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 Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:54 pm
BETTER?! How the hell does a fanfic make the classics look like crap? No one can top Anne of Green Gables or Princess Bride. I don't like Pride and Prejudice but it is still better than the crap she put out with the twilight books. I'm sorry. I'm a partial twilight fan but if she keeps up comparing her books to the classics I'm going to have to put the books under lock and key and keep telling people not to buy it. What next? Is she going to say her books were better than Bram Stoker or Anne Rice or Tolkein?
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:56 pm
Shiori Miko Quote: "Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." - Stephen King tells USA Today Thank you Stephen, thank you. crying I like that quote. Its an accurate and true statement. But I gotta say, I am really sick of everyone quoting that in every single Twilight/Meyer thread ever made. ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:57 pm
pantherdor What next? Is she going to say her books were better than Bram Stoker or Anne Rice or Tolkein? Oh, if she goes anywhere NEAR my Tolken that b***h is going DOWN!!!
Forth Eolindar!!! ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:59 pm
Renkon Root Shiori Miko Quote: "Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." - Stephen King tells USA Today Thank you Stephen, thank you. crying I like that quote. Its an accurate and true statement. But I gotta say, I am really sick of everyone quoting that in every single Twilight/Meyer thread ever made. ... could kick your a** !! I avoid them most of the time so I wouldn't know. sweatdrop Edit: Random question, has Meyer ever said anything to her fans that are being insanely hostile? Asking them to tone it down or something?
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:06 pm
Shiori Miko I avoid them most of the time so I wouldn't know. sweatdrop I didn't presume to think that you did. My statment wasn't meant as anything against you, personally. I am just getting a little tired of that quote. ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:07 pm
Renkon Root pantherdor What next? Is she going to say her books were better than Bram Stoker or Anne Rice or Tolkein? Oh, if she goes anywhere NEAR my Tolken that b***h is going DOWN!!!
Forth Eolindar!!! ... could kick your a** !! Agreed!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:18 pm
I have several things to say:1.) Twilight is written like sh*t. Run-on sentences and choppy dialogue everywhere. 2.) Twilight's characters are one-dimensional and dependent on one another to exist in the story. 3.) VAMPIRES BURN IN THE SUN. 4.) VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE. 5.) How the Hell is only killing animals and not Humans 'vegetarian?' Because that is the closest thing to logic in this book. 6.) It is based on a sex dream Stephanie Meyer had about a gay guy, according to Esquire magazine. 7.) Why oh why is there a a whole chapter about who asked Bella to the prom? Before even Edward is introduced? 8.) Nightlight, the parody by the Hardvard Lampoon, is hillarious. I was literally laughing out loud every few seconds when I read it. 9.)"]  10.)  11.)   13.) OP, Add a poll.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:23 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew 1.) Twilight is written like sh*t. Run-on sentences and choppy dialogue everywhere. I agree with everything you've said except for the underlined part. Choppy dialogue doesn't bother me because sometimes people in real life speak in fragments. Especially when they're nervous or flustered. ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:35 pm
I still think the best was that one girl who wrote the letter to Universal Studios claiming that their Wolfman film was ripping off Stephanie Meyer's invention of the werewolf. Quote: To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. Regards: Kayla Patterson Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:37 pm
Lateralus es Helica I still think the best was that one girl who wrote the letter to Universal Studios claiming that their Wolfman film was ripping off Stephanie Meyer's invention of the werewolf. Quote: To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. Regards: Kayla Patterson Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!! OMG!
I have a friend that would just get a kick out of this! ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:48 pm
Renkon Root Lateralus es Helica I still think the best was that one girl who wrote the letter to Universal Studios claiming that their Wolfman film was ripping off Stephanie Meyer's invention of the werewolf. Quote: To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. Regards: Kayla Patterson Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!! OMG!
I have a friend that would just get a kick out of this! ... could kick your a** !! It's good for a laugh!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:58 pm
Lateralus es Helica Renkon Root Lateralus es Helica I still think the best was that one girl who wrote the letter to Universal Studios claiming that their Wolfman film was ripping off Stephanie Meyer's invention of the werewolf. Quote: To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. Regards: Kayla Patterson Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!! OMG!
I have a friend that would just get a kick out of this! ... could kick your a** !! It's good for a laugh! Oh this hurts. I've got a cold and laughing only makes me go into a coughing fit. Too bad she isn't better educated in horror movies of the past 60 years!! Lon Chenny(sp?) was the best werewolf I've ever seen. Let's not forget that epic transformation in Van Helsing and of course American Werewolf In London.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:11 pm
pantherdor Lateralus es Helica Renkon Root Lateralus es Helica I still think the best was that one girl who wrote the letter to Universal Studios claiming that their Wolfman film was ripping off Stephanie Meyer's invention of the werewolf. Quote: To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. Regards: Kayla Patterson Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!! OMG!
I have a friend that would just get a kick out of this! ... could kick your a** !! It's good for a laugh! Oh this hurts. I've got a cold and laughing only makes me go into a coughing fit. Too bad she isn't better educated in horror movies of the past 60 years!! Lon Chenny(sp?) was the best werewolf I've ever seen. Let's not forget that epic transformation in Van Helsing and of course American Werewolf In London. Lon Chenny was also the best Phantom for Phantom of the Opera! And let us not forget the werewolves from Underworld. They were pretty epic too!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:20 pm
This pickled vegetable...I didn't like Underworld. I didn't like anything about it. ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:30 pm
Renkon Root This pickled vegetable...I didn't like Underworld. I didn't like anything about it. ... could kick your a** !! I'm with you there honestly. Something about it, I want to say it was entirely too stylized in modern goth...I don't know how to describe it. Either way, it seemed so cliche to me that it was rather...campy I guess.
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