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 Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:48 pm
Hmmm... now there was a Pokemon in front of him. Well, that wouldn't make it easy to leave the room. Simply because he couldn't move any further, he spun around to face Seth as he approached.
If it hadn't been obvious before, 1337 made it perfectly clear now. "Remove it yourself." He already knew that would be impossible without tearing his head off, since the visor was clamped tightly around his head. However, he did give in slightly more, pulling off his little side pouch and tossing it straight at Seth.
Yet, to make matters even worse (1337 really didn't give a rat's a** at this point), he added "Oh, and please feel free to use the condoms in there with TRP! Since condoms obviously aren't standard issue equipment."
Even as Hayes seemed to try to pull the two men apart (figuratively) as a neutral party, 1337 seemed absolutely unconcerned.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:22 pm
Catching the pouch, Seth's expression darkened considerably.
Without so much as a warning, the elite wrapped his arm around 1337's neck in a tight choke hold while the other hand grabbed at his visor.
Seth gave the thing a good tug.... only to find that it didn't give.
"The hell?!" He jerked at it several more times, but the contraption didn't so much as budge. Thus he grabbed for the one thing that should, 1337's nose chain.
"I hope you're enjoying making a fool of your superiors. Because now you're going to do your damn coding from the brig! And don't think that's going to be the end of it either."
Releasing 1337, Seth shot a glare at Hayes. "Take him, and make sure he only has a Rocket issue laptop and uniform during his stay. My Luxray will be going with you."
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:33 pm
Several of the techs winced at the sight. That had to hurt.
Hayes, an affable bastion of sanity and calm, managed to only let the corner of his mouth twitch. When Seth looked at him any trace of amusement was gone, replaced by the same solemn look he'd worn on the mission. The blond saluted briefly with two fingers. "Sir," he responded with a slight nod.
1337 got a shrug and that sympathetic smile again as the agent headed for the door, cracking it open.
"Pi!" something objected on the other side.
Ever a lover of street theater, Switch had returned some time ago to listen from a safe distance. "Hey buddy," Hayes greeted his Pikachu quietly as he stepped out, looking back to 1337 and the Luxray to exit ahead of him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:49 pm
At the initial grab about his neck, he let out a loud laugh, however, he quickly hushed himself up just to conserve the air he had left in his lungs. When the chain at his nose was tugged, a small grunt escaped him. Even then, with that pain in his nose, his teeth still formed that ever present cocky smile. There were no words as he got the new directions, but when he was released, he took in a deep breath to compensate for his lack of fresh air when in Seth's grip.
After a few deep breaths, he merely stated "I would hope it wouldn't be the end so quickly. What fun would it be for you to go easy on me?"
It wasn't long before Hayes was leading the way to the brig. While still within earshot of Seth, he said nothing. Yet when they were at a safe distance, 1337 suddenly burst out laughing with only one thing to say. "Oh F*CK!!! That was fun!!!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:02 pm
Seth's shiny Luxray was a distinctive creature, well-known as belonging to the Elite, and the little procession drew looks from passing Rockets as they headed for the brig. Hayes rested his good hand on a Pokeball at his belt - there were markedly more of them now than there had been before the raid - and looked sidelong at 1337 with that smile. It was starting to become clear it meant 'you poor b*****d.'
"You.. have a weird idea of fun," the agent half-laughed, as Switch trotted along by his feet, looking up at the two hackers and occasionally at Hayes' shoulder, where he usually rode.
As they turned a corner into the high-security sector, Hayes looked at 1337, amused but inquisitive. "Have you ever coded in ********?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:06 pm
As soon as they left, Seth immediately went back to his hole and slammed the door once more. This time he remembered to lock it to keep any other idiot from bursting in. He had work to do.
Seth would be brooding in there for the next couple work days.
His shiny Luxray marched alongside 1337 and Hayes. The creature seemingly wearing his owner's scowl, although in a more permanent fashion. !337's declaration drew a low growl from it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:14 pm
"Yes, yes I have, Hayes, my boy!" Stretching out and lacing his non-gloved hands together, he cracked a few knuckles. Even as the large electric Pokemon behind him growled, nothing seemed to really dampen 1337's mood.
Eventually, he offered a little bit of insight as he simply stated "Everyone around here's too serious! Oh well, I'll have somethin' to keep me busy for a while!" He smirked, still completely amused apparently as he also pointed out "Everyone in our sector should be happy. I get to do their workload!"
There was a small pause.
"At least until I pass out!" And he laughed yet again.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:26 pm
"Good; learning it first would probably slow you down a bit."
Cracking his knuckles with a bullet-perforated hand, laughing uproariously, grinning like.. well, a madman might have been what Seth was dealing with here. If that was the case, there was no point; it was like trying to punch smoke.
Hayes showed mild amusement at 1337's antics, with a little 'hm' in places that were obviously meant to be punchlines and a faint grin. Switch flicked an ear, eyeing this strange visored Rocket.
"Really, everyone?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:37 pm
There was no hesitation in his response. There was no doubt in his tone. All he offered was a simple doofy "Ah-yup!" Both of his hands swung up and placed themselves at the back of his head, brushing against various wires that stuck out.
At least there had been one victory out of growing pile of failure for the day. 1337 still had his visor. Score: 1337 - 1, Seth - any other points obtained for the day.
God, 1337 had some catching up to do.
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