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((They Spiders, they be colorblind. And I don't care if normal spiders can see color - these ones can't. But you are going to want to change the hair color in your pic in the future.))

The two spiders rushed together once more, one using its horn to intercept the fox while the other launched a wave of web into the area around the fox. The third spider, still hanging in the background, began pouring a massive amount of webfluid into its oversized fore-legs. It was making a giant, sticky, wad of web that would be enough to survive that trail of fire around the child, and stick to him and hopefully bind him. When the wad of webbing was nearly three feet thick, it hurled it straight for the boy's head, aiming to blind its prey.

One of the spiders staggered sideways, the flash blinding it enough so that it was unable to fight until it recovered. The second though, had been facing away so the light burst didn't affect it. The beast rushed in, aiming to plunge the horn on its face into the chest of the fox caught in its web.
The spider in the branches dropped down into the woods and scurried away. When it found a likely spot out of sight from the original clearing, it quickly began weaving a web between two close-by trees. The darkness within these woods was the spider's home territory - setting a trap like this was instinct to the Fiends.

(Whoa, what did I do?)

The spiders' webs soon quenched the flames, leaving the beasts to scurry back into their nest to await the next unwary traveler.

Hiding in the bushes in waiting were the two Ork brothers. Gork and Mork. Known for their brutal cunning and cunning brutality respectively or perhaps it was the other way round. Their skin green as snot gave them a natural camouflage in the forest and they made good use of it.

They were waiting for humans to come along and step into one of their traps and were watching it (obviously this had been Mork's idea. Or had it been Gork's?) and they had seen a dainty young girl dragging some big piece of delicious looking meat along. Why did they have traps up to catch humans in? Because they didn't like them very much of course and because of the ritual.

As the young girl walked through the woods it was likely she would come upon their trap (a pressure plate which made a piece of wood come up from the ground and hit the person in the face) and they would have themselves a good human for tonight's ritual. Even if she wasn't hit by it they had every intent to jump out of the bush and give her a good thwacking.

"Graaaagh! Wa'wazzat yoo git?" Shouted Gork to Mork with an awful frustration in his voice. He immediately realised though that this would give his and Mork's position away and wasting no time the pair leapt out of the bush to ambush the girl.

"Gork wi'l ave' 'er 'ead fo'h 'imself." An extremely muscular, naked, green ork came jumping out of the bushes with two axes that few humans would be able to carry held in each hand. He charged at her with surprising speed and overwhelming ferocity. He swung his axes madly as he approached the Gunslinger threatening to cut her into ribbons should she step too close.

Meanwhile Mork also leapt from the bush. Equally muscular, naked. green and covered in animal blood. He was armed with a powerful crossbow that would also cause serious damage (though it wouldn't be as deadly as the axes) and loaded an arrow.

"Y'silly git. Ye'r ne'va' gon'na 'it tha' bi'ch li'e tha'." Mork waited to make his move. He knew that she would have to move out of range of Gork first to stand a chance of surviving. He would let loose his bolt straight for her heart the very moment she made a dodge.

((You can't seduce other species. If you could seduce Orcs you could seduce squirrels. Know what I'm saying? Not that you shouldn't try. But anyway. Thankyou for telling me that I'm doing my Orc voices right. That was the most important bit for me))

The huge Orc was hit directly with a revolver bullet. At such close range it was sure to kill him wasn't it? But these Orcs were strong, tough and had been hit with things much harder than bullets. For example Mork (the one with the crossbow) had gotten hit by a buffalo attached to a rocket before (though that may or may not have been a dream) but that was a story for another day.

"Grraaagh!" Gork screamed at the girl giving a bellowing roar. His shout was deafening and was sure to throw the girl off balance for a while. Even Mork was a little surprised.

"Sh'at ye' tra'ap y'bas'tad." He shouted back as he lined up a shot for the next bush the girl was charging before. He let it loose just before she could jump in so as to catch her out so he could pick her up and take her home. His arrows were, although not mentioned before, coated in a poison that would make her sleepy. It took a while to start activating so she would probably be able to keep on fighting for a while but give it twenty minutes and it would start to take its toll.

Meanwhile. The still angry Gork charged for the bush that the young lady should be now in all while screaming.

"Gork is' ga'nna ge'tcha 'un' be'a' da' s**t out'ta y' y' li'tt'ul bi'ch." The Orc leapt into the air holding his two axes up high and then came swooping down on the bush like an angry green and bloody bird of prey holding a pair of axes. Smashing them both into one central point in the hopes of cutting the 'li'tt'ul bi'ch' into three delicious chunks. The way the axes were travelling it seemed they would cut off her legs and head leaving the rest of her body alone although still dead.

((Oh fine. Right. It's kind of like trying to seduce monkeys then if you believe in evolution. It'd probably work but only on really weird Orcs wouldn't it? It's about the same as a human having a sexual attraction to a lizard person and though they exist they're not common. Gork and Mork are clearly alpha males so they'd never fall for some 'umie girl.

Or would they?))

The two bullets hit the Orc head on again and this time in the face. One went dangerously close to his eye and thus his brain while the the other crashed against his thick skull. They both seriously hurt him but not enough to kill him. It would take a shot with the gun straight to their heads to kill these Orcs once and for all. Repeated shots would certainly be effective but not as much as one good shot to the forehead with the butt of the gun right up against them.

The Orc was none the less infuriated and has also lost a few hundred thousand brain cells adding to its deadly rage.

"Gork'ul crus'hya y'hoar!" The Orc gave up with the huge axes deciding they were too large and unwieldy to be used properly. It needed to show this girl the old ways and the right ways. He threw his two huge axes at the young, perhaps, maiden and they came crashing into the ground just in front of her. The Orc beat on its chest to intimidate her and then came charging towards her with one arm out ready to grab her in a headlock. It may not have been fast as her but it was certainly still fast and certainly strong. It planned only to grapple her and bring her to the floor and then smash her around a bit. A stupid manoeuvre considering she had guns but still a dangerous one for young Julia.

Meanwhile Mork was not so happy. His oldest and most favourite Crossbrow had fallen to pieces within his hands from one well placed bullet. That hadn't been any old replacable crossbow. That had been the crossbow handed down to Mork by his father, Gralgork whom in turn had had it handed down from his father Yorlok who had in turn had it handed down from his father and to him by his father. It was a weapon with a lot of history and to see it destroyed had sent the Orc into a rage. A quiet festering rage. He could only say four words.

"Gonna' need mo'r dakka."

The Orc walked to another bush. Ignoring the ongoing fight entirely and went to a bush in which a large metal cylinder was concealed. He picked it up and then lifted it up. On the large cylinder there were around fifty more open cylinders each just about large enough to let a bullet through. The weapon started whirring and spinning. Getting itself ready to start unleashing a bullet hell in a few seconds.

"Oo'sss g'a'naa pay y'git!" The green giant screamed at the young girl. He was too distant to close the gap with before the gun started firing but fortunately he would not be able to fire for too long. Staying out of the firing line of a weapon that could easily pierce an Orc's flesh would've been of the utmost importance in this scenario. Failure to do so would lead to certain death.