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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:06 pm
Divorce!!
Cause I'm no ******* hater, I just dislike twilight...
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:40 pm
cause u ate my shoe and made love to teh couch? O_o (was rly bored so had to say somefin random xP)
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:48 am
Beacause she ate my pasta, and jell-o, and............MY DESIGNER SUNGLASSES I FOUND IN THE STREET!!!! NOOOO..
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:11 pm
Because I realized I am straight and therefore cannot be with another woman.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:02 pm
because she likes rainbow monkeys
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:42 am
Because she likes black and white monkeys.
Lol.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:22 pm
because she likes the color pink(evil color)
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:38 am
because she likes twilight
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:42 pm
Because our first date was at the dumpster in the alley next to the candy shop.
Cheapskate.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:54 pm
Because the ring I got wasn't big enough
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:03 pm
because my ring was to big so it fell in the sewer and we got in a raging fight
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:18 pm
because she copied my hairstyle!(just a different color)
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:40 pm
Because she copied MY hairstyle!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:05 am
becuse she thought i copied her hairstyle
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:23 pm
Because for the short 36.4 seconds we've been together, I've realized not only the thought of sleeping with you sickens me, it's also the thought that you're actually a dog...
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