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 Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:04 pm
Granted. But someone steals it just after you finished paying it off and demolishes it.
Btw? You have no insurance.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:32 pm
I wish I had french bulldog!
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:45 pm
Granted. But it viciously attacks a small child
and you lose in a lawsuit that's sueing for over
half a millions dollars. Plus, the put the dog down.
I wish I'd stop forgetting to post a wish. xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:16 pm
*Granted*
But your wish kills the thread and nobody ever posts again
*I wish my roomy would quit parking in the driveway that only holds one car so I wouldn't have to park half a block away and walk to my house in the heat* (Did I mention I'm the only female in the house?) stressed
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:22 pm
Granted. But when your roomie has to park that far,
he gets stabbed and mugged, getting him sent straight to the ER.
(I know, sick right? Happened to my second cousin.
He's permantly in a wheelchair now.)
I wish I had a place where I could have my own roomie. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:33 pm
Bamby-Luv Granted. But when your roomie has to park that far,
he gets stabbed and mugged, getting him sent straight to the ER.
(I know, sick right? Happened to my second cousin.
He's permantly in a wheelchair now.)
I wish I had a place where I could have my own roomie. 3nodding granted. but your roomie is a rapist. (that sounded evil) i wish i had my own laptop
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:34 am
Granted. But it's invested with porn sites and
constant pop-ups for p***s inhancements. xp
I wish my friend wasn't such a floozy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:38 am
Granted he's no longer a floozy but he's not your friend anymore muwahahaha.
I wish for a a bucket of kfc.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:06 am
Alright, porno! xD
And i dont need no enhancements
Kidding aside, granted. But the chicken in the bucket is alive.
i wish for more wishes.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:24 pm
'I wish for more wishes', 'I wish for more wishes', 'I wish for more wishes'...
Granted.
You wish for more wishes except since all your wishing for is 'to wish' and not wishing for something; its basically a endless cycle that turns into you just sitting in front of a mirror repeating this same line mindlessly...
'I wish for more wishes', 'I wish for more wishes', 'I wish for more wishes'...
Here's something for you to play with:
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:44 pm
Granted, but he's your son.
I wish for five dollars!
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:01 am
Granted, but you later realize the national currency has changed and now Lincoln's floating head haunts you wherever you go. Where. Ever. You. Go.
Play nice.
I wish spring break was longer.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:27 am
Granted,But the government stopped it because they likes school
I wish I didn't have a tendacy to break out in tears(XD)
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:40 am
Granted. But now you never cry and people feel you have no emotion for anything and dislike you now.
I wish I didn't have so much work to catch up on for college!
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:43 am
Granted.But your teacher kicks you out of college for not doing anything.
I wish I didn't have such a weird cellphone.
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