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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:17 am
Open for posting.... well once the prices are updated.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:22 pm
 Oh how he hated being in Zanzibar again. The town smelled like the business end of a skunk and the people didn't smell much better. Especially that Mr. Hyde fellow, that guy CLEARLY did not know what soap and water was. He had half a mind to pay him with soap stones at one point just so he would get the point; but like any hound he needed his slaves and that scumball was the cheapest. Though it didn't stop Anpu from hating his guts to no end though.
He walked the streets of Zanzibar looking for something to do with himself. He couldn't leave for home as it was nearing night time. And rich hounds like him were quite a target. His yellow eyes grazed over a s**t hole that was clearly supposed to pass for a bar. He grunted then walked in looking for a place to sit. Perhaps he would have something 'drinkable', if not at least it would be a good escape from the damage his eyes seamed to be gaining every time he had to even glance at at part of Zanzibar.
"Hey buddy- what'd you got that palatable?" He obviously didn't expect anymore then latrine water from the place.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:35 pm
The dark pelted male had was busy with the morning's chores; having sent the slaves off to do a number of errands. Golden eyes narrowed at a spec of dirt upon a glass that seemed to be expertly avoiding the hound's furious scrubbing. There was nothing that agitated the barkeep more than dirty wares, for despite the ramshackle appearance, the bar was his pride and joy.
Head snapped upwards as someone entered, and as the hound opened his maw Kang had to resist the urge to chuck the stubborn glass right at the male's head. Teeth ground together and he set the glass down with a clunk. "Well ain't you a ray of sunshine. I've only got the finest of drinks here; got a fresh handle of Cairozon Blanco in this morning." A small smirk twisted across his maw, "I also got in a crate of Muttweiser if ya' need something with less of a kick."
His insults hurled the male winked and offered the male a stool at the bar with a wave of his paw. "Something tells me you ain't from around here eh?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:49 pm
He stopped and thought about it some looking over the bartender. He smelled better then Hyde- not by much though. "What made it obvious?" He said with a look of disdain taking the chair that was offered to him. His eyes traveled over the bars wheres and was taken aback by the non 'piss water' items.
"You've got yourself a fine collection for being in Zanzibar." The word stuck on his pallet as he fought to get it out of his mouth. He again really hated it here and he was starting to regret his choice of coming into the establishment.
He then waved his paw like shoeing a slave to do a task for him. "Get me something that will make the stench of this town clear from my nose..." He then paused. "And make it snappy. I have no patience for shoddy service!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:05 pm
Eyes narrowed, but the nasty retort died on Kangara's maw. By the looks of him, the mutt was rather well off, and if he played his cards right he could be a very profitable customer. Something the darker hound greatly needed to continue his expensive renovations.
"Oh the general snobby expression on that great maw of yours." He was all smiles as moved about behind the bar, hiding his contempt behind playful banter. "And I'll take that as a compliment I suppose...Thanks, gotta live up to the fine Zanzibar reputation ya know." With that he turned his back on his companion glancing around at the colorful bottles carefully displayed for all to see. He pondered his choices for a moment and then picked a rather dull greenish bottle of Slaverson, pouring out a decent sized shot with deft paws. In a fluid movement he had recapped the bottle and slid the shot in the male's direction.
" 'ere give this a try to start off with. I got the perfect chaser if ya need one. " Settling himself comfortably in front of the male he took a swig from his own mug, eyeing the newcommer curiously, "So what brings ya to good old Zanzibar...Been down to see ole Hydey today?
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:17 pm
He took the drink down in a quick shot obviously used to drinking. He shook his head at the taste, it was appealing but he'd be feeling that in the morning. "Ah Hyde that man hasn't ever bathed has he?" He reached for the bottle not at all worried about the amount of stones he was spending. Then poured himself another couple of glasses till he was down to half a bottle.
"Yea before ye get up on me about the drinks..." He took out enough stones to pay for an entire bottle. "Ffivehundrd ston's." He plinked it onto the counter with an appealing grin the alcohol doing a better job then he thought it was. "Yea Hydy...been seen him t'dy. Got me sum more slaves fur me taxidermy shop back in Caspia. Dun't smell near as bad as Zanzybur here." He poored himself another shot. "Dis needs coffee."
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:26 pm
He was about to snatch the bottle away from the rich hound, but at the sound of 500 stones he wasn't about hinder the male's spending. Instead he simply nodded sympathetically, trying hard to keep the pleased grin off of his face. "Taxidermy eh? You stuff dead things then? Good for you mate, gotta have those fluffy trophies eh?" He tilted his own glass, containing a healthy helping of water and toasted to his visitor. "Hopefully old Hydey didn't screw you out of too many stones. He ain't got any himself, if you catch my meaning." He chortled to himself and took yet another drink.
At the sound of the door, he beckoned his slave forward "Coffee's on me if you promise not to die in a ditch eh? I'll have Anima put on a pot." He waved her in the direction of the sobering liquid and poured the male another shot, emptying the bottles contents into the small glass. "You gonna be alright pal?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:35 pm
He gave a squint at the glass and looked at it's contents in a strange manor before downing that as well. "Yer kn'w *hic* I thunk Hydys goert mor' munny den he lets on too." He looked displeased at the lack of alcohol in his cup. "Yea tat ther' Hydy gort more munny then all us hunds." He slammed the glass on the table defiantly at the idea of Hyde taking all of his money. The glass smashed under his paw cutting it bloody and red.
"Hydy did thart I bet you...ar he be a snaky one. A snaky one at that." He lifted up his paw to see the blood running out. "Hey wut kinda fun' busnas you runnin here?" He was obviously agitated that he didn't know where the cut had some from.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:46 pm
Another sympathetic nod, "You're absolutely right pal, a snakey b*****d that one is. " His slave had returned with a hot pot of coffee and he poured a cup passing it towards the raving hound. This was his favorite part about the bar, almost every mutt that came through his doors had a snooty attitude about him, scoffing at his plain residence. But by the time Kang was done with them they were always reduced to his level, at least in Kang's eyes at least.
"Oye!!! Watch the ware you great mutt, that s**t's expensive!" He all but roared, clamoring to pick up the pieces, and though his agitation was clear he could not help but grin at the man's question, "I couldn't tell ya mate, a better busnas than Mr. Hydey I can tell ya that." Once all of the pieces had been swept away he pulled the empty bottle from the bar, replacing it with the hot coffee.
"Now drink some of this you great lug before you bring my whole bar crashing down around your ears."
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:56 pm
Anpu took the coffee with a great sigh of contentment on his maw. Oh how he loved coffee, it was positively wonderful. He even had forgot that his hand was bleeding all over the place as he drank it. Tomorrow he would be picking out pieces of glass from it for sure. And it would be worthless to work with for at least a few days. If he had known any of that now he would have kicked his own a** for letting himself get that forlorned.
"Nah man I'll be takin' thot bot home with me." He reached with the other paw that wasn't bleeding. "Gotta have sumtin to remember today from." He then put his bloody hand over his head feeling a headache coming on rubbing it clear down his forhead. "Got get back to that stinky Nappa bfur he kicks me out. Smulls worse teh that Hydy."
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:02 pm
Kang gave a great roll of the eyes but was not about to argue with the man. The sooner he got him out of the bar the sooner he could clean up all the blood that was staining his precious counter top.
"Aye, take it with ya. Free of charge if ya don't drip any of your blood on the floor." Already he was beckoning for the burly Suzuku. "I'll have you escorted back to the hotel...It's only a few huts down from here."
A few quick strokes on on a piece of papyrus and he had a legible receipt for the male. "That'll be 500 stones pal."
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Grumpy Paw generated a random number between
1 and 5 ...
3!
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:03 pm
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