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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:22 pm
Stu then thawed, entered earth's atmosphere,& (amazingly) safely landed on top of a dead palm tree.. eek
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:23 pm
But the palm tree was not reagular palm tree. It was a genetically engineered carnivorous palm tree that was unusually hungary.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:13 pm
Stu frantically tried to escape from thr evil clutchs of the deadly palm tree, but found escape impossible.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:16 am
No!! The story mustn't end!
The carnivous palm tree was just a second away form crunching into poor little Stu's fragile body, but then came a bear named Reeb. Reeb tackled the tree and shredded into it's trunk and ate all of its leaves. The tree was dead, and Stu lived on!
(Yes, Reeb!! It's bear, in Dutch, backwards) xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:13 am
Or so they thought. Alas, a benign tumor was discovered in Stu's parathyroid gland. It was up to Dr. Robert Taylor to remove the tumor! Unfortunately, both thyroid glands had to be removed, and Stu died from lack of calcium. In a cruel twist of fate, Reeb and Dr. Robert Taylor become the main characters of the story. dramallama
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:37 pm
Dr. Robert Taylor didn't know what to do with himself. He had tried everything, but to no avail. He began to question life and consider suicide. Meanwhile, Reeb was starting to get hungry and Stu's body was nearby.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:10 pm
So Reeb set up a bonfire with the remains of the palm tree and planned a dinner.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:09 pm
Reeb thouroughly enjoyed his supper, but remained oblivious to the fact that eating seal carcasses can lead to a silent but deadly complex... Mad Seal Disease!
Just months after eating the cryrogenically-preserved seal-meat, Reeb began to forget simple things, such as his friends' names. The disease became so advanced that one day, Reeb woke up and could not even read the paper.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:52 pm
So he turned to the art of witchcraft to fix his sight and revive stu.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:51 pm
Once he revived Stu, Stu screamed. "You do witchcraft! Teach me please Reeb."
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:27 am
so hours went by likeminutes learning maigic and...... Finish
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:14 pm
"No! No!" yelled Stu. "My story isn't over yet!!!" Stu forces the narrator to continue his tale.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:52 pm
The narrator shuffled his feet anxiously, straightened his tie, cleared his throat, took a long sip of water, walked up to the microphone and asked, "Is this thing on?" After getting an affirmation from the audience, he smiled weakly, looked down at his cue card and said, with a noticeable lump in his throat, "I knew Stu the seal pup."
The audience cheered and applauded, and the narrator bowed. A flash of brilliant chartreuse light appeared to stage left of our narrator, and a very surprised Stu was caught off-guard brushing his teeth. He looked over at the narrator, stared directly into the television camera, and deadpanned, "Oh, it looks like it is going to be one of those days."
The crowd went wild, and the television executives all patted themselves on the back.
Our narrator smiled broadly as he said: "And now a word from our sponsor."
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:33 am
The sponsor begins: "Stu's tale is sponsored by: Kool-aid brand sweatpants! Do you have overactive sweat glands? Do you wear pants? Then purchase our finely stiched sweatpants complete with added mixing bowl for all your Kool-aid needs! Available at any fine arts hardware store near us!"
And now, back to the show!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:14 pm
The orchestra begins playing an epic melody and Stu is pictured gliding through the cloudy skies with a red cape.
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