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Anatole_serial

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:45 pm


Wait... There's a hole in your theory.

A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC THEORETICAL HOLE.

The problem lies in that Okuu absorbed a Yatagarasu, which means she acquired Solar powers, or Nuclear Fusion.

Because of the amount of energy required to produce Nuclear Fusion, using that as the source of a nuclear weapon is not technically practical. The Nuclear Bombs used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were Nuclear Fission bombs.

They're, like, opposite, man.

AND THUS I PROVE OKUU'S INNOCENCE.

SCIENCE WINS AGAIN.
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:48 pm


All fusion creates is a steady stream of heat, light and energy, right?

Fission makes a giant explosion.....as far as I can remember at least, don't bother quoting me on that, it's been a while since I researched nuclear stuff.

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:56 pm


Anatole_serial
Wait... There's a hole in your theory.

A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC THEORETICAL HOLE.

The problem lies in that Okuu absorbed a Yatagarasu, which means she acquired Solar powers, or Nuclear Fusion.

Because of the amount of energy required to produce Nuclear Fusion, using that as the source of a nuclear weapon is not technically practical. The Nuclear Bombs used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were Nuclear Fission bombs.

They're, like, opposite, man.

AND THUS I PROVE OKUU'S INNOCENCE.

SCIENCE WINS AGAIN.
Of course, you could say that the way Okuu (Lol me) controls Nuclear fusion without automatically melting the ******** out of Gensokyo is through magically induced cold fusion, but that's only theoretical.
Also lol, magic.
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:25 pm


So this thread inspired me to make this in Photoshop. I know it's a bit crappy, but oh well.

iUtsuho Reiuji
the way Okuu (Lol me) controls Nuclear fusion without automatically melting the ******** out of Gensokyo is through magically induced cold fusion [...] lol, magic.

Of course.

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:45 pm


Wotan Manasal
MidBossVyers
Parth Makeo
I can imagine her getting freaky with someone then when she has an orgasm.....
BOOOOOOM!!!
Oh, that was me as that "someone". Sorry. sweatdrop

Secksing Utsuho? Enjoy having additional new sexual organs due to radioactive mutation.

...don't worry, Okuu, you're still hawt.

Edit: When I picture in my mind the situation described in Parth's first post, I always imagine Okuu with this expression on her face.
Oh, I used protection. Don't worry. Item with +100% radiation damage resistance.
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:51 pm


Anatole_serial
Wait... There's a hole in your theory.

A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC THEORETICAL HOLE.

The problem lies in that Okuu absorbed a Yatagarasu, which means she acquired Solar powers, or Nuclear Fusion.

Because of the amount of energy required to produce Nuclear Fusion, using that as the source of a nuclear weapon is not technically practical. The Nuclear Bombs used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were Nuclear Fission bombs.

They're, like, opposite, man.

AND THUS I PROVE OKUU'S INNOCENCE.

SCIENCE WINS AGAIN.

I reject your Reality, And substitute Gensokyo.
In reality, it would not happen. As far as Gensokyo terms, it could and it might happen.

EDIT:
This is what you will see in 2012.
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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:00 pm


Parth Makeo
I reject your Reality, And substitute Gensokyo. [...] As far as Gensokyo terms, it could and it might happen.

I disagree, but lots of people seem to think like you... especially template series advocators.
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:30 am


I really gotta get around to making my Utsuho account...

Meiling the Mighty


Anatole_serial

PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:26 am


Parth Makeo
I reject your Reality, And substitute Gensokyo.
In reality, it would not happen. As far as Gensokyo terms, it could and it might happen.


You're missing the point:

The fact that Okuu manipulates Nuclear Fusion is already within the reality of Gensokyo.

Humans outside know how regular Fusion works, but it is not efficient and controllable. It is, essentially, an impossible form of usable energy: Far more powerful than Fission, yet far less achievable by our current technology.

Hence why Cold Fusion was such a rage back in the 40's and 50's: It was the impossible dream, the process that could create cleaner, more efficient Nuclear energy.

But it was proven to be... Just not quite possible.

The fact that Okuu can control Nuclear Fusion to create various sizes of Solar Danmaku out of it probably means that she is indeed using a form of Cold Fusion.

And, because in the outside world, such things are impossible, they're certainly possible within Gensokyo.

¡HENCE, SCIENCE!

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:42 am


Anatole_serial
The fact that Okuu can control Nuclear Fusion to create various sizes of Solar Danmaku out of it probably means that she is indeed using a form of Cold Fusion. [...] ¡HENCE, SCIENCE!

You're missing the point as well. I know this is going to be a repost, but: it's just magic. Period.

Anatole_serial
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Kanako would like to talk with you about that.

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:51 am


People haven't learned that logic or science doesn't apply to Gensokyo residents.
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:48 pm


MY god...
I just wanted to express a funny idea of "Okuu the Walking bomb".
But now we got a fight between reality and fantasy!
I just wanted to see how people reacted to the idea sad

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Anatole_serial

PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:13 pm


Wotan Manasal

You're missing the point as well. I know this is going to be a repost, but: it's just magic. Period.


And you're missing the even bigger goddamn point.

Aya Shyameimaru
People haven't learned that logic or science doesn't apply to Gensokyo residents.


There is logic AND science.

They're just different from the logic and science outside.

I mean, if you can build MISSILES, that means there is SCIENCE, even if it *is* magical science.

What doesn't apply is what we know as common sense. Things like "Ghosts don't exist", or "People can't fly", that's our common sense.

In Gensokyo, there is no common sense.
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:28 pm


Anatole_serial
What doesn't apply is what we know as common sense. Things like "Ghosts don't exist", or "People can't fly", that's our common sense.

In Gensokyo, there is no common sense.


People can fly, they're called pilots. I'm not sure about the ghosts though, that's a bit sketchy from person to person. And Gensokyo residents do have common sense, except for Sanae.

Izuna Yakumo Ran


Woutan Kuunsuru

PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:40 pm


Parth Makeo
MY god...
I just wanted to express a funny idea of "Okuu the Walking bomb". [...] I just wanted to see how people reacted to the idea

I actually contributed something in that other post of mine, if that makes you happy. xd

Parth Makeo
But now we got a fight between reality and fantasy!

No one's really fighting here. We're just Touhou fans doing what we do best. (To find out what that is, read the last sentence on this entire post)

Anatole_serial
I mean, if you can build MISSILES, that means there is SCIENCE, even if it *is* magical science.

Magical science is an oxymoron. If we have the even bigger goddamn point (lol) in mind, magical science is just a silly term for a scientific process you can't even begin to try to understand.

Aya Shyameimaru and Anatole_serial
Aya: People haven't learned that logic or science doesn't apply to Gensokyo residents.

Anatole: In Gensokyo, there is no common sense.

Nay, there's as much common sense as here.

It's just that trying to understand a whole habitat-ecosystem —inhabited by more than ten different intelligent species, each with their own unique cultures and social codes— using a bunch of vague, contradictory sources is so impossible that the only way to provide a coherent, uniform explanation for it is to just dismiss some parts as "there's no ******** way to understand it and it will never make sense, just take it as it is lololol". (in example: the previously mentioned template series theory).

I consider such views to be more of a silly way of explaining it, designed to keep fanboys happy, than an acceptable way of viewing and comprehending the Touhouverse. The right thing to do is to accept we don't know enough about it yet and stop arguing until ZUN creates more canon that we can use as evidence. But then again, us all being hopeless addicted fans, I highly doubt we'll refrain ourselves from debating over unprovable points over and over again. xd
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