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 Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:26 pm
Bruce: So far, the real show has been outside of the ring in this matchup, Lex.
Lex: *long rambling story about some guy he used to manage*
Bruce: Uh. Yeah.
Tenzil is distracted from shouting at Kent by Lois's luscious gams. He turns and stares as the crowd roars their gam-oriented approval at Lois.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:30 pm
Gim allows himself to be backed into the corner, easily stepping up to the top rope on his final step, leaping off and flipping forward with a modified flying neckbreaker
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:54 pm
::Gim's unexpected move leaves Clark on the mat and grabbing his neck in pain. Clearly his old friend had learned some new moves.::
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:54 pm
Bruce: BY GAWD! Flying neckbreaker from the giant!
Lex: I told you, this match is guaranteed to go Allon's way.
On the outside, Tenzil reaches into his back pocket and pulls something out, distracting Lois with it.
Bruce: Wait, what's that Kem has in his hands?
Lex: I think it's....YES! It is! It's a contract!
Bruce: THAT VILE b*****d! THAT VILE, VILE b*****d! He's trying to turn another one of Kent's allies away from him!
Tenzil holds up the contract to Lois, and also holds up a large wad of bills, flipping through them to show how many hundreds are in there.
Lex: Be smart for once, Lois! Follow the money!
Bruce: Don't do it, Lois! Clark can't afford to lose another ally in this war to keep his title!
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:02 pm
Gim plays to the crowd, which greets him with another chorus of boos. It hurts, though, Gim got into this business to overcome the challenged his out-of-control pituitary gland created. To foster understanding between giant and non-.
But no, YOU love your ALIEN, don't you!? You jerks can boo all you want, I'll be over here, repping for AMERICA!
Gim raises his boot and brings it thundering down, fully intent on pancaking his former pal.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:35 am
 SHARP DRESSED MAN! All right! 10 points!
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The Phantom of Kapow Crew
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:34 pm
::Clark barely rolls out of the way of the stomp. He notices Tenzil's offer of cash to Miss Lois.::
Lois?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:49 pm
Tenzil: C'mon, baby! Riches and power, they're all over here! You can be on the arm of the biggest - and I do mean biggest - man in all of professional wrestling.
The wrestling universe is watching Lois and waiting for her decision, even the referee!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:47 pm
::Lois sniffs::
"are you crazy? I could never leave my man!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:15 pm
The crowd roars it's approval!
Bruce: I told you, Lois Lane is one classy-
Lex: Idiot! She just turned down thousands of dollars and the chance to be affiliated with a winner!
Fuming, Tenzil shoves the money in Lois's face.
Tenzil: HOW DARE YOU TURN ME DOWN!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:26 pm
::Clark roars in anger and reaches over the top rope to grab Tenzil by the hair, completely forgetting about Gim.::
Leave her alone!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:42 pm
Tenzil: Aaaak! Aaaaaak!
Bruce: Tenzil should have known better and left Luscious Lois alone!
Lex: That's assault right there, plain and simple! This transaction had NOTHING to do with Kent, he should keep it in the ring!
The money he was holding gets flung all over an appreciative crowd as Tenzil is pulled up by the hair, first up to the ring apron, and then over the top rope! Inside of the ring, he cowers in front of Clark.
Tenzil: C-Clark, hey man, you know it's just business, right? Just business!
Tenzil backs himself into a corner as the fans chant "a**-HOLE! a**-HOLE!" at him.
Lex: These fans shouldn't say that about Kent!
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:41 pm
Stunned for a moment, Lois blinks as she takes in the scene. She turns to look at the crowd, which is in a frenzy and going for the money dropped by Tenzil. She turns around to face the fight
"Clark, NO! We're the GOOD guys!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:37 pm
Stomping up to Clark from behind, Gim wraps his giant paws around The Man of Steel and hoists him high above his head, gritting his teeth at his eyes zero in on his target: Lois.
Say goodnight, Lois.
Rearing back, Gim extends his arms, rocketing Clark toward his beloved.
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