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 Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:30 pm
*watches as the puppies fall down a hole and gets executed for animal cruelty* It wasn't me!! *leaves a will*
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:48 pm
*picks up will and gets a papercut, then dies during a seizure due to the color red*
I leave behind a braid of Hair
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Aristocratic Views Captain
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:19 pm
*gets snipes while watching the braid of hair* XP *leaves a fork*
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:54 am
I just can't take it any more...*suicide by jamming fork viciosly into left eye, drops: stuffed panda
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:53 pm
How cute a panda! *I hug it and it's paws strangle me- I leave behind my oven mits*
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:51 pm
*puts on oven mits and gets roast chicken out of the oven...but it's and unholy zombie chicken that beats my head in with the oven racck ane eats my brains!
*leaves behing and empty skull
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Aristocratic Views Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:56 pm
Skull falls through the floor and hits me on the head. I leave a brain that fell out of my head.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:00 pm
This brain is perfect for an experiment... *does a test which blows me up* *I leave my laboratory*
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:28 am
Uses labratory to clone the Megasloth which steps on me
Leaves: Megasloth with one wet foot
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:19 pm
God damn, that thing's gigan- *God smites me for using his name in vain, and I leave a red ribbon*
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:05 am
Picks up red ribbon and gets mobbed by starlings looking for nesting material
drops: astuffed peguin
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:58 pm
Picks up stuffed pengiun and cuddles it
*beaten to death by walrus hungry for pengins
drops a box wrapped in plain brown papper
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:07 am
I wonder what this could be?. picks up box, shakes it, and heres it tick. Throws away box, runs into street screaming and is hit by a little old lady. I leave behind my ball point pen
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:58 pm
*drinks the ink and dies of poison* *leaves behind a giant robot*
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