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It's not that it's cheesy (it is), it's how stupid and unlike the NYPD it is, as well as how unrealistic it is.

For example: there was an episode where they found a dead guy with a diamond bra on. One of them said something along the lines of not knowing if it was really made of diamonds. A dude whips out a ghetto a** looking game boy with a spinning thing on top, points it at the bra and the screen flashes 'DIAMOND! DIAMOND!!!'

And another episode, some dude robs a bank, and keeps insisting that some dude that was shot in the band wasn't shot by him. He's all cry-e "I didn't shoot him, wahh wahh wah. I want someone to prove I'm right boo-hoo." In they send Lieutenant Dan, with a suitcase that contains a whole ********' forensic lab. Part of that magic suitcase contains a scanner that can make a fully interactive 3D model of the dead guy.
WHAT THE ********?!? The NYPD can't even afford that magic suitcase, let alone a non existent scanner that makes fully interactive 3D models of dead people that no police department has ANYWHERE!!

Damn, you got me started.

Just like one dude is fluent in Gaelic so that he can talk to the twenty or so Gaelic speaking ruffians that are playing some some sort of Gaelic sport that he so happened to know they played because of a splinter of wood a dead pure Native American had in his knee.

Or the time when everyone is an expert in Greek mythology when one weirdo leaves coded custom made G.M. themed t-shirts on his victims that are killed in a Seven-esqu way.

Somebody please stop me before I completely derail this thread.

lol. In every CSI they have all this high tech equipment, like in NY they showed the doctor with this 3D model of the dead guy, and it was interactive (it wasn't in a brief case though sad ) Where do they get this technology??? All the CSI's are just so unrealistic its not even funny ( Horatio, maybe). Not even medical shows are realistic! My cousin is a pediatrician and she says House is extremely unrealistic. Oddly enough, she said Scrubs is really realistic. razz

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*goofy* I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

I just have to mention that ever since I first saw that picture of Miranda I notice and laugh when her face does that weird look every single time I play through the game again. I always thought her face looked kinda botoxy, didn't notice it so much first time I played the game, pretty much have to try hard to ignore it any time she is in the party now.

ROFL. I would die if that or the Kaidan one happened in the Tali romance. It would be so hilarious. I hope in ME3 they show Tali's face.

Hahaha why do I find that so funny? Wrex is such a cool character all thanks to the way they greet each other on the ship "Shepard", "Wrex".

Yeah they gotta show Tali's face in ME3, they'd be jerks if they left it to be forever a mystery heh. It would seem fitting for them to show her face in a continued romance in the last game.

I voted for Saren. mrgreen