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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:28 pm
*Bites you as hard as I can in the hair.* ARG! Does it hurt?!
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:38 pm
-licks you with my rough cow tongue- dose that hurt?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:42 pm
*Makes you eat a magnet then puts metal objects against your side.* Is that uncomfortable?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:46 pm
Ohho -my poops helps power a methane digester that fuels the who damn farm!- Dose that sting the sting of jealousy?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:49 pm
LIES! I've seen what they really do with your poop! They use it as dirt and grow plants out of it! Then they feed the poop-plants to you!
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:57 pm
NEVER! We're highly more sophisticated, we do not use those practice any more. We eat pesticide and herbicide sprayed hay. Then after going threw our maze of four stomachaches we excrete it. Then Mr. Farmer John harvests it puts in a pond. There it sits slowly fermenting. After awhile when more is added to the pond daily some gets pumped into another holding pond about a mile away. There it sits and waits to be loaded into the methane digester. Once in the digester it is burned to creates a considered renewable energy source that not only powers all of the farm that I live upon but also enough power to send out to about 400 house that live not to far from the farm!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:01 pm
... In my day cows didn't even talk. Got 'em talkin' better'n humans now. -grumbles away-
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:03 pm
I'm not a cow! T-T I AM SAUCY! -ripps off cow suit-
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:08 pm
What? Saucy?! That cow ate you? Even so, ripping it is pretty mean. How would you like it if you ate a bug then the bug ripped you?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:10 pm
No, no it was me the whole time!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:12 pm
True, true. It was meat the whole time. I guess we do kill and eat meat... I don't know what to say anymore.
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:53 pm
> . >
Can I eats jur face?
It looks mighty tasty o 3 o
-lets her tongue flop out as she opens her mouth-
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:55 pm
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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