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"That more like it. Son, I will be arriving at your location in five minutes. Have everything prepared for my arrival! And my magical unicorn! Oh yeah, tell your wife to make food for me. It better be prepared when I get there!" Giroro's dad then hung up the phone, although he started to text some hot Keroroian chick who was back on that Keroron planet.

Natsumi flung the sliding door open "Giroro? whats with all the shouting" Natsumi asked, a little miffed since she had been playing Mutsumi's video game and had gotten interupted because of Giroro's yelling

"YOUR FATHER?!?" Natsumi shouted, "And he expects you to be married?" Natsumi said. She had no idea what to do "What is with all the freakin' alien frogs!" Natsumi thought to herself

"What?... Do you expect ME to do about it! pretend to be your WIFE?!?" Natsumi said in a harsh tone

"O-oh, no.... N-Natsumi.............. I couldn't ask you to do that............" Giroro said nervously, sweating up a storm. He really couldn't ask her to do anything so foolhardy... after all, his father was a rough-and-tough soldier himself...... one very fond of the drink........ and women. Natsumi interacting with Giroro's father would be a complete and utter defeat any way one looked at it.
However, when he heard his brother's voice behind him, he realized he was being egged on unwillingly.
"....... When did you get involved, Garuru!?!? stressed " Giroro snapped at his brother quietly, so Natsumi couldn't hear him. The red frog was clearly upset that his brother came to visit on such short notice. "Like father, like son.... stare " Giroro muttered to himself when he thought of the similarities between his father and older brother.

Giroro was furious at Garuru, as he usually was. He yelled right in his face, "WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHAT SHE'S OBLIGATED TO DO!?!?.............. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO!!!............... Besides............." Giroro said, turning from his brother, calming down a bit, and continuing, "............. I don't want her to be exposed to father's...................." He glanced over into Garuru's eyes for a second, turning back from him before he continued to speak, "....... Questionable behavior. stare " Giroro thought of the last time he saw his father. The parent was drunk as a skunk, acting a fool and flirting absentmindedly with the waitresses at the restuarant they decided to go to. He embarassed Giroro so badly that he had to apologize to the restuarant owner many times afterward. They were nearly kicked out. If any of his superiors would have been there... the corporal's reputation would have been ruined.

Giroro blushed the brightest that he possibly could (it was hard to blush as a red Keronian), embarassed that his brother would even SAY something like that so sarcastically and playfully (about knowing how to take care of a woman) in Natsumi's presence. "Y............ Y....... Y......... YOU...............................!!! " Giroro stuttered to his brother, shaking in indignation. Seeing no way in proving Garuru wrong however, the red frog gave up after a few moments, turned his face from him, and calmed down at long last. Once that was accomplished, he turned back around and chastised the purple frog, hissing at him and poking him in the chest while doing so. "................................................ You are only staying here to keep our father at bay. You will NOT order me around and act like you are an almighty being. I will NOT be some toy you can play around with as you please." Just then, Giroro got REALLY close to Garuru's face, practically touching it as he recited these last few words to him, quietly, ".......................... Don't f-ck with me, Garuru......................................................................... Or I swear to GOD I will kill you." With that, Giroro took his leave from his brother, and proceeded to sit back down at his stone stool near his firepit. The situation with his father was irking him to the highest degree. He didn't want to ask Natsumi to pretend to be his wife............ nor did he want to stand up to his father and admit to him that he was not planning on finding a mate any time soon. And having Garuru there........ someone he had almost always despised because he was the one that got all the attention............ was just the cherry on top of this entire mess.

Giroro was feeling sarcastic as this point, after being subjected to his brother's know-it-all attitude. He replied to Garuru in response, "........ I don't know........... give him a few drinks and hope for the best?........................ Sure as hell works for everything else the old man has problems with. stare " The corporal automatically thought of their mother and the mess their father made of his own marriage... She just picked up and left one day, sick and tired of what her once quite respectable husband had become. But they had problems long before the alcohol kicked in... so Giroro supposed it was bound to happen anyway. ((I'm just making this up as I go. I don't know if it really happened or not. xd )) ".................... F-ck.................." the red frog swore under his breath and continued aloud, ".............. Why does s**t like this ALWAYS happen to ME?.................. What the hell have I done to deserve it?" He was quite distraught, but would never full-out bawl in front of his brother, let alone anyone else. It was simply unacceptable.