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Emerium

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:46 pm


Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:02 pm


Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:15 pm


PARTAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:17 pm


Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl


What would u do different?!
Cause from the looks of it, my plan is perfect. mrgreen

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:18 pm


Emerium
Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl


What would u do different?!
Cause from the looks of it, my plan is perfect. mrgreen

you must also add partay harday
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:20 pm


Requiom
Emerium
Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl


What would u do different?!
Cause from the looks of it, my plan is perfect. mrgreen

you must also add partay harday


WHAT!? Aren't partying and raping the same thing?!

Emerium

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:37 pm


I'd spend my last moments with the boy I love, cuddling him tightly.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:51 pm


Emerium
Requiom
Emerium
Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl


What would u do different?!
Cause from the looks of it, my plan is perfect. mrgreen

you must also add partay harday


WHAT!? Aren't partying and raping the same thing?!
4laugh 4laugh a-greeeeed xDDDDDDDDD

Shandri Dundragoon


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:04 pm


Something Invisible
by the way did anyone know that this phrase is used in one of nickelbacks songs?

Yeah, it was the song I was listening to when I wondered what everyone else would say...
it was either that or Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...
Awww, I love music! <3
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:10 pm


If it was my last day, I would play all of the instruments I could use in my reach and try to get a kiss from a boy. XD

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:14 pm


ok...you asked, and you were warned...

now, I shall tell you just a little of what I would do



First of all, I would start in this small town of Orangeburg where I am imprisoned for school and announce it to the entire town and provide compelling proof that would create mass panic and complete pandemonium. While everyone is going insane, burning down the city and hiding in their closets in the fetal position, I'll start amassing an army, starting with my 340+ marching band family, then the football team, then the cheerleaders, and anyone else who is smart enough to join. After Orangeburg is conquered, I will organize the army into squadrons and send them to different major cities and continue to add to it through the method of sweet persuasion. At least 8 hours after all this has taken place, my army should be the majority of the United States, and then we shall spread even further and take the globe...

by the 15th hour after this all has taken place, I shall have the necessary force and influence to have my way with the world...and then the fooly coolying shall begin

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but I digress...

after I have done all this and brought this failed social science experiment called society to its knees, I would go find a certain someone that I let slip through my fingertips a few years ago, and I would literally give her the world.

Right when the world is about to meet its end, I'm sure that a rebellious few would rise to oppose me. They would probably find a way to break into my impenetrable fortress and come to assassinate me. And after they kill my many subordinates, force their way into my inner sanctum and level their shotguns, Uzis, and AK-47s at me...

I'll aim my finger at them and say




Bang...






And after I am torn asunder by the barrage of bullets and left in pieces in a lake of my own blood, the sky would cry tears f blood, the sun would die with me and soon after, the moon would fall from the sky and wipe out the entire planet.


THE END





mrgreen
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:38 pm


XemryXIII
ok...you asked, and you were warned...

now, I shall tell you just a little of what I would do



First of all, I would start in this small town of Orangeburg where I am imprisoned for school and announce it to the entire town and provide compelling proof that would create mass panic and complete pandemonium. While everyone is going insane, burning down the city and hiding in their closets in the fetal position, I'll start amassing an army, starting with my 340+ marching band family, then the football team, then the cheerleaders, and anyone else who is smart enough to join. After Orangeburg is conquered, I will organize the army into squadrons and send them to different major cities and continue to add to it through the method of sweet persuasion. At least 8 hours after all this has taken place, my army should be the majority of the United States, and then we shall spread even further and take the globe...

by the 15th hour after this all has taken place, I shall have the necessary force and influence to have my way with the world...and then the fooly coolying shall begin

User Image

but I digress...

after I have done all this and brought this failed social science experiment called society to its knees, I would go find a certain someone that I let slip through my fingertips a few years ago, and I would literally give her the world.

Right when the world is about to meet its end, I'm sure that a rebellious few would rise to oppose me. They would probably find a way to break into my impenetrable fortress and come to assassinate me. And after they kill my many subordinates, force their way into my inner sanctum and level their shotguns, Uzis, and AK-47s at me...

I'll aim my finger at them and say




Bang...






And after I am torn asunder by the barrage of bullets and left in pieces in a lake of my own blood, the sky would cry tears f blood, the sun would die with me and soon after, the moon would fall from the sky and wipe out the entire planet.


THE END





mrgreen

Wow, I'm not sure how to respond to that, its kind of mixed between manically evil and really sweet in a sardonic sort of way.

If it was the last day and for some reason I knew, I would not do anything different than I normally do. I am satisfied with my life and I am right with God. Though (sorry the anti-illogical-ness in me) I know that we will never really know when the world is ending. It says (can't remember were atm) that not even the Son (of God) knows the time or day when the second coming is. (yes I am a Jesus Freak, if you don't like it, sorry, but its who I am)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:47 pm


uh, wow Xem.

well back when I hated the world, I wanted to take over it XD.

In the scenario I created in my head, I was a genius in bio- and mechanical engineering. mainly in gene splicing and gene altering technologies for the bio stuff. I managed to create dragons from splicing certain birds and lizards together. but I also used my mechanical abilities to graft extra weapons and equipment onto the stronger ones. and as a safety measure, I implanted a bomb into their minds at birth so that if they ever even thought of disobeying me it would instantly explode.

I thus created an army of dragons and soon took over the entire world. but it wasn't enough for me. I became bored and wondered if there were other worlds so I started doing experiments involving space-time. (seriously I was starting to go crazy when I had these ideas.) I finally managed to create a device that could break through into other dimensions. I sent my armies into these worlds and also conquered them. after only 5 years of ruling, the strongest-willed of the people broke into my castle and attacked me.

A great battle ensued between them and my most trusted dragon generals. somehow, they won and then came after me. of course they fired at me. before I could die, I drank a special vial (a trump card) rapidly transforming me into a dragon and healing my wounds. I grinned devilishly and began my slaughter. in the midst of this, my generals crawled to my dimensional gateway and destroyed it as a last-ditch effort. unfortunately, its destruction created a void that soon grew to absorb all existence.

The End. lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:54 pm


WOW! This thread went from Normal conversation about what u would do if the world would end,to Ruling the world with multi-dimensional dragons!
Congratz MGOR, u just made my day

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:55 pm


Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Requiom
Emerium
Shandri Dundragoon
Emerium
Do what they did in Medieval times mrgreen
1)Rape(Wait... its only rape if they dont like it, and if im in it, they'll love it)
2)Pillage((even though the worlds about to end, i can still call my self Uber-Rich, and as long as im in a Crazy-as-hell costume,which i will be, ppl will just think im crazy.)
3)Repent(cause the worlds about to end for Christ's sake!!!)
rofl rofl rofl


What would u do different?!
Cause from the looks of it, my plan is perfect. mrgreen

you must also add partay harday


WHAT!? Aren't partying and raping the same thing?!
4laugh 4laugh a-greeeeed xDDDDDDDDD

u got me there
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