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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:40 pm
There have been more issues in plays I've teched than plays I've been in, but I'll just go with the ones that have to do with my acting talent:
1. In A Midsummer Night's Dream, we were coming out for bows and my place just HAD to be right in front of the well. We ran out during the blackout and I tripped over the well and landed flat on my face. I didn't manage to get up before the lights were up and when I did, I was bleeding like none other.
2. Fell down the stairs and on to my face during Bang, Bang, You're Dead.
3. Fell off the stage during The Music Man
And so on and so forth...
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:20 am
Last year, we did Lucky Stiff. There was a platform seven feet or so in the air, and staircases on either side. I was a nightclub singer: Dominique Du Monaco. I had a biiig musical number called What is Love if You Don't Speak French. (Which you should def listen to if you have a chance).
So I'm wearing this long purple beaded evening gown and three inch heels and I'm walking down the stairs as sexily as a crazed ballerina you can't really sing sans fake french accent can. I finish the first few lines, and get to "Come with me/You will see/The way we do things/in the South of France here!" and decide it would be really cool to step down on the beats. I get through that first line and then go CAREEENING down the stairs.
I slid offstage on my shoulder (and had a lovely black bruise tehre and on my shin for the rest of the school year) and then ran back onstage.
Needless to say. It was insane.
And now, in theatre major studies, people still remember that time that 'zoey fell down the stairs.'
oh, and the night before, the male lead was supposed to pick me up off of a table and spin me around before setting me down.
He dropped me. I felt huge. (And I'm not. Size 4, thank you.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:33 pm
I just finished doing a production of "Much Ado About Nothing" and I played Margaret. We turned her into a total slut so I had on purple fishnets and a button up shirt. right before I had to go on stage I got one of my buttons from my sleave stuck on the fishnets. I couldn't move my right arm and it was the dance part. I ended up breaking the fishnets so I could move. An Actors gotta do what and actors gotta do.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:50 pm
I've got a couple:
When I was playing Janet in the Rocky Horror Show, my breasts peeped out of my bra not once, but TWICE during the course of the show (once, for about fifteen minutes before I finally realized what happened). I laughed it off, though, and had a good time anyway.
And when I was Rosie in Bye, Bye Birdie, during a particuarly funny scene in which I back away from some drunk guys, I took one step too far. My heel slipped off of the platform I was on, and I'm sure I made a face a lot like this: eek . One of the other actors managed to grab me, but not before I heard a rather loud gasp from the audience, which pretty much killed the scene from then on. People weren't focused on the play anymore, just me nearly breaking my neck.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:47 pm
My most embarrassing moment happened during a community theatre production of Joseph.
We were dancing Go Go Joseph, when just as I was (already in the house) and getting to my mark (downstage centre-left), the zipper on my dress started breaking. This was also the jumpy dancing number and it was a tight, babydoll style dress. Suffice it to say that the zipper was completely broken within 5 seconds, so I danced the number with one hand behind my back holding the thing together (the stage was packed so I had nowhere to disappear to, anyway.)
To top it off, that's the night that my grandmother, godmother, and two aunts came to see me.
It could have been worse, though. At least I had a bra on that night. I didn't always because the dress was so tight there that I couldn't always make one fit.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:47 pm
During Little Shop of Horrors, myself, Seymour, and Audrey all forgot to memorize Closed for Renovations. We didn't know what to do, so it sounded more like - We're closed for renovations! We're ... da da da da da da! etc.
I also saw Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick crack up onstage during The Odd Couple. It just goes to show you that it can happen to anyone.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:05 pm
In my college's production of A Midsummer Nights Dream our Oberon decided to come onstage when all the houselights were still on, stand there for a minute, realise his mistake then go back out the door again. When the play actually started he stood there trying to keep himself from laughing. I hated that guy he was an idiot lol Also our Bottom had a habit of forgetting his lines so instead of asking me (Mustardseed) a question he went "Mmm bumblebee". Us fairies and Titania struggled not to laugh and it became a show catchphrase from then on.
In our recent production of Oliver! on the last night the scene in which Nancy goes to see Mr Brownlow for help about Oliver fell apart. Nancy and Brownlow couldn't remember their lines and were helping each other Nancy: So you're gonna ask me to meet you at London Bridge at 12? Brownlow: Ah yes quite
lol I was Mrs Bedwin and just stood there smiling and nodding my head trying not to laugh out loud. The audience knew something was up haha. We all cracked up once we got off stage lol
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:09 pm
Ah yeah also in Les Miserables the gunshot didnt go off to kill Gavrouche so the same idiot who played Oberon in MND who was playing Enjolras (God knows why cause he cannot sing, went flat and sharp in the same line now thats embarrassing) made a gun shot noise into his mic. It was so obvious and hilarious!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:56 am
During our opening night for our high school musical this year "the sound of music" during one of the scenes on the veranda padio thing our set peice. a huge two story wall with a a balcony and two sets of plexiglas freanch doors.
well it fell over pratically landing in the orhsatra pit. lucky no one was hurt but we had to stop the show. all of us techies go the day off from school to fix the set peice. and we had it fix and ready to go (with some sandbags and afew desgin changes) for the show the fallowing day.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:16 am
i was a chours member in music man when i was a freshman. i am also very short so i got to be one of the girls in the scene where they come out banging things and that one boy lanchs afirework under the old lady or somthing anyway
we had the uglyest cousttums they where like moo or as i called them "fat lady tents" an lthey where very drafty and i triped over mine as i had to run behind the set (set=1foot from the wall) it made an awful nosie but lucky it was during a big number
im short so i also got to be one of our 6 boys band members and i almost had to cut my hair beace i could not fit it under the ugly hat. gotta love music man
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:41 pm
During my school's production of Metamorphoses our Herme's skirt ripped so we were gonna fix it with this extra fabric one of the moms had which was really similar to the original (shimmery blue).
Well... this was more like sequin blue, but we didn't have anything else to do with it so Herme's look slightly homosexual for that night XD Which was funny because it was during Orpheus and Euridise which is really depressing.
Jean Val Jean once missed his entrance in At the End of the Day when Fantine and Girl #5 are tyring to rip one anothers hair out. So we all cheered and stuff and then we were like "..." and finally someone goes "Where's Messiuer Mayor?"
We nearly died XD
My friend also fell down a flight of stairs closing night too, on stage. Hahaha. I had to bring her back ice during intermission.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:00 pm
I just remembered something else from our drama final: Dave was supposed to shoot Nick, and Nikki and I were supposed knap it with a book against the stage. Well... we were soooo thrown off by the not scene change that we forgot, so Dave stood there, gun out, and Nick just stared at him. A second later, he goes 'bang'. Everyone laughed, but thank god Dave didn't (on stage, at least(
And speaking of SOM veranda's, we had just this tall window thing held down by sandbags. One of the nights during '16 going on 17' it fell over. Tiffinay and Keith didn't even flinch. They just kept going. Funny enough, they had their backs to it, so they didn't see it. When they got off stage, they freaked out. They had no idea what had happened. That, my friends, is amazing acting.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:11 pm
well.......where 2 start. there was 1 that i saw, when some1 had a mic on and just got off the stage. Unfortunatley, the mic was still on. he had 2 use the bathroom see, so he went. in the background, the speakers gave the whole sound affects of him on the toilet during the show! musta been real bad xD
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:17 pm
For the spring musical, the drama club did Once on This Island, which is a cute musical with a fun score.
For those who aren't familiar with it, at the end of the second act, the leading man Daniel marries a woman named Andrea instead of the love of his life, Ti Moune. Now, most of our line ******** are easy to fix with some quick thinking. But a freshman's line was something along the lines of "And Daniel and Andrea were married." Simple, easy. It's just how it goes. Instead, she uttered "And Andrea and Ti Moune were married".
And the audience is just like "What."
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:32 pm
For me: I lost my tooth onstage when I was six. I had to do the whole finale with the tooth clenched in my fist. My mom was in the second row and laughing the whole time. I also fractured my collarbone once in second grade, at the same time I was doing a play, so I had to do 2-3 shows w/ a completely useless arm
Fo someone else: I one saw a high school version of Funny Thing Happened. The woman-purveyor guy (can never remember their names) came out through a set door and the whole thing fell over. They had to go through the "back door" until intermission, and we he came out at the end of the showeveryone cheered. He was like redface . Very funny.
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