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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:20 pm
PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo Sometimes it's more like "ARE YOU ALIVE?" *shakeshake* Whether or not I'm alive is subjective. I'm a grombie. GWAR! Scared you awake with my story that you believed because you were half asleep. biggrin ...*cry* Why must you already know me well enough to make statements like that?!Was I too informal ma'am? You know you didn't really have a problem with it... Ma'am. You don't know that, sir.My deepest apologies ma'am, I thought I was on a knowing-you streak so I just though I'd... Hey, there's no way this conversation is really happening with "sir"s and "ma'am"s You must just be asleep! Oh hi. You were daydreaming a second ago. What about? Aww! And it was totally the greatest daydream ever! Respectful males!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:23 pm
ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo ...*cry* Why must you already know me well enough to make statements like that?! Was I too informal ma'am? You know you didn't really have a problem with it... Ma'am. You don't know that, sir.My deepest apologies ma'am, I thought I was on a knowing-you streak so I just though I'd... Hey, there's no way this conversation is really happening with "sir"s and "ma'am"s You must just be asleep! Oh hi. You were daydreaming a second ago. What about? Aww! And it was totally the greatest daydream ever! Respectful males!Really? Was it one of those dreams where guitar playing hunks surround you and compete for your love with songs about how pretty you are and how sweet you smell and how nice you are and how they'd rather kiss you than die? I've never had one of those. ninja
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:45 pm
PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo ...*cry* Why must you already know me well enough to make statements like that?! Was I too informal ma'am? You know you didn't really have a problem with it... Ma'am. You don't know that, sir.My deepest apologies ma'am, I thought I was on a knowing-you streak so I just though I'd... Hey, there's no way this conversation is really happening with "sir"s and "ma'am"s You must just be asleep! Oh hi. You were daydreaming a second ago. What about? Aww! And it was totally the greatest daydream ever! Respectful males!Really? Was it one of those dreams where guitar playing hunks surround you and compete for your love with songs about how pretty you are and how sweet you smell and how nice you are and how they'd rather kiss you than die? I've never had one of those. ninja Really? Never had one of those, eh? And actually, it was nothing like that. It was about gentlemen in suits who play piano and open doors for you and tuck your hair behind your ear and kiss your forehead. Sigh...
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:09 pm
ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo You don't know that, sir. My deepest apologies ma'am, I thought I was on a knowing-you streak so I just though I'd... Hey, there's no way this conversation is really happening with "sir"s and "ma'am"s You must just be asleep! Oh hi. You were daydreaming a second ago. What about? Aww! And it was totally the greatest daydream ever! Respectful males!Really? Was it one of those dreams where guitar playing hunks surround you and compete for your love with songs about how pretty you are and how sweet you smell and how nice you are and how they'd rather kiss you than die? I've never had one of those. ninja Really? Never had one of those, eh? And actually, it was nothing like that. It was about gentlemen in suits who play piano and open doors for you and tuck your hair behind your ear and kiss your forehead. Sigh... Ma'am, most of that sounded like someone I'd want to be. Suits would get old after a while, and I only have 2 so there wouldn't be much variety. *Starts to drift into a daydream of door holding and piano playing.*
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:30 pm
That's a bit of an ambiguous post, sir... Did you say you would want to be someone like that?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:57 pm
Yes I would. I do hold doors open but I don't think I'm any good at piano, I don't wear suits often, and I've never tucked someone's hair and kissed their forehead. People probably wouldn't want their foreheads kissed by me anyways, ma'am, I'm... me.
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:10 pm
I can sleep with my eyes open... sometimes.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:13 pm
I can sleep on my back. Might be able to make a back-pack fort and not be seen. Or I could just not show up.
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:58 pm
I can only sleep in the fetal position or with my head on my desk. xD
Pulch, all girls want their hair tucked behind their ears and kisses on their foreheads! And I'm sure you are a perfectly lovely man. smile
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:08 pm
ALICExxo I can only sleep in the fetal position or with my head on my desk. xD Pulch, all girls want their hair tucked behind their ears and kisses on their foreheads! And I'm sure you are a perfectly lovely man. smile I have longer hair than most girls I know, I layer my beard (only two sizes), I'm sometimes a bit under active in conversation, I can say hurtful things without meaning to, and I don't shave my mustache.
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:16 pm
PulchritudinousFartJoker ALICExxo I can only sleep in the fetal position or with my head on my desk. xD Pulch, all girls want their hair tucked behind their ears and kisses on their foreheads! And I'm sure you are a perfectly lovely man. smile I have longer hair than most girls I know, I layer my beard (only two sizes), I'm sometimes a bit under active in conversation, I can say hurtful things without meaning to, and I don't shave my mustache. Well, aside from the hurtful things without meaning to, most girls can look past everything else. It's not all about being "attractive".
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:55 pm
*smack Pulch with a Les Paul 100* how's that for a daydream? 3nodding *flies away propelled by his own farts*
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:46 pm
Hey! You can't ask a question then just run away without letting me answer it! Everyone on the ground in positions! *Flies after you propelled by other people's farts.*
@Alice: No it's not.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:52 pm
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:55 pm
And now I've seen it once.
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