to hurt! ...Cool.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:33 pm
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