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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:48 pm
"I don't have a sense of adventure. I am listless, boring human being living in a world in which nothing interests me." He put on the appropriate Very Sad face as he tipped his head to get more comfortable. The fact that he hadn't contested Hector's ruling was something. At the very least it meant he was prepared to wait. Indefinitely? Probably not. But for now something was keeping him there.
The breeze was nice up here. He regretted not coming sooner, but then again this was probably Hector's little hidey hole if he were the type to have such a thing. As of right now, ownership had transferred from "his" to "theirs." If Hector hadn't wanted him to know about this place he wouldn't have taken him there, thus it was open for free use. As the only other cavalier this side of the mirror, Laocoon planned on taking advantage of every freebie he could get.
He made a soft snorting noise at the hung-over comment, now resting his cheek on his arms so he could watch Hector at the same time. "He's been worse than hung-over before and you know it." Alexandros was, well… Alexandros, for lack of a better description. There was really nothing more to be said on the subject.
Laocoon had started to almost doze off when Hector started again. He opened one eye to answer when a scream broke that train of thought. Ah, so there was their monster. It certainly took its sweet time getting here. With an overdramatic sigh, the cavalier murmured, "Woe is me" and then hopped off after Hector.
Some things never changed.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:29 pm
They darted through alleyways, across a street as the lights went red -- people shouldered aside belatedly when the saw the outfights, less belatedly when they saw the very real gleam of rapiers. Hector walked, not ran, as Devourer left his belt.
"For the Prince!"
There was a woman lying on the pavement. Her head wound was the source of sticky red as Hector waded in: the youma were odd, malformed and triangular, consisting of flesh globs shaped like Fritos and extended mouths. They were ramming a parked car where a kid in the back huddled over an infant seat. A long glutinous tongue snapped out, but without flinching Hector's blade sheared off tongue to fall to the pavement.
The youma were circling them now, car forgotten. There were two. People all around were circling, saying immaterial things, screaming still: Hector was shoulder-to-shoulder with Laocoon. "Here's my plan," he said, grinning. "Have no mercy, if any was rattling around in your ribcage."
Devourer sliced two nearly-perfect halves in the youma at their right. Both halves fell down and lay still on the ground, and Hector was whipping forward as the other one continued its frantic pacing. Behind his back, both halves wobbled: and Laocoon watched as a whole new youma reformed from each half.
So did Hector, belatedly, over his shoulder. Frustrated, Devourer skewered this one through: as Hector kicked it off his sword, the youma's flesh left a long reforming tube of reknitting flesh.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:42 pm
There were times when long, billowing capes were not the ideal thing to be wearing. Now would be one of them. Laocoon nearly got caught on a lady's bejewelled purse, one of the dangling accessories snagging on his cloak. Thankfully, all it took was a quick tug to free himself while simultaneously removing the accessory, but the woman was too busy gawking to notice.
Maybe strange costumes weren't so bad after all.
"If by plan you meant 'ambiguous statement voicing my intent' then I accept." The cavalier took his place to the left of Hector and a fraction of a step behind him. Devourer was already out of its sheath and Laocoon's sword joined it, though it appeared that it wasn't necessary. Hector, with his loathsomely good aim, had slashed the youma in half. It was unfortunately anticlimactic.
You dragged me all the way out here just to get me to watch you play with your sword? Was what Laocoon wanted to ask, only he didn't get the opportunity. Instead of disappearing into dust like the usual, defeated youma it sprouted two more and just kept going.
"Oh ******** me this isn't funny!"
Now back-to-back with Hector, Laocoon attempted to use his sword in self-defence. Against a youma who had apparent hydra abilities, any wrong swing of the sword meant they were dealing with double the number of youma. It wasn't like they could damage them either. His defensive strategy was temporary at best. "Is this you doing? Because if so you really have a horrible sense of humour!" He griped as he accidentally split another youma and caused it to double.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:54 pm
"Yes," bellowed Hector. "I picked them to spite you and put both of us in danger, and afterwards I'll make you a rat poison cocktail. No!"
The youma were doubling in ferocity now. Hector's magical bond with Aphrodite meant Devourer did just that, devour, and the youma's desire for starseeds and their flesh turned them into baying wolves launching themselves at the two cavaliers over and over and over. Hector's sword flashed down, but the slightest shearing of flesh meant regrown tissue and a split meant another monster entirely.
Two youma jumped. Out of old habit, Devourer flicked to slice through both, Hector's shoulders dragging his slim sword through youma flesh like it was cardboard. As one lay wriggling and reforming, he chopped through it again: this multiplied each wriggling half.
Youma count: now eight, circling like sharks.
"What, every time something isn't funny," said his captain with gritted teeth, "or just this once?" (Jesse's sense of humour was more teenaged than Hector's.) "Got a plan, genius?"
Hector punted an oncoming youma like a football. It hit a storefront hard and fell, dazed.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:09 pm
"I always knew you had it in for me!" Laocoon attempted to holler back but it came out a little wheezy. Eight youma. Eight, Devourer-crazy youma that were going to keep multiplying until they either couldn't multiply anymore or they killed the two cavaliers. And all the green-haired teen could think of was how this was an absolutely shitty way to die.
Holding his rapier flat and bracing against his palm, he used the flat side like a very small shield. Hey, it had worked holding the bull back and the bull was a lot stronger than these little guys. But the bull had also been bigger, slower, and unable to regenerate when he'd poked its eyes out. Only Hector would take them out on a day when the sword-resistant youma were out. Only Hector.
Similarly, only Hector would take him completely seriously in the middle of the battle. He didn't even have the decency to pretend to sympathize. b*****d.
Brows still pinched in concentration – the shoving method wasn't working so well – Laocoon made a noise that started as a laugh but ended up somewhere closer to the giggle end of the spectrum. "Just this once, you imbecile, I have a reputation to—" Oh. Oh. It was if the sight of the dazed youma had flicked the on switch in the Cavalier's brain and his face lit up instantly.
"I do! I do! I need, we need uh something not sharp – which would be dull – like a club or a…. a… Oh hell, I don't know. But we need to harness your superior skills. You know, me Hector, me smash?" He made a jerky movement with his fist in the hopes that his captain might catch on. With the gathered crowd, finding a weapon to use as a club was going to prove extremely difficult. There was a car, but that would be useless. "D'you see anything useful? Anything at all?"
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:27 pm
Hector did not say 'your head,' but his impulsiveness served him well. He bashed the nearest youma as hard as he could with the pommel of his sword. This was followed by a footstomp to the area just above the grossly swollen node of the mouth, and at another footstomp the youma dissipated into gritty dust. He whooped in triumph.
Pommelbashing seemed to do the trick, so long as you followed it up with some vicious headstomping when they were dazed. The youma started to disappear one by one. They were the warriors of Prince Alexandros. They were nothing if not efficient. A single starseed rattled to the sidewalk: as Laocoon took care of the last monster, Hector took it over to woman a bystander was already taking care of. It sunk into her chest as he gently pressed it in.
"Nice," he said, and with the rush of adrenaline was laughing as he elbowed the other cavalier in the arm. It was all Hector saying, "Seems there's a brain in there. Should kiss you for winning us the fight, brother cavalier, but I should punch you in the gut for being a jackass. Which first?"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:12 am
Laocoon gave Hector the equivalent of a golf clap before starting on his own side of the youma circle. Pommelbashing, however crude it was, seemed to do the trick. For the second time since his arrival through the mirror the cavalier was very pleased to have the ornate hilt. Not only was it good for poking the eyes out of bulls, it seemed it was also good at acting like a club. Hector seemed so good at bashing that Laocoon had to wonder if he'd done this before. Perhaps his host body was a very avid wack-a-mole player.
Hector finished first – no surprise there, his skill outweighed his stamina – and the green-haired cavalier brought up the rear. The last youma disappeared into dust when Laocoon stomped him on the head, making a face as he did so. It was a little gross, stomping on youma's heads to kill them. What was the point in wielding swords when you couldn't use them for a clean decapitation?
For the first time since they'd mirrorwalked, he grinned, lips curving upwards at Hector's words. "Only if I get to hit you twice for being in insufferable jackass all the time, oh brother mine. I don't know if I shall ever forgive you." Laocoon was only half-teasing as he sheathed his sword.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:25 pm
"You better forgive me, son. I'm your captain and blood-sworn brother, and I don't know why I put up with you at -- "
The sirens had blended in with the other background noise. There was a security guard. Maybe the city had gone too long with associating weapons with the Dark Kingdom -- they were in a city where associations were blurred either way -- but white-faced and wild he raised his gun at Hector and Laocoon. The bystanders were already yelling at him. That was nice, distantly. "Stop it!" a man was shouting. "Stop it, they were here to help!"
When he shot anyway, he was brought down by three other people. That was nice too: true bravery. Hector had moved in front of Laocoon and spread his arms out wide, mock-beseeching, and after the gun report he flinched. It had been a short, swift crack. "Go, move it, go," his captain was saying, and they both shot through the crowds still sheathing their swords.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:50 pm
Laocoon had ninety nine reasons why Hector put up with him (even if being a b***h wasn't one of them). Unfortunately, he didn't get to share any of them with his captain as a wayward security guard had finally showed up on the scene. Alas. And they'd all be such insightful reasons too.
He frowned at the sight of the gun, eyes darting to Hector to see what his captain's call was. It wasn't like they could just mirrorwalk their way out of this one. They could always stun the guard or pull an innocent bystander in his path to ensure their getaway. Before he could suggest either to Hector the crowd all but stole his second idea, rallying forward in their defence. Aaw, how sweet.
It was too bad the security guard wasn't feeling the same way.
Had Hector chanced a look at Laocoon after he'd stepped between him and the gun-bearer he would have seen the briefest look of surprise, mixed quite possibly with a bit of fear. Honest expressions on the cavalier's face were quite rare. His face just seemed to move without his permission – or so he said – making him a very responsive person. Genuine surprise wasn't one that Hector would have seen often; it was possible the last time had been when Hector had (somehow) managed to beat him at chess.
The expression disappeared instantly, however, when Hector commanded him to go. Eager to get out because they were shot at again, Laocoon made his way hastily through the crowd and back towards the alleyway. "Going~! Excuse us, pardon us, thank you very much!"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:03 pm
Trust Laocoon to move through crowds with a mix of excuse us! Sorry! Thank you, pardon us, ma'am! -- as they wound their way through the back streets and back to the alley they'd started in. The cavalier of the Hollow leant back against the cool bricks and closed his eyes only briefly, but that was also enough to give the cavalier of the Maze enough time to guess. Deduct.
But it was Jesse who was more the wounded, irritated animal than Hector was. All he did was look at Laocoon, eyes half-shut with concentration or distance. His expressions were the direct opposite. He tended to show them as they came, accepted them for what they were, and he'd raged at him on more than one occasion: don't push down what you feel! You'll lose the moment!
"I need you to play doctors with me," he said carelessly. A slightly ghoulish grin. "You up for it?"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:27 pm
And deduct Laocoon did, since he never simply guessed (the nerve!).
His eyes met Hector's when the other cavalier opened his, staring like Hector's eyes were going to tell him everything he needed to know. Laocoon would have been infinitely less sympathetic (and also less guilty) if the cavalier of the Hollow had only made it out of there with a few youma-related injuries. It had been his fault, after all, charging in there blindly. But he hadn't counted on the security guard, should have moved to protect his captain. After all, in the long run who was more valuable?
Laocoon forced himself to swallow down any bitterness that came with that thought and focus on Hector's wounds. "Mmm when do I pass up the opportunity to bandage you up and listen to you gripe? Your place or mine? I have candy~" Because candy made all the difference.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:10 pm
"Candy's dandy, liquor's quicker," said Hector. If Laocoon didn't know better, he wouldn't have guessed any wounds on him at all. The captain was many things, but he was also indefatigable. "You got a mirror in your room?"
Turned out he had. The moment they passed the skin of the mirror his captain was stripping off his cloak, fumbling with his quilted shirt. A glove went crashing to the floor. For all the comments the other cavalier could have made about captains and their urges to strip for their underlings, it went away at the hole in Hector's shoulder. Hector looked a trifle resigned.
"Turns out I'm not faster than a speeding bullet," he said. He was holding up the shirt and squinting at a minute tear. "Thought so. Took a piece of cloth with it when it went in. I saw this in Ma -- whatever, son, just take my word for it."
He was sitting down on Johnny King's bed, staunching the wound with a hand -- no, he was holding it open. "You ever played that game with the naked guy who buzzes, genius boy?" he said. "Operation?" He was blustering. He was probably a little afraid.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:00 pm
Indeed he had. A nice, full-length one, perfect for mirrorwalking. He'd purchased it shortly after the bull incident, wanting a safe passageway to his room. Of course, it meant allowing every other parallel safe passage to his room but it was worth it. (So long as Hector didn't show up in the middle of the night to harass him).
Laocoon powered down as he passed through the mirror, putting his glasses on as he let Hector get settled. The room was just short of meticulous. Everything was in its proper place, which meant in a drawer, a cupboard, or in the many jarred contained placed around the room. The latter were filled with a variety of sweets, ranging from jellybeans to liquorice to mini Oreo cookies. Laocoon hadn't been lying about the candy.
Johnny returned from his shared bathroom with a container of hot water, a pair of tweezers, and a box of the largest side of band-aids. "Of course you're not faster than a speeding bullet. And as far as I recall I am older than you so you can stop it with the 'son' business." His mouth was set in the grim line again, though whether it was because he was displeased or simply unsure of what he was about to do was yet to be seen.
As much as he wanted to be truthful and say he'd never played Operation, he said instead, "I have a steady hand. Lie down, it'll be an easier angle. Do you ne-want something to hold onto?"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:53 pm
"No," said Hector, and fell back on his bed with a whumpf. "And stop it with the much-older-than-me s**t, my child, because your a** can't be older than nineteen and my driver's license says eighteen in September."
Which meant that Dylan's roomie had been set back a year. Which was all the more embarrassing for Dylan's roomie. He stared up at the ceiling. The ceiling was bare and clean and white. Sovereign Heights kids got nice rooms compared to the prison cells back home. Simmering with resentment was easier than ignoring the pain in his shoulder and the baffled shock of did I just get shot?
He shuffled, trying to get comfortable, but seeing a grim Johnny King approach you with tweezers and hot water set you not at ease. "I can take it," he heard his mouth say. "You probably think I'm too stupid to feel pain, right, Mr. King?"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:42 pm
"Maturity has to count for something."
If Johnny noticed that Jesse had been held back a year he didn't say anything. It was hard to think of other things when his brain was trying to pull every bit of information to bullet removal it possessed to the forefront. He wasn't a medical student. The worst thing he'd pulled out of someone had been a splinter and that hadn't been life threatening. The bullet wasn't going to pull itself, and in a metaphorical kind of way Jesse was like that cop partner protecting his detective ally. Maybe even protecting a forensic scientist.
Did he just compare Jesse to Agent Booth?
The green haired teen swallowed as Hector settled, moving to lean one knee on his chest for stability. He couldn't stop himself from making a nervous, breathy laugh at his captain's words. "No, I think you're too proud to admit it. Don't forget to breathe. Please."
Face screwed up in concentration, he pulled the fabric further away from the wounded area so he could get a better look. Well, here went nothing. "Tell me to stop if you need it," he said so quietly it was almost inaudible. Then, he retrieved his tweezers from the hot water and set to work.
Twelve painstakingly slow minutes later, Johnny had the bullet between his tweezers and was pressing Hector's uniform over the wound. "Hold this, I need a cloth." His hands are shaking now, but he can't bring himself to care too much.
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