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 Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:04 pm
::Lois makes her way to Clarice's room like a college commando, giant water gun in one hand::
COME ON, GIRLS! THE VOICE IS COMING FROM OVER HERE
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:25 pm
eek
Er...Clarice...could I borrow a pair of you undies?
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:35 pm
"well, only if you promise to buy me dinner later
you'd better get out of here ..
*winks and hands him a pair*
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:44 pm
REALLY!?
I mean really? I'd love to-
Chris hears Katherine Kane shout something about a dull knife and dangly parts.
Gotta go!
He grabs the doorknob to the room adjoining Clarice's and stumbles into the bedroom of Linda Lee Danvers.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:47 pm
::Lois bursts into Clarice's bedroom to see Blink standing near an open panty drawer::
You didn't.. BLINK! HOW COULD YOU! STOP THINKING WITH YOUR LIBIDO OMG!
Well, I didn't.. I mean.. I did, but.. he...
::Lois squirts Clarice with the water gun.::
grab, her girls. Take her to the board room. The rest of you go back to your posts. Leave no panties unprotected!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:51 pm
Whew...
Chris ninjas across the room and into the undies drawer of Linda Lee Danvers. He quickly stuffed two pairs of blue panties in his sack.
One for the raid and one for Querl.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:45 pm
::Lois stands at the head of the large table in the board room. Clarice stands at the other end, flanked by two sorority sisters. A handful of the girls sit quietly at the table. The mood is solemn and tense::
Clarice Ferguson. Did you or did you not provide panties to a panty raider. The man you claimed was "Christopher Alice Powell" in direct violation of the orders and plans of the sorority?
Well.. I...
and is it true that you have the "hots" for said panty raider
He's cute, but I...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COMPROMISE THE ENTIRE MISSION OF THWARTING THE RAID WITH YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR? WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, CLARICE?
::Clarice clears her throat nervously::
It's true
::gasps arise from the girls at the table::
I'm sorry, but he was so cute and it was all in good fun. He wasn't going to hurt anyone... I'm soooorrryyyyyyy! Please don't kick me out!
:Lois glares at Clarice::
I think that kicking you out would be too easy. You need to suffer for your crime. Starting today, you will be responsible for cleaning up all the take-out boxes after dinner,taking out the trash, answering the door when the creepy delivery guy shows up with a "package" and last but not least.. the worst punishment that a girl could get...
*dramatic pause*
No glittery lipgloss. YOUR GLITTERY LIPGLOSS PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN REVOKED. They will not be re-instated until I feel you have earned them back.
You may go.
;:Lois turns to head back to her room to secure her panties. Clarice heads out the door sobbing::
No more glittery lipgloss? My lips will be naked!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 pm
Meanwhile...our intrepid hero containing his crusade for purloined panties!
Why are they all downstairs?
Not all of them, you misogynist manthief!
Chris turns and finds himself confronted by none other than the second-in-command, Katherine Kane!
Miso what? Is that like soup or something?
You darn well know what it means you femhating manthief! What are women to do when femhating manthieves raid the fems they hate so in this manthieves femhating world!?
Uh...are you having a seizure? I could call for help...
I'll tell you what women are to do...love each and destroy men...with THIS!
Katherine pulls out a dull knife!
Ack!
The truth is that the angry and violent Katherine Kane always scared Chris. She scared him so much that he came especially prepared to distract her for the duration of the raid if she confronted him. He pulled a DVD case out of his panty sack.
You could hurt me...or...maybe you'd enjoy some bootleg Lady Gaga concerts?
GIVE ME THAT!
I'll make you a deal...I'll give DVD one right now. But you have to give me a pair of your panties AND leave me alone for the rest of the raid.
DVD one? You have more? I want them all!
No way...I'll give you the other two when and if I get away cleanly. Say...tomorrow morning at 8. I'll put them in the mailbox.
Katherine struggled internally for a minute before giving in to Chris's demands. She slipped into her room and retrieved her black undies.
Here, pigdog!
Score!
Chris exchanged the DVD for the panties and went to his next target while Katherine scrambled to watch the beloved Gaga.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:14 pm
::Lois was was walking by Katherine Kane's open door when she heard the sounds of Gaga. She poked her head in to see what was going on. Katherine was sitting on the floor, staring at the television, a look of pure bliss on her face. Lois gritted her teeth::
He's been here. Oh, it's on. It's totally on.
::Lois entered her own room. When she emerged, she had on a headband along with war paint on her face.
OH YEAH! Now... what would a Chris Powell like more than panties?
:Lois lays out a trap... a trap baited with warm, chewy, doouble chocolate mint brownies. The sugary scent wafting through the halls. She hides nearby to watch the results::
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:19 pm
Just as Chris is about to enter Zinda Blake's room...
Wha...that smell. It's like heaven...
Chris drifts down the hall towards the brownies.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:46 pm
::Lois giggles softly::
haha.. he's going to fall into my traaaappppp.
:: what Chris doesn't know is that the plate of brownies trigger a trap. A large, empty, heavy box falls from the ceiling, trapping Chris. Inside the box is a hidden tape recorder that plays.. on a continuous loop... the sounds of several women NAGGING!:::
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:40 pm
Oooo...mint brownies...nummy...
Chris snatches the brownies up and the heavy box drops over him.
What?!? Ah!
Chris panics and takes off running. Lois watches in disbelief as her box trap flies down the hall in panic. The stairs loom ahead for our intrepid raider and....oh...that's gotta hurt.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Chris crashes down the stairs and lands in a sprawl in the now destroyed box on the floor below.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:10 pm
::Lois heads down the stairs and begins to eat one of the warm brownies as she leans over Chris::
Ready to give up yet?
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:56 am
NEVAH!!!
Chris jumps up and runs into the room of Natalya Romanova. Chris didn't know much about her except that she was a redhead and a science major.
Hello. Are you here steal my panties?
Er....yea?
In the drawer over there...if you can get them.
Um...okay.
Chris sidestepped over to the drawer and pulled it open.
Ack!
Go ahead. Don't mind my friends.
The panty drawer was crawling with spiders. Chris reached in carefully and pulled out a pair that he thought was spider-free.
Whew.....ACK!!!
A large tarantula was clinging to the undies. Chris began whipping them back and forth and sent the tarantula sailing across the room....right at Lois who had burst into the room.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:18 am
GET THE INTRUDER!!!
::Lois starts to run towards Chris. The spider that was launched from the panties sailed through the air and landed right in Lois's hair::
ew ew ew EWWWWW
::Lois flails around::
Oh, stop it. You're going to hurt it. Hold still and I'll get it it
EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWw! Your spider is messing up my hair! What if I see Superman today? OMG NATALYA!
:eyeroll:
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