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 Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:28 pm
d e s d e m o n o Quote: Her skin was white, like the bones of his comrades, eaten by the birds. Ooh, sexy. *fans herself* I've never seen a more romantic description of a woman.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:32 pm
Shall I compare thee to a raven-gnawed cadaver?
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:34 pm
My brother is looking at me like an idiot because I can't stop laughing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:14 pm
Pfft, that was just a warm-up. Let's see, now...
Shall I compare thee to a raven's lunch?
Thou art more pale and more limp of wrist:
Rough molds do mar dead cheeks, and the sweet crunch
Of bones fades swiftly in the mind, like mist.
Sometime too strong the guts of dead men stink,
And oft is their fair complexion green'd;
And every corpse from air sometime must sink
Into soft earth, by bacteria demeaned.
But thy eternal death-mask shall not rot
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag that thou are only hot
By virtue of his touch, for thou growest
More limply white, so long as vampires suck,
So long lives this, and this gives life to ********.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:16 pm
Guess who has a headache from lack of oxygen
That would be me
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:20 pm
It's okay, though, 'cos even if you suffocate and die, one of two things is sure to happen: namely, a vampire will leap out and drain you of blood, thus ensuring your continued existence, or the sheer needy pleas of Bump's loving fangirls will resurrect you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:35 pm
*Shut up Jake, this thread is HILARIOUS*
Awww. Bump deserves ALL THE LOVE SHE GETS. XD
And how did you know, Des, that I planned on making Charles 1/4th vampire and speak (eventually) with horrific Ye Olde Englishe?
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:37 pm
The first part: A LUCKY GUESS! You know. Shot wildly into the dark. The second: OMG FOR REALS?? I AM SO EXCITED. OR SHOULD I SAY, THIS EXCITETH ME.
(A bad lisp, Olde Englishe, what's the difference, really?)
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:39 pm
Well, the tag line does say Vampyrism. =3=
And thy visage, fair maiden, doth maketh mine loins fangs ache for thine release.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:41 pm
And cunnilingus and female genital mutilation go so well together, as everyone who's anybody* knows.
*i.e., not ghosts, the old prudes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:53 pm
Cleverly concealed in the butt skirt?
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:00 pm
Sneak peak line:
"She'd recognize that butt chin anywhere!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:02 pm
Ugh I am so pumped for this story, I can't even express itttt. heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:05 pm
I can't even WAIT to get to the explosions and the HONKING CARRIAGES
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