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 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:52 pm
I told you you'd get indigestion!
I'm calling from jail for beating up Batman.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:58 am
I told you he had backup!
I'm calling from jail for kicking my mom's a**.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:23 am
I told you never to underestimate how many figures of authority your mother knows.
I'm calling from jail because a suicidal tree jumped in front of my car on my home from the NSTG bar.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:02 am
I told you to not go out of the house today.
I'm calling from jail because I punched a Twilight fan in the face.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:07 am
I told you about those female cops, haven't I?*
I'm calling from jail because I read Shakespeare aloud and was arrested for sedition.
*this is a game reply, not an opinion
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:09 am
I'll pay your bail if you promise not to do it again
I'm calling from jail beacuse killed George W. Bush for being an IDIOT! scream
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:14 am
I told you about those wild bushes calling the cops on people for Mocking Bush, didn't I!?
I'm calling from jail because I was attacked by a pack of rabid squirrels and threw them in my neighbor's house on "accident". ;D
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:30 am
Next time use rabid bears, then they won't be able to call and complain.
I'm calling from jail because I may have just blown up half of Texas.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:32 am
I told you... wait... good job!
I'm calling from jail because I just commit a hate-crime...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:32 am
I told you to use love instead of Hate!
I'm calling from Jail because I crapped on the President's Seal.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:33 am
I told you to crap on his walrus...
I'm calling you from jail because I just got a job as a jail warden...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:17 am
pay my bail then!
I'm calling fro jail because I farted in public after eating 1,000 tacos, 50 beans burritos, and some chili and made the earth rip in half rofl
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:09 am
I told you we already had the food in the house. You didn't have to do that! crying
I'm calling from jail because my grandmother slapped me.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:46 am
I warned you that you had an evil granny! She's bent on world domination I told you!
I'm calling from jail because I accused an old lady for world domination.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:50 am
No! The old lady has already taken control of the police!
I'm calling from jail because I fired my mediocre employee.
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