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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:49 am


Sorry forgot yous don't say that, eh it's just common in the underage clubs here, people aren't that self respectful in these places but everyones so used to it they don't care. And would it not come out or be really obvious if I used a female condom being fingered?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:23 am


This sure does sound romantic.
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LeRaven

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:40 am


I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SEX OR HAND JOBS HERE?

I thought we were talking about hand jobs like wtf you can't get pregnant from that wtf is everyone talkin bout
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:26 pm


OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CONFUSING.

What the ******** is a poke, to start with. Because if poke=sex, YES YOU CAN GET PREGNANT. But you can't get pregnant from just a handjob unless you're like, totally naked and pointing it directly at your cooch.

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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:48 pm


Poke = finger. I'm talking about if he pokes me after I give him a handjob
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:09 pm


If he has c** on his hand and then touches your v****a with it, then yes it IS possible to become pregnant.

I mean jesus, it's not rocket science.

v****a + semen = pregnancy risk.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:29 pm


I mean just have him wash his hands first.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:58 pm


tl;dr: Yes there's a chance you'll get pregnant if he gets c** on his hand then fingers you.
Don't even think about wearing a female condom.
Just get fingered first, then give him the handjob.
Makes life easier.

Edit: If you're too worried about it, then don't do it.

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Alexaandraa

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:03 pm


...this whole thread just screams classy.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:37 pm


I am just going to really hope that this is a troll and leave.

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Diuy

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:42 pm


Frizz, if you're so worried about this why don't you act your age instead of going out clubbing and hooking up with some ********?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:46 pm


Also, meaningful relationships don't start out with a handjob and a "poke." Just if you were wondering.

Diuy


Daniclone_23

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:50 pm


yeah, you can get pregnant from facebook pokes.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:49 pm


Danico_23
yeah, you can get pregnant from facebook pokes.


rofl rofl rofl GOD I LOVE YOU.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:20 am


Diuy
Also, meaningful relationships don't start out with a handjob and a "poke." Just if you were wondering.

Where in the hell did she say she was looking for a relationship? She's just looking for a hook-up; come the ******** off it.
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