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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:14 pm


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Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

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Or maybe he was scared of that creepy-assed fish and was crossing the road to get away from him in the first place.
A POST! *Huggles your post.* Maybe he was running to his lover, the fence post.
Or he saw a white rabbit in a tail coat! oO
Or people were hunting in the ocean for their turtle soups so he moved to the city and was just crossing like any normal person does.
Maybe he's on BROADWAY!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:56 pm


    Oh, I have a joke!
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.
    *Insert fake laughter here.*

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:02 pm


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    Oh, I have a joke!
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.
    *Insert fake laughter here.*


Uuuh...ha?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:28 pm


What did Mario say to Luigi when he saw the sexy goomba?
"I wanna jump that"

No no, really. Funny joke:

Why did the tree fall?
A vegetarian went hunting.

*insert generic audience laughter here*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:50 pm


Plz no Racist ok

there is a New apple deleted race pronoun here kid its his fisrt day at a new school so the teacher say he has tgo write a story using the three colors green pink and yellow he say ok my phone go green green i pink it up and i say yellow

YEAH THAT SUCKED I KNOW
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:54 pm


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Plz no Racist ok

there is a ---- kid its his fisrt day at a new school so the teacher say he has tgo write a story using the three colors green pink and yellow he say ok my phone go green green i pink it up and i say yellow

YEAH THAT SUCKED I KNOW
I shall edit your post... eventually!

Done. Now it's no racism.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:32 pm


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unknown_keyblade
Plz no Racist ok

there is a ---- kid its his fisrt day at a new school so the teacher say he has tgo write a story using the three colors green pink and yellow he say ok my phone go green green i pink it up and i say yellow

YEAH THAT SUCKED I KNOW
I shall edit your post... eventually!

Done. Now it's no racism.
I learned it differently, with more racism.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:07 pm


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unknown_keyblade
Plz no Racist ok

there is a ---- kid its his fisrt day at a new school so the teacher say he has tgo write a story using the three colors green pink and yellow he say ok my phone go green green i pink it up and i say yellow

YEAH THAT SUCKED I KNOW
I shall edit your post... eventually!

Done. Now it's no racism.
I learned it differently, with more racism.
It wasn't really racist. I just didn't want someone to go claiming that it was.

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