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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:06 pm
How disgusting and rude - simply crude! Defacing her household with such thoughts as the ones of Gino Cantata's! She would have to give Lavender a piece of her mind.. But, first..
A large streak of lightning created a stream of light through a small window from high inside the lighthouse walls, illuminating the dark building long enough for a thousand eyes to open. Where were they sleeping? Everywhere! This whole building was a nest for rats and mice and none were very happy to be wakened. They rushed forward, being sure to file as many of the rodents over the two teens instead of taking the easy route around them as they scurried upstairs to sleep. Of course, not all of them went straight upstairs.. a good several stayed next to the teens, even more getting lost inside their shirts and pants as they burrowed their way through.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:20 pm
♬ Gino Cantata ♬  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Gino didn't notice that she noticed his shame. Probably because she didn't say anything. Well, he couldn't have her stay here all night! Her uncle would probably hurt him by the sounds of it... Then again if he says he doesn't live too far his sister will humiliate him in front of her. Hm... sister humiliating him, or her uncle killing him? tough call. Either way, he needed that cold rain! Alright, he decided. "Well my home isn't that far from here, but I kinda like this. Being uh, around you and-" JUST THEN! MICE AND RATS EVERYWHERE! Gino's eyes went wide!
Then he had a huge smile on his face! Gino LOVED mice and rats! They were SO CUTE! Almost as cute as his Bandit! "Daww they're so cute!" Gino said happily. They were too! Rodents are the best~!
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:31 pm
Una.. on the other hand.. didnt like things crawling on her. She shrieked and jumped up. Running around she tried to avoid the mice only to come back and stand upon the cooler, shoving Gino pretty mcuh off of it.
"No theyre touchingt me! Stop it! Halt! Halt! Nein! This is not gut! I want to go home!" Una wailed and threw her towel at the mice. She frazzled her hair and swiped at the mice with her hands and feet. "Go avay! Go avay!" She shrieked.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:38 pm
♬ Gino Cantata ♬ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Gino was already naming them when Una started to freak out. Then he was shoved off the cooler! And his tooshie landed on one of the bags! Ow! Felt like... He got off of it and turned around, finally noticing the bags. He let her freak out for a bit more while he looked into the bags, then noticed some blood... there was duct tape, a saw that looked like it was dulled from use (after all Paprika did use it to cut statue's heads!) and some blood...
Huh... wasn't that blind girl lost somewhere around here a week or so ago...?
Maybe he shouldn't tell Una during her freaking. So he got up and put the hoodie on her, well at least tried while she was freaking. Then casually grabbed and lifted her bridal style. She wasn't that light... but considering what his uncle had him lift for the one occasion where he will have to kill a man with an anchor, it wasn't that bad. "I'll carry you away from the mice, jeez~ Come on we should probably run over to my house, it's not that far..." He said as he carried her out.
/exit lighthouse
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:09 pm
『 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Cid ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 』  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 』 Cid arrived early at the lighthouse. Unlike before, he was carrying a large bag. He usually found a place to put it, but it was Wednesday! The young man went into the lighthouse and set up something around it. He made a small pit in there with rocks and sticks, to make a fire without burning anything; he did this every Wednesday. The young man then lit it, and let the warm glow of the fire heat up the lighthouse and give it some light as it gave light to those sailing in the dark.
He then took out the rest of his bag, he had enough to cook a small meal. What little he had he did want to share with whoever would want to keep him company today. But if not, that would be alright. He had the company of the lightening fairy. He started to set up the fire better, so it could hold a pot over it, and put in the few bits of food he had, along with most of the water he kept in his canteen. He had two bowels ready as well, along with some chopsticks.
/This post will be edited with Cid's exit at the end of the day
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:18 am
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Ginger Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Well, Neil was definitely weird. But she still had a light smile. Interesting really. Kidnap Paprika? Oh please, Paprika would probably murder him thinking that she's 'Warrior Princess Z' or something stupid like that. But that's what gave her a smirk. Her sister away from her forever... Oh she shouldn't get her hopes up like that. Ginger was very amused that men do like to talk about zombies, maybe a bit much since he was dragging her to the lighthouse to talk. Wait, didn't talk mean oral sex to men? Hmm.. she read somewhere that it did.. well hopefully it doesn't. The whole process seemed unpleasant.
Once they arrived Ginger coolly walked into the lighthouse. Some dry blood around the center from when Paprika wounded Noelle, nothing she didn't expect. The black backpacks that Paprika had hidden there were gone, the saw was still there though, but that was about it. "So about zombies and stuff.. uhh." Ginger really didn't know much about zombies. Stupid crap like that wasn't in her department.. no that was Jalapeno's department. "...You kill them by aiming for the head?" Well obvious as it was, it was something. Hell Jose made her know this many times before...
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:30 pm
 Having a special exclusive interview with a secret agent of the army planning on turning the whole town into a zombie army form their underground base in the middle of Nirvani's island! It was so perfect! So many secrets would be revealed! So many truths would be made known! He took out his notepad to be sure to write every single word that the woman would be saying! He wouldn't loose any other them! They were too important! Ohhh Shooting in the head, eh? Of course! It was logic! Zombies were dead body kept alive by an electric signal to the brain! Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie! It all made sense! Fascinating! Now, miss Pepper, how do you turn someone into a zombie? How to you force them to listen to you? Is there a way to turn them back? Can you turn only humans into zombies? Can you have a zombie dog? A cat? What about a zombie flower? Can you revert the zombification? What if a werewolf bites a zombie? Does it become a zombe-wolf?" So many questions! But, he shall dig through it and wirte a book on how to survive the Nirvani zombie-war!
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:43 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Ginger Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Come on Paprika, having you as an annoying little sister has to pay off now! Ginger was trying to think of all of Paprika's stupid rants about zombies, the girl had issues. "Through fluids, bites, blood, etc., etc.. Oh um.. you can't force them to listen to you! Unless they used to be vegetarians." She thinks she heard that in one of Paprika's stupid movies. No, once they turn they're just hosts for the um.. zombie virus. Oh uhh..." Only humans? Well in the movie Paprika watched the first day she was there... "Depends on the virus. Some can turn animals too, like dogs and cats. But not plants, plants are um, not animals, so yeah..." That made sense. Really, when does a plant ever get infected by a human disease? Don't answer that. "There is no reverting besides shooting in the head, and that's silly. We all know that the last werewolf died a hundred years ago." Yeah! She was having a conversation kind of! Even if it was really stupid, it was something. This is the first time she's talked this much without taking her top off since.. since the last time she talked to Neil.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:39 pm
"Fascinating! Simply Fascinating! Was all Neil could say... well, all he could say while he was writing every single one of Ginger's words. This was precious information! With that information, he could win a Pulitzer! And Emmy! The Nobel price of Peace! This would make the best story he had ever written! Well, he still had so, so, sooooooo much more to ask! It was good to know about zombies, but what about all the rest? "If I believe what you say, that means that all the government's zombies where forced fed vegetables when they were humans... that make sense! Forcing people to become vegetarian in order to control them once they are zombies! The perfect plan for an invasion! Is there a vaccine against the zombie bite? There must have been zombies at the same time as werewolves. What if one survived? I belive that this Matthew guy might actually be one... How do you create the zombie virus, do you know? And WHERE is it created? How to you gain access to the secret facility under the Gardens? Who's working there? How many zombies is there?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:18 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Ginger Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Ginger stared at him blankly as he kept going... then suddenly giggled at him once he was done. The giggling looked weird on Ginger, considering her tall stature and general 'serious business' appearance. Did he really think zombies were real? Sure Jalapeno thought so too, but it was just silly! "Umm, Neil." Ginger said trying to hold back her cute little laughs. "Zombies aren't real!" Werewolves however, well if she listened to Jose she would know that the last one was killed by SIS, back when it was called MI-6, to prevent the germans from making an army of werewolf nazi's, but Neil didn't need to know that... "And the USA isn't making an underground base. We're nosy enough to do it, but um, it wouldn't be underground..." Yes it would be, but Neil doesn't need to know that. "I can keep playing along though! You're just funny." Wait Ginger, take it all back! He will lose interest!
"UMM! I mean! I'm not a scientist, so I don't know how to create one, um, the vaccine comes from coconut milk, and uhh.. we have um, reaosn to believe that um.. neo-nazi's are creating them.. so that's why uh, the CI-erm.. florists like me and my sister and my brother who is also a florist, are here. To uh, try to stop the neo-nazi's from finishing their underground base and starting WW3..." Kind of reminded her of that movie Paprika watched on their computer. 'Dead Snow' or something like that, about zombie nazi's.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:48 pm
Wait a minute! Why was she saying that zombies weren't real? And that there was no secret base underground? He had just seen her coming out from it! Now he wouldn't be able to know what what the truth and what was a lie! This was HORRIBLE! How was he suppose to survive to this? There was no way! He would simply have to commit suicide by throwing himself in the water next to the lighthouse. Oh wait... now she was talking again about zombies... that... bit- oh wait! That was it! She was simply denying that she knew anything about that! Of course, that way she wouldn't get in trouble if she was forced on a truth serum or something! Okay, that made sense! He needed to ask better questions from now on. Strange... I was sure the Neo-Nazi where making werewolves, not zombies. Oh well, it doesn't matter. A monster is a monster... Oh god.. WHAT IF THEY ARE MAKING A HITLER ZOMBIE! That is what they are doing, isn't it? Trying to resurect the fuhrer as a zombie!
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:20 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Ginger Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ "I highly doubt they're making a Hitler zombie, I know the man was a moron who merely got lucky many times, but we don't need him to be completely braindead." Ginger responded. She actually read history books that weren't made in America to know this. Because during high school, all of her American history books always bullshitted things that she later found out was false tot he rest of the world. "I'm new at my job, but my boss - Jose-erm Jalapeno. He's um, the new farmer here, but uh. Yeah my boss, he said that a man named Grigori Rasputin was comissioned by the nazi party at the last few months of World War two to try to bring the devil on earth in an attempt to turn the tides of war." She explained.
"And instead summoned Hellboy, who was later found by the Allied Forces, and taken by Professor Trevor Bruttenholm, who later formed the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense." Little known fact about Ginger. She enjoyed comic books. She will never admit it, and would choose to stab someone in the neck instead of revealing this, but Neil didn't see smart enough to notice she was basically saying the storyline/beginning of the Hellboy comic...
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:38 pm
"Oh, so no Hitler, eh..." Well, that was a bummer. Anything that would involved that man was usually the best scoops, like when his son (who had survived the war) had tried to summon Meteor on Earth in revenge. Or so he had read. Somewhere. But now.. it would appear like Grigori Rasputtin, not only had survived his mutiple death, but he had tried to summon hell on earth! And... oh lord! So many new informations! Why didn't anyone found out about it earlier? They could have make a book out of it! A movie, even! "FASCINATING! Now, tell me, do you now how to summon more hell? Do you know where Rasputin is hidding now? Because he is clearly alive? Are you rasputin? Oh my God, you ARE Rasputin! Unless... You are the doctor Bruteandhome! Are you a male? If that's the case, let me tell you that your sexchange was done to perfection. Sure, you are manly, but I would have never though you used to be a male before! Good Job, miss Pepper! Or is it mister... Oh right, sexchange. Miss!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:16 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Ginger Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ "Rasputin is dead. He died during Hellboy: Seed of Destruction. But he's a ghost/spirit now!" Ginger said, figuring that Neil didn't understand crap that she was talking about. So why bother being subtle? "I'm not the doctor, I'm not a male, and what do you mean, MANLY?!" Ginger asked offended. Manly?! Okay yeah she had some muscle, and abs, and a stunning hard body, but manly?! She wasn't manly! Not that manly! Maybe a little tall, but manly?! Didn't her big boobs make her feminine enough?! Of course they did! What is Neil talking about?! "I was never a mister! I was just born this way!" Great, now she did sound like she had a sexchange and was 'born that way' but had to just operate to change it.. yeaaah.
Either way it was crippling for Ginger's self-esteem. She planned to go buy clothes now.. a lot of clothes! Dresses! And uh, heels! ******** heels, she hated heels. How are you supposed to run in them?! She can barely walk in them...
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:53 pm
Ah! yes,yes! Of course! Those people like to think they were always the sex they wanted to be. They were usually too stupid to understand that having a p***s made you male, even if you felt like a woman, but really, who was he to judge? He scribbled down "Pepper=sexchanged: Confirmed" and then made a bunch of other scribbled that only him could understand. You never knew who could fall on his notebook, therefore, he had invented his own language! Neilish! "Well, mister, I mean, Miss Pepper, this was all very interesting. I must leave now! I have a story to write after all!" On that, the man turned around and ran toward his office. Yes, ran.
//exit Neil.
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