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Z's a Brother of the Agiel!

Sounds like fun. But let's add some icing to that cake, shall we? ::takes out a hot metal pick:: We'll shove this up his fingernails first.

Not with this. It's too small. A mere annoyance, hardly worth anything. Now this....on the otherhand.....::takes out a hot crow bar:: This should do it justice.

*looks at Phan and the crowbar*
we have time for fun later....
*looks at ZO*
and you....oh.....im gonna enjoy this...
*ritualistically beats the s**t out of ZO till he screams and crys and is nothing more than a broken shell lying on the floor in a puddle of his own blood and urine*
....now that we are done with the foreplay lets get onto the serious fun.
*looks to Phan*
mistress may i see that crowbar plz? ZO has some tender spots that need seeing to.
*smiles wickedly*
get ready ZO...i havent even begun to pull things from my little bag of tricks and tortures...
*looks back at Phan*
and after this you may do as you wish to me for any offense i have inflicted upon you mistress
*bows then begins working on ZO*

Ouch........damn. I'm dieing again. I seem to do that alot in this guild......wonder if that good ol revival faerie will save me again.
*dies* *is revived by Cloud from FF7 with a Phoenix down when Pb isn't looking*
This calls for a different kind of torture in retaliation. Well......nah.
*grabs a big rock and bashes PB's head, knocking him unconscious*
Now to see that you don't move for awhile.
*chains PB to the ground in multiple fashions, many of them rather painful*
*In a ceremonious voice* This man has angered me greatly! It takes me great effort to not beat him into a bloody mess with my fists, I know very well how satisfying that would be, but I also realize the foolishness of it as well. I believe it best to try and get some answers from this man's bloody carcass, so will now perform anthropomancy, with Darken Rahls own knife.
*gets to work cutting out his intestines as PB wakes up*
Almost done, I shall have the answers I seek.
*reaches the climax of the procedure*
Yes! Yes! I will find out the answer to my questions at last! Mwahahahahaha!
Innocent bystander (horribly scarred for life I might add): "What question are you seeking the answer to?
Me: ..........I don't know..........
*turns back to PB*
Ummmmm.......I want......I want to know, will I live to be an old man?
Response from the guts: NO. You shall die withing a week.
Me: Wait a second.....It wasn't supposed to say that.....uh oh.

*looks up, lol* Not what I planned when I made this thread. Ah, well.

MY PET! ::packs Agiel through Chubby's mouth and into her throat::

Glad to hear it. But did I tell you you could miss me? ::ties her up to a pole and stars swinging the Agiel by the gold chain letting it whack her wherever and whenever it wished::