Week 1, Days 2-7:
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Erm... Cressa... why do you look scarily like some... scary... Victorian person/something from the Exorcist here?
"It's very strange. I appear to be emitting some sort of glow. Perhaps my rightful godhood has finally been recognised!"
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Sooo yeah, as you can see I started off the second day of activities giving our three intrepid characters some MAKEOVERS! Let's start by giving a rundown of-
...woah. Ahaha! Strapping man like you having trouble with a little drawer, Jessie?
"It... won't... budge!"
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"OOF!"
LMFAO. Dresser - 1. Jessie - 0.
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Ohay, Coline. You... appear to be having the same trouble. Huh.
"UUUHNNN FRENCH FRIESSSS"
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"WAGH!"
Hmmph. I'm beginning to suspect foul play here.
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And speak of the devil. Look who manages to open the drawer without a hitch. Cressa, what's going on here?
"Moi? Je suis desolee, je ne parle pas l'anglais~"
...you don't speak French, either. W. D. F.
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Everyone has new clothes~ Cressa's sporting more appropriate hairstyles (which change, so keep your eye on her!) and a variety of fashionable mini-dresses, lingerie and hosiery. Jessie has a few new fashionable outfits that play on his casual good looks.
"Um, don't you think 'casual good looks' is stretching it a little fa-"
"Oh shut up and pose, pretty boy."
Are those D&G sunglasses, Cressa?
"My boyfriend wanted to buy me a single crummy pair of Prada, so I beat him to the ground until he gave me his credit card. Now I have ten pairs of every brand in the store!"
Oookay. Coline has...
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...A white t-shirt and a pair of brown shorts.
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Naw, I'm only trollin'! While I couldn't quite convince her to part with her shorts, Coline now has a couple of other ensembles including this very cute top and short combo.
"D-do you think it's cute? I thought it was cute..."
"I think it's VERY cute."
"You say all my clothes are cute..."
"I think it's repulsive and belongs on a hobo."
"*cower* J-jessie said it looks cute!"
"He says ALL your clothes look cute."
"Cressa."
"What?"
"*SMACK*"
"OW, FINE. [To Coline] I'll get you later, when your guard dog isn't around."
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Jessie, why are all your clothes black and gold?
"Don't you think it makes me look regal and elegant?"
Well, yeah, but... variety? Even Cressa has some white in her wardrobe, and we know she's far from pure.
"HEY! I have ears, you know! Long, pointy ones!"
Not in this game you don't!
"What are you talking about, of course I- *feels* ........ oh, s**t. You're RIGHT. WTF HAPPENED TO MY EARS?!"
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"This dress is BOUND to make Jessie desire me!"
"Oh, hey Cressa. Nice dress. GASP... Coline! You... you look stunning! Wow. I mean, wow. You're the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, by far!"
"...THE HELL?!"
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"Okay, I guess he prefers the sweet and innocent look. I can SO do that. This swimsuit is gonna get him good!"
"Hi, Cressa. Nice day, isn't it? .......Oh, my god. Look at Coline. Isn't she just the most radiant thing you've ever clapped eyes o- *SPLOOSH*"
"I hope you drown, pretty boy. You AND your nice hair!"
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"Yeesh... what was THAT all about?"
Wow, looks like even the most sensitive of guys can't take a hint from time to time!
"If that hint involves me being raped, I don't want to take it."
Huh, fair enough.
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"What the SPORK is that?"
"M-my sleepwear..."
"I always knew you were a hobo, but mother of Llolth, even bums dress better than that to sleep! Look here, I'll show you how it's done - and how you can make any man sit up and beg in the process, hehehee~"
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"There we go! I get the feeling Jessie likes the 'sweet and innocent' look, so this should do him fine. <3"
"...THIS is 'sweet and innocent'?! I look like a loli hooker!"
"Aren't you?"
"No way! I'm legal! Barely, but legal!"
"Barely legal, hehehehehe..."
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"Sigh, no way am I wearing THAT to bed. This is way more comfortable..."
"Coline, can I- o____o *BLUSH* (zomggggggggggggggzjhejhfds) *slinks out before his brain goes phut again*"
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As a side note, I actually think Coline looks HOT like this, in a loli hooker sort of way. Heheheehehee *gropes* =w= <3
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I tend to send Jessie and Coline everywhere together - mostly out of convenience, as they need to develop the same skills. They've also been training the culinary skill together, and Jessie's training Charisma just as quickly as Cressa on top of this. And of course, Jessie's training Athletic much faster, because he's - well, athletic. I dunno, I don't really want to fill up Coline's trait slots yet. Somehow having her as a more blank character feels right.
A side effect of this constant accompaniment is that they're best buds! =D Well, Romantic Interests.
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I should let it be known that I've kind of put these two into competition, haha. I signed them both up to the military career to see who'll get to the top fastest =3
Again, Jessie's training his skill about twice as fast as poor Coline, even though they've been spending the same amount of time on it together...
"Having fun, Leeny?"
"AUCK *crack* .... y-you know it!"
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"You doing alright back there, sweety?"
"uuuhh...uhnnnf... y-yes! ;3;"
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"Y'know, it's getting kind of late. We could go out for a bite to eat if you're getting t-"
"NO NO I'M FINE TRUST ME I'M FINE"
No wonder she collapses so damn often!
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[Insert random picture of guy serenading Jessie as he works out]
"Wtf, did I leave my Rape Magnet switched on? Shoo, pesky minstrel! I'll have no training music!"
"Oooh, could he do Eye of the Tiger?! That's my favourite!"
"Eye of the Tiger, minstrel. Let us have some training music."
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Yep, you guessed it - Jessie ends up training Coline. The realism of this game just grows and grows...
"HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER!!"
"AUUUUUUUU MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LEEEEGS"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE HARDENING, BETTERING, FASTERING AND STRONGERING!"
You can't really see here but all those hours of strength workouts have actually given Coline thighs of thunder! WOO o3o
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Coline does go places by herself now and then - such as to this late-night culinary class!
"ME LEIK COOKING"
You... you can stop talking like that now >3>
"WAI JOO SO MEEN ;3;"
Oookay... do as you please...
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Jessie actually took part in an experiment to see if ants could be persuaded to dig where directed. The scientists are still trying to figure out how he managed to coax them into it without any antennae. He was then asked to teach policemen how to have better relationships with their inmates, all on the strength of his reputation. o3o AND he keeps donating hard-earned dough to charity. Popular old Goody Two Shoes.
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Cressa has been very rapidly building up her Charisma skill... and, very appropriately, keeps rolling up wants to befriend rich people. Other than that, she hasn't been doing much - lounging around, going to the spa and, of course, frightening people. What gives, Cressa? Why don't you get a job?
"Why would I? It's so much fun wandering around town saying 'boo' and beating random people at chess!"
Oh, yeah... did I mention she's been skilling up her Logic just to win at that infernal game and outfox people in conversation?
"You know it, dattebayo!"
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Meanwhile, back in the gym...
"I'M WINNING"
"NO I'M WINNING"
...erm... neither of you are moving anywhere...
"..."
"..."
"...I'm winning ;3;"
"You can win if you want to, I don't mi-"
"YAY I WIN <3"
"<3"
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One thing that I notice, which is another strange coincidence, is that Cressa doesn't pick up on other people's Traits very quickly, whereas Jessie seems to do so. She's self-absorbed no matter what world she's in!
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And of course, she continues to get it on with every other guy she meets. She literally rolls up wants to kiss them after the first five seconds. Flirty nature shines right through!
Oh, and has anyone else noticed that the bistro seems to be her favourite place to pull? Probably because the drinks are so nearby...
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"Hey, you know you were blabbering on about how I should get a job earlier?"
Yes...?
"Well, I had a think about it, and I decided it MIGHT be a good thing to conquer a pitiful human career or two in my lifetime..."
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"...So I'm running for Mayor!"
...oh dear god.
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"Stay tuned for more-"
Woah, woah, WOAH. Okay, who are YOU, and why do you have Coline's hairstyle? And who are YOU and why are you wearing Jessie's shirt?!
"We're some sims whose names you can't remember, but you made us a while ago. We look like a pale, goth version of your new pet project, huh?"
"And apparently you REALLY like this shirt."
It's not my fault the p***s-wielders have so few good clothes to choose from in this game and nobody seems interested in making any cc for them!! Anyway, yeah, what they said, peeps.
"See you next time!"
Extra fun I had dressing Jessie up, kekeke:
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"Wtf am I wearing...?!"
