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 Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:05 pm
WEATHER
BOO! Did I scare you? Heehee~! Anyway, welcome to the weather once again my little minions! Today, I bring you some bad news. It's going to be a mini-hurricane! There's going to be really heavy rain and really harsh winds! If you weigh less than a hundred pounds, I suggest not going outside without some rocks in your pocket or you'll be blown away and never come back! And no one wants that, do they? Nope!
You probably want to stay in the house with your best friends and have a slumber party! That way, if it's deadly, it'll kill all of you! Because no one likes being alone during a storm. That's just really scary. But if you are alone and somehow have no friends, get some good books, good food, and... FIRE! In a fireplace, of course. Just make sure it doesn't get too out of control, because your house will burn down! Oh, but the rain will put it out, you don't have to worry about it too much.
That's all I really have to say for now, just be careful and don't die! Which won't be that hard... I hope.
Love, me!
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:17 pm
Dear Mistery Girl X
Having no idea of your whereabout, I decided in my infinite wisdom to send your invite through the newspaper. You, who is the prettiest of the prettiest, the gracefullest of the gracefullest, you who cooks like the Gods, oh, please, attend my prestigious Masquerade Ball! Grace us of your presence, oh divine lady!
Gaston Sonata
+1: No (since anyone can read the paper...)
P.S. If the weird monk is reading this, you are being invited too, being a sort of local hero since the TH...
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:30 pm
WEATHER
Bam! I'm back again with the weather!
The mini-hurricane that wreaked the island of Nirvani has finally died down! Well, it had before, but I was lazy. I wanted to make sure it was completely gone. Um, yeah. *cough cough* BUT- I come bearing great news! Well, better news. It can't be great news until next summer. It's going to be half sunny, half cloudy! The clouds'll be white and scattered, almost like spring. Hopefully the sun will burn away all those clouds! Or most of them. That'd be nice. YOU HEAR THAT, SUN? Heehee, now it sounds like I have a son. I wish I did! Little boys are so cute! I mean that in the least creepy way possible.
Anyways, although the sun will be out it doesn't mean it'll be warm. Remember people, it's fall! Fall is cold. Summer is the time for warm weather! Not fall. Fall is the time for fall clothes. Well, obviously. That reminds me, I need to go shopping. But yes! It will be mildly cold. Not freezing cold that you're shivering even if you are wearing five layers. It's just cold enough to make your breath turn into fog. Or whatever that's called.
Yuppers, that was today's weather. Just a normal fall day. Um... last words? Don't trip on leaves. (:
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:52 pm
WEATHER
WHEE~! It's snowing! About time!! I've been doing the snow dance for the last couple weeks and it finally snows! Time to wear scarves, hats, gloves, boots, all those things you can't wear in summer unless you'd like to die, which I assume you don't. If you aren't playing inside, go make some hot chocolate, or some tea, huddle with that special person and tell each other stories~ Oh who am I kidding? That's nice and all, but snow is for snowball fights, and snowmen, and sledding!
It's going to be nice and clear, just cold! We have about 6 inches of snow right now, but it's piling up- the fluffy snow is still falling from the sky! If it goes on like this, we might be snowed in, getting up to 3 feet or more of snow! (Foreshadowing much? Maybe.) I don't want anyone dying out there, so bundle up. Streaking probably wouldn't be a good thing when it's like -10 degrees outside. And if you fall- OUCH. I just can't imagine that! On ice too! That'll hurt in the morning.
So heed my words and don't be stupid! Anyways, see you next time. (:
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:07 am
Massacre at the Masquerade
It was said to be the event of the year, but will be remembered as the event of the century, for nothing like last night’s masquerade has ever mark the island like that. Even the hurricane of 10 years ago had not caused as much pain, grief and death as it.
The event was a soiree hosted by our mayor, regrouping all the most important people on the island. Business owner, government official, socialite, everyone one who was anyone was there. While the motif of it hadn’t been disclosed at first, it got revealed as the night went on to be a grandiose marriage propose from Gaston, to the lucky and quite beautiful Lulu St-Jean, the daughter of the island’s doctor.
The event was organised by the school president, a young girl named Alanis, who, frankly, had a lot of taste. The decoration, music and costume were reminiscent of a Hollywood movie. Even the dance routine performed by the various servants of the house accompanied by cherub-dressed little persons was quite a sight to see.
Unfortunately, everything did not go as plan. Right after the mayor made his grand propose to the lucky one in front of everyone attention the Masquerade, the lights went out. It would have appeared that a malfunction in the houses power system, the same one alimenting the whole town in electricity, had caused it to fail. The emergency was quick to pick over, but not quick enough. In the few seconds in the darkness, several gunshots were heard. It is hard to know who exactly shot first, in panic, surely, but the presence of four cops as well as some member of the mob, including well known mobster Giovanni Cantata, would us to believe that they were shooting at each other with one of them thinking that the power outage was a way to get rid of the other first, but further investigation showed otherwise.
With the help of your truly, the young officer Romane Bisette was able to find out the real culprit. Victoria Valentine, well known porn star was the one behind all that. Having poisoned her octogenarian husband, multibillionaire Thomas Valentine, she tried to get rid of a witness by shooting him or her (she did not admit who it was) in the dark. Hearing the gunshots, both the law enforcement and the mob accused the other party of shooting at them and retaliated.
Added to the already present horror was the presence of a feral lynx. Mayor Gaston is known for his love of exotics animals, but up until now had always kept them in safe places. However, with the power outage, the animal electronic cage opened, letting loose a beast that was more than happy to give back the same treatment it had been given.
What transpired is something you could call…. A bloody mess.
A total of sixteen people were killed, including the ex school principal, Herman Frisk, who had been accused of ****** earlier this month and Doris Hanah, a local veterinarian as well as both Valentine, leaving their two underage daughters as orphans. The lynx, having caused as much damage as the shooting, was finally killed by our town traveling monk, Cid. PETA issued a statement saying that he would pay dearly for that. Suffice to say that this island is not about to see another Masquerade for a long time… or until next year.
Neil G. Murrow
Nirvani’s Post
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:42 am
HOROSCOPE
The Sweet Potato
Assertive, energetic and talented are all words to describe the Sweet Potato personality. On the other hand, the Sweet Potato has a tendency to be condescending and tactless without realising it. Born under the sign of luck, they generally enjoy robust health and tend to be very successful in anything they turn their hand to.
Forecast for 2011 The New Year will be a more balanced and secure year than the previous one for all Sweet Potatos. They will have loved the exciting nature of the previous year, but now it’s time to take it down a notch or two! Many of them will have had changes in their job and the steadier tempo of the new year will help them to settle in and possibly even go for promotions. Fall will give The Sweet Potato a chance to reassess what they’re doing and what direction they now want to go in. The opportunity to retrain or take night classes should be considered seriously. Romance is beautifully starred with opportunities to meet new people all through the year but particularly during Late Spring and Early Winter. On the whole, this will be a positive and happy year for The Sweet Potato. The monetary situation will improve for most and their eye for a bargain will be particularly keen. Travel is also highlighted during the year and time spent with friends and loved ones will be especially valued. Breaks during Late Summer will prove to be memorable. Hobbies and talents should be pursued and enjoyed as they will provide great pleasure and relaxation during the new year and could lead to other interesting opportunities.
Interesting Sweet Potato Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Amethyst
Special Flower: Sweet Pea
Best Hours: 7-9 am
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Black, Gold
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:44 am
I'll burn for you
Even with the increase of our police force, it would seem like the crime of Nirvani is on the rise, which is quite unusual for a small town lost somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean like this. It isn’t a secret that various act of vandalism and breaking in have been committed regularly, as well as random petty thief, however, things have been going to the worst.
At first, it was only taken as random coincidences, but now it has become clear to the local police forces that the various fires occurring around towns are of criminal origins. It hadn’t been given proper attention until the one happening at the local general stores. Various traces of Gasoline were found on the site. Unfortunately, considering the time of the event as well as the popularity of the place, it is impossible to trace back to any suspect. Officer Rachel Fate, warns everyone living on the island to be vigilant and to keep an open eye around. If you detect a strong unusual smell of gasoline, please contact the police station right away
Perhaps due to all that increasing crime, two of the dour wealthiest family on the island have decided to leave. Both the St-Jean and the Cantata have packed their suitcases and left for the mainland. The St-Jean Mansion is now up for sale for whoever got the money to purchase it. As for the Cantata’s, it is still being kept by the local authorities who believe it was safer to remove every landmines as well as all the various traps previously installed by the mob family, and the precedents owner, paranoid Rockstars The Sex Bullets, before releasing it to the general public.
On more happy news, the General store should be reopened for business at the beginning of next year.
Neil G. Murrow
Nirvani’s Post
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:18 pm
GOSSIP
It's GOSSIP DAY ONCE AGAIN~! Let's get started, we have lots of juicy news for you guys. Wow, we have a lot of gossip today, time to get started! Ooh, I'm so excited for this time again!
Xeiro Rameri We all know about our town one an only bakery, but do we really know it's owner? Uh? Uh? It would appear that mister Rameri is spending more and more time with less-than-desirable company! Surrounding himself with strippers and hookers! What's more, Trusthworthy source tells us that people have been doing the naughty inside the bakery for anyone and everyone to see! Live show, perhaps? Is Xiero a pimp? Does he take steroids? So many questions, but we all know the answer!
Bela James Talking about Hooker and Strippers, if you've made your way to the local bar, you must have heard of Bela James, the number one slut stripper of the bar! Now, we all know that she apreciate the company of a certain baker, but lately, she has been shaking up with an other boy AND being quite 'nice' with a certain mayor! Gold Digger or simple slut? Uhmmm...
Crimson Schizo If you've heard someone saying 'mate' you can bet that it was the town resident Australian, Crimson. But did you know that he was also the town resident....******? He has been seen with young girls on numerous occasion! Or perhaps it's just a midlife crisis... Then again, what teenage girl could resist his accent?~ Still, fathers! Be careful of your daughters!
The Tepes Twins Coming directly from a trustworthy source, we found out why the twins business went into flame! ****** material had been found in their house and they were being arrested for it! Being pushed into a corner, they choose to burn everything down! Could they be getting their material from Crimson? Is it a ****** ring?
Avien Rotthenburger With a name like that, it isn't hard to imagine that something is wrong with that man! He might look like the nice coffee shop owner, but after investigations, we are to believe that this is were the ****** ring is located! Whores and strippers have been seen there. All the employed have been previously arrested. Be careful if you need caffeine!
Shinju Tamaki A simply no-name worker at the cafe... or this is what she wants you to believe! She and her sister are known to be poor and in need, getting various money from charity, but it seems like this isn't enough anymore and she had to join the ring, bringing with her her younger sister Kotone! With her sister recently giving birth, the 3th mouth to feed proved to be too much!
Zachary Pineapple You might not remember him, but he was the young boy who died in the General Store fire. It might be a simple accident like so many, but in the light of new events, we have to wonder... accident, or murder? With his girlfriend and his sister in law working in the *****, could it be that his new born son was also destinies to work there? If he was trying to get him out, the Twins could have easily murdered him! Just think of it...
Yuuto Koyoma A nice school teacher? YEAH RIGHT. Naked girls have been seen in his office lately! Surely, either he is a regular client of "the coffee shop" or he is a recruter! Parents, think twice before sending your daughter at school....school that have five time more female than male could it be that it's...OMG!
Celeste Trelawney You all remember last year how a certain blacksmith was playing both side with the hairdresser and the single mom? Well, this year, it's Celeste turns to bring love conflict... inside the same family! Yes, she has been seen on various date with two cousins who's name shall not be revealed since one of their family member is my boss! Who will she choose? The young energetic boy, or the scruffy mysterious man?
Blair Vatonage Oh yes, once again a Vatonage have made it's way to our list! It seems like it's a family tradition for them! Not only to be on our list but to be knocked up early! She's now living with her ruffian no-name gang member...ALONE. Such shame! History repeating itself much? We blame the parents!
Holly Valentine Oh, the poor sweet girl who lost her parents isn't so sweet anymore! We can all see how she turned around, became a goth and started to worship Satan! But did you know that she's been seen going on a date with a monkey? Bestiality ritual to the devil, we believe! And what happen to her sister? Where did she disappeared too? Bloody sacrifice? We believe so!
Gaston Sonata And, totally because we weren't paid in gold bars to add this, Gaston & Lulu are engaged. What a happy couple. ...Alanis & Lucas are also destined to be wedded someday soon. -.- Joys~ Rumours of their first born already being betrothed to each other...
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:45 pm
WEATHER
IT'S SUMMER!! YAAAY!! The Beach Day was a BLAST and, let me tell you, I met some seriously H-O-T hunks while there!! Girls, you should have GONE – oh, and if the cutie with the red surfboard could CALL ME already, I'd be SOOO happy! Not desperate, just looking~!! Now, um, okay, let's do a WEATHER UPDATE! YAY! Okay, okay, so, so, it looks like it's going to be a.. Wait for it.. Wait for iiiit.. SUNNY DAY!! Yep, it's going to be bright, sunny, and totally perfect for the whole week!! Maybe a little warm, but, it's SUMMER, who cares?! Just get out there and have fun everyone because I know I will! Be sure to drink lots of water, because even a little sun could give you HEAT STROKE. And, O-M-G, worse – A SUNBURN!! Be careful and, once again, YAY, SUMMER!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:37 pm
Boat Accident  Off the coast of Nirvani Island at 6:32PM this evening, Eloisa and Abelone Perry reported a sudden burst of light in the ocean. The peculiar sight was enough to cause alarm in the youths, who alerted the authorities and the fishery. Although the fisherman were capable of investigating, they were asked to wait for the officers to arrive on scene before any such actions could be carried out. Found was the remains of one of the two ferries traveling from Sonata's harbor to the city in shambles. Three survivors were recovered, however several more were reported to have boarded the boat. The authorities have asked any local with information on any of the following person(s) to come forward. It would be greatly appreciated.
xxxxxXie Dakang
xxxxxAllen Friskin
xxxxxCrevan Friskin
xxxxxNuala Friskin
xxxxxRei Hinasaki
xxxxxReiko Hinasaki
xxxxxRin Kagamine
xxxxxAri Kynn
xxxxxEmile Lancaster
xxxxxMira O'Neil
xxxxxJoshua Pyre
xxxxxStephan Salvator
xxxxxLirian Wolfe
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:07 pm
Public warning! Dangerous criminal on the loose! This is a public warning.
A red alert have been issued to every civilian of Nirvani. A Dangerous criminal, several time murder have been identifies on the island. Going by the name "Walter Dolones" better know by the alias of "Angel of Death". Suspected in the death of several habitant of the island, the man had been known to display violence to his entourage. He has publicly attacked several persons, resulting in injuries and has escaped the police force after being held at gun point to bring into custody.
Anyone holding information leading to his arrest will be rewarded with 2000$
Anyone found hiding informations on his whereabout will be fined severely by law.
Anyone hiding the criminal will have to face a jail sentence.
Please, exert precaution. Stay inside at night and lock your door. Do not open the door to any stranger under any circumstances.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:38 pm
WEATHER
HII!! Did I sound happy? NO! Because I'm NOT! I'm SAD!!! Does anyone remember last Summer's mini-hurricane? Does anyone WANT to? No! They don't! But, too bad, so sad, it's BACK and it's angrier! BOO, BITTER HURRICANE, BOO!! He kicked Sunny Days in the butt and now it looks like we'll be in for a whole WEEK of heavy rains, BIIG winds, and broken umbrellas!! O-M-G, my face is SO sad and it's HORRIBLE!!! I wish the editor would let me make my sad face on the paper, but he's such a MEAN.. Oh, but, who in the heck will read this?! The hurricane is totally blowing all the papers away!! So, NEVERMIND, NEIL, I'M GOING TO SAD-FACE ALL I WANT.
): ): ): WHY SUNNY DAYS COME BAAAACK!!
Good luck anyone who can read this! Stay inside – especially if you're BLIND. O-M-G, that would be a DISASTER.
Anyways, BAI!! Pray for Sunny Day's return, okay?! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:42 pm
Job Advertizement Police Officer
The Nirvani Police Department is looking for some new hot blood police officer. The rise of the crime rate on the island and the departure of the previous two sheriff leaves a vacant place among the law enforcement. Please contact the NPD if you have the qualifications required. Competitive Pay.
The Sleeping Dragon Inn is Hiring!
Following the tragic death of the previous owner, most of the staff of the inn has quit. Trying to revamp the establishment, the current owner is looking for completely new employer! No experience required! Highschool students are welcomed to apply.
Stripper researched!
You are hot, beautiful and sexy? You want to make some quick, easy money? Today is your lucky day! A Stripper position had just opened itself at the Windmill-Grindhouse! Hiring both male and Female. Needs to be legal of age. Will train.
Sonata Health Clinic
Always dreamt of saving life? To make a difference? The Clinic is hiring both nurses and doctors! The raise in the population of the island has left the clinic shorthanded. Experience is a must. Japanese Woman are more than welcome to apply.
Sonate Daycare
Considering the rise in the population of the island, as well as more and more teenagers becoming sexually active, we can expect a raise in the babymaking! The island will soon have it's own daycare! Hiring full staff! Male and Female, no experiences needed. Eyesight or love for kids are optional. Please send your resume by mail.
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:19 pm
WEATHER
Hiya~!! It looks like you all prayed really well in the last week, but maybe a bit TOO well! The hurricane seems to have cleared up overnight, leaving the whole town drenched and wet – but, don't worry for you few with cars or bikes, the sun is drying it all up! Yep, you heard it, we have a HEAT-WAVE! O-M-G, it's like we can't have a break, huh?! Summer is gonna be over before we can even have another nice, sunny day!! I hope you all used those sunny days from a week ago really well, because we're going to be stuck with these for at least seven days! Temperatures are going to range from 33°C to almost 39°C! That's almost 102°F for you Fahrenheit lovers! It will spike up in the middle of the week, before starting to lower near the end to normal temperatures riiiiiight around the start of Fall! So, bare with it, people! GO, GO, GO!! Drink that water!! Wave those fans!! FIX THAT A/C!! Please, Neil, we're going to be DYING in here if you don't!!!
P.S: I'M SO SORRY FOR ASKING GENKI TO DO THAT RITUAL THINGY!! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK!! >_<
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:23 am
Wedding Annoncement!
Some of you might have forgot, but about a year ago, our Mayor Gaston was proposing Lulu St-Jean into marrying him! Well, it seems like the plans for the wedding are finally over! The Ceremony is expected to be the greatest event on the island since the Masquerade! It will be held at the mayor's mansion, but security will be tripled, so to assure nothing like the masquerade happens again. This is why that only people with an invitations with their names on it will be allowed inside. Anyone else will be shot on sigh.... Unfortunately, that means that, even if you do have a +1, they can't go with you, since they'll be missing their own invitation... a little loophole in the system...
Which reminds me... The Mayor had decreed that everyone who refused the invitations will be charged with treasons and be decapitate by means of public execution with a guillotine in the town square the following morning... Everyone with an invitation should really attend.... Ah, yes. Being Kidnapped, dead of in a coma are not excuses enough to not show yourself, it seems.
Everyone should double check their mailboxes to be sure they haven't been invited!
All our wish of happiness to the mayor and his soon-to-be wife!
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