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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:21 pm
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"The STD to end all STDs" - Have non-a**l sex with a zombie. "Plays with dolls" - Dress up a zombie.
"So ronery" - Dress up a zombie as an anime/manga/video game character.
"Hardcore p***y" - Kill yourself if your family/friend/lover/etc turns... by letting them eat you.
" Movie Hero”- Kill a zombie that was a zombie extra in a zombie movie when they were alive.
"What are the odds?" - Encounter someone you sort of knew (like a coworker, acquaintance, classmate, etc) after the initial outbreak, living or undead. "I didn't like them anyway" - Kill said person if they're a zombie or alive.
"It'll be like old times!" - Let said person join your group if they're alive.
"I wonder what it's like over there" - Travel to another country.
"I wonder what it's like WAY over there" - Travel to another hemisphere.
"And I didn't even get any souvenirs!" - Travel to every major city in your country.
"Sightseer" - Travel to every major city on your continent.
"What is this, an RPG?" - Set foot on ever continent (excluding Antarctica).
"The sky's the limit" - Operate aircraft during the zompocalypse.
"Too much time on your hands" - Construct an impracticable object.
"FAR too much time on your hands" - Construct a large impracticable object.
"SCIENCE!" - Make said object able to kill zombies.
"What the hell are you doing?" - Start collecting zombies.
"Wait, you're serious?" - Print out this topic as a to-do list for Z-Day.
Bring Down the Mountain - Cause an avalanche or rock slide to bury 10 or more zombies
Spray and Pray - Fire an entire clip of an automatic machine gun at a group of zombies without killing a single one
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:22 pm
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15 Love - Kill 15 zombies with a tennis racket
30 Love - Kill 30 zombies with a tennis racket
40 Love - Kill 40 zombies with a tennis racket
Bathroom Bully - Dunk a zombie into a toilet bowl and flush
To your Health.. err never mind - Toast to a zombie's health before shooting it in the head
Spray and Pray Payoff - Fire an entire clip of an automatic machine gun at a group of zombies and kill at least one
Spray and Pray Master - Fire an entire clip of an automatic machine gun at a group of at least 10 zombies and kill everyone of them
The Predator - Hang 10 zombies you personally killed by the ankles near you current stronghold
Ironically, he smells better- Find and Kill a french zombie.
That's racist!- Kill a zombie who was in a minority in life.
Courage wolf- Bite a zombie.
Spy!- Backstab a zombie while dressed as a zombie.
Whoa, wait what.- Join up with any three of a Vietnam veteran, Nerdy chick, Black banker, or a tattooed biker.
Boredom deterrent.- Make a list of all of the achievements listed on 7chan, mark them off as you achieve them, make a beep-boop noise every time you achieve one.
Gentleman - Meet a zombie in combat and do combat like a gentleman; bare-knuckled, and never hitting below the belt.
Pugilist - Kill 5 zombies with punches alone.
Fists of anger - Kill 10 zeds with punching
Fists of rage - Kill 15 zeds with punching
Fists of fury - Kill 20 zeds with the weapons your mother gave you; your fists.
Power Punch - Kill a zed with a single punch, placement optional
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:24 pm
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Hot Knuckle Sandwich - Beat on a zombie while your hands or whatever's on your hands is on fire.
Once a street fighter, always a street fighter - Go below the belt on a zombie 10 times.
Use the head - Headbutt a zombie and kill it.
Guns are for pussies - Top a gun-wielding survivor's kill count with melee weapons.
Weapons are for pussies - Get the highest kill-count of all your survivor buddies with just fists.
Team-killer - Kill a survivor allied with you.
Yellow card - Get left for dead by your remaining allies after killing a team-mate.
Red card - ******** it up, and die a team killing b*****d. <******** you ref!" - Survive the ditching, and kill the rest of those assholes.
Big red butans - Launch a post-apocalyptic nuke.
Big yellow butans - Prematurely detonate a nuke.
Meta gamer - Achieve 100 of these goddamn 7chan z-day achievements.
Hardcore Meta gamer - Achieve all 7chan z-day achievements, barring those that require your death or are mutually exclusive.
Microsoft survives - Achieve something on an x-box post z-day.
BASE skills - Kill a zombie upon landing from a BASE jump.
Air-to-ground missile - Kill a zombie with a formerly airborne plane
Ground-to-air missile - Kill an airborne zombie with a land vehicle.
Untouchable - Use mechanized armor to plow through a crowd and take no harm.
Touchable - Mess it up, and get killed or infected while attempting "Untouchable".
The One Free Man - Acquire a crowbar and wield it in a scientific manner.
G-man - Kill a Zed with a briefcase while dressed in a blue suit, sibilant voice optional
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:27 pm
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Try something else - Attempt and fail 5 7chan z-day achievements.
If at first you don't succeed... - Try, fail, try again, fail once more, try once more for laughs and succeed at achieving an achievement.
Achievement-tard - Think up 30+ z-day achievements.
Welcome to rapture- Kill a zed with a monkey wrench.
"Pacifist" - Disable 7 zombies rather than kill them outright
Mystery Meat- Eat any five of these meats in any one combination Dog,Rat,Horse,Cat,Cow,Fowl,Monkey,Human, Fish,Whale, Rabbit,Deer,Pig
Men From Mars-become abducted by aliens during the zombie apocalypse
Live Long and Prosper-Engage in consensual sexual relations with aliens during zombie apocolypse
Xcom Rookie-Kill said aliens
Xcom Sergent-Kill said aliens and capture tech
Xcom General- Capture aliens, use tech, save over 50 humans and kill over 500 zombies using said tech.
By My Fury- Slay over 50 beings living or undead while in a fanatical rage-must be close combat melee,shotguns,pistols only- minimum of 5 melee kills
How Real men LARP-kill a living or undead being with a Cardboard weapon
Tolkien-eske- Join a three man group with at least one wielding the following- a sword,a bow, and a axe
Survivea-nista-explain to confused survivors how your skin-tight leather/vinyl/rubber/pvc bodysuit is pratical
Warrior of Metal- Legitimately kill over 10 living/undead creatures in melee combat while listening to power metal
Possum-Pretend to be dead to avoid attention of survivors or raiders
Brotherhood Initiate- Forgo saving survivors to save important technology (Power plant, Dam, Broadcast tower)
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:29 pm
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Brotherhood Trooper-Forgo saving survivors to save technology (Car, computers, Televisions,Cameras, Batteries, Radios)
Brotherhood Paladin-Forgo saving survivors for mundane technology (Calculators,MP3 players, CD's, Pocket poker games
Blood For The Blood God-Spill over 100 Gallons of blood (animals blood spilled is 1/4rd)
Skulls For The Skull Throne-Decapitate over 500 beings
The Butcher- Split open enough meat to cover a surface area of x yards (can't think of one now)
True Bard- Perform music while your comrades engage living or dead opponents for atleast 5 minutes or 10 encounters
Closer Than We Thought- Become close to those who were once your enemy
Techno Viking- Slay over 10 undead while listening to Techno,Elctro,Trance
Gygax Be Damned-Beat Tomb of Horrors during the zombie apocalypse
Terrible DM-Kill Gary Gygax's zombie
Serious Reenactment- Speak in Ye Olde Enlgish speak for over a week straight
DEATH OR GLORY!- Full on charge an overwhelming group of zombies when cornered
My Love For You is Like a Truck-Blindly charge through a building/significant mass to kill any being, through any matter
Well, What Now?- Use the last shell you saved for yourself
Out With a Bang- End one's own life taking at least 5 beings with you with an explosive device l (can tie together with other achievements) l You're Coming with Me- Through any measure sacrifice yourself killing at least 1 creature as you die through outside means=explosives, traps, landslides, elevator shafts, crumbling building,deep pits (this excludes combat)
Lucky Duck- Become Bitten but do not turn
De-Terminator-Never once give up or give into the end of the world
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:32 pm
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Green Lantern-Let your willpower be what drives you to survive
Red Lantern-Let your hate and bitterness be what drives you to survive
Blue Lantern-Let your hope be what drives you to survive
Yellow Lantern-Let your fear be what drives you to survive
Love After Life-Find your significant other/others during the zombie apocalypse
No Love After Life- Never find your significant other/others=die alone
The Audience is Dead-Start a band during the zombie apocalypse
9mm Diet- Kill the surviving member draining the most resources
The Marine-Drive forward to avoid an explosion/Dive as something explodes
Atlas- Be the pillar of strength for your group
Camp Councilor-Provide psychological support for your comrades.
It's a legitimate strategy- Stay in one place, with a scoped weapon, for over three days.
Hax!- Shoot a zombie while it is in mid air.
Mason Dixon line- Cross from the southern U.S. into the north or vice verse.
Two of a kind- Meet someone else during the apocalypse who is working on their 7chan z-day achievements.
Don't be that guy- Talk a survivor who has gone temporarily insane down.
Internet tough guy- Kill a zombiefied version of Sergeant Bruce Willis.
Moria of Megaton- Write a book about surviving the apocalypse
I Fight For My Friends-Let keeping your loved ones alive be your purpose in surviving
Show Me Ya Moves-Challenge a Sentient enemy to Hand to Hand combat confidently
Chain Combo-Hit an opponent over 20 times without being interrupted (opponent must be near your own speed so a crippled zed doesn't count)
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:34 pm
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The Hawk man Cometh-Slay a zombie in close combat while in a wheelchair
Don't Worry I'm a Doctor-Perform medical treatment without clear knowledge
Paging Anon, Report to The E.R-Perform field surgery
Metal Daze- Hack through a mob of at least 20 beings under the effects of Heavy or Power metal
And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth-as a average or below average fitness person, outlive the more athletic members of your team
Bros Before Hoes-Don't abandon your friends for any stray p***y that turns up
Fooled ya once - trick 10 zombies into thinking you are another zombie
Fooled ya twice - trick 5 zombies into attacking another survivor by attacking him/her first
Fooled ya thrice - create your own personal zombie army of at least 25 zombies
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! - kill 500 zombies in an amusement park
Dastardly deed - tie as many zombies as you can to a railroad then commandeer a train
THAT'S DISGUSTING... but hilarious - capture a male and female zombie and give them both lethal doses of aphrodisiacs then lock them in a room together and see what happens
Round 2... FIGHT!!! - survive the zombie apocalypse only to accidentally start another one
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting! - never use a single melee weapon but your five finger greetings
Thriiilleeeeeeeer - if chosen to be a lure for your groups trap attract the zombies with a dance routine from M.J.'s Thriller
We have liftoff - strap a zombie to a nuke and launch that f@cker
Unwilling sacrifice - purposely trip a fellow survivor when running from zombies in the hopes they go after him rather than you
Patsy - eat all the food supplies you can and when your fellow survivors start asking questions, blame it on the fat guy
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:35 pm
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Can we keep him? - keep a zombie on a leash within your sanctuary
Yeah z-day will do that - lose 20+ pounds while surviving
How did you accomplish this? - gain 30+ pounds while surviving
Overkill - cripple 15 zombies then stuff a grenade in thier mouths
Absolutely coo-coo - sanitize and claim a 2X2 Acre area of land as your own then secede from the nation
Little ray of sunshine - start a comedy club in any working city
Divide by hero - impress a chick by cleaving a zombie completely in half vertically
Presto! - stupefy a zombie with a magic trick
Fight club - start a fight club in the basement of your fortress
Rule #1 - be the only person in it
Rule #2 - Survive the apocalypse without anybody ever finding out about your fight club
Rule #8 - Beat the s**t out of yourself
Deja vu! - Dress a zombie up as Nemesis then go to town on it with a rocket launcher
DO NOT try this at home! - fight a zombified crab
Wait!... let me go make some popcorn - capture and strip 2 attractive female zombies, cut them open, sow human flesh inside them, then throw them in a makeshift arena and enjoy the show
It's not fat! - gain 100+ pounds in ammo
Why so serious? - give 5 zombies a Glasgow smile
Doing it wrong - fall in love with/pork a dude while surviving
St. Nick's got bourbon breath - ruin at least one Christmas during the apocalypse
IT'S ALIIIVEE! - play Frankenstein with zombie parts
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:36 pm
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Why so curious? - discover the cause of this mess
Machiavelli - claim that you tried to stop it from happening in the first place
Cracking down - start/join the local z-extermination squad
Boredom fighter extraordinaire - develop/maintain/update/contribute to a website that keeps adding s**t to do in this list
Shifts and giggles - trigger "THE" earthquake that will separate California from the rest of America
HI-O SILVER! - ride piggy back on a zombie
Nerd! - try to make everyone believe that you know everything there is to know about zombies
All in bad taste - dress up as a zombie for the next Halloween party
Martha would be proud - decorate your home/fortress with various zombie bits
On your toes - Kill a zombie while sitting at your computer desk, not knowing the apocalypse has started.
+3 Charisma - Get everything you need + family members out of your house within 10 minutes and leave.
FATALITY! - Daze a zombie, then knock his head off with a sledgehammer.
CHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG - Kill 10 zombies with a jackhammer
CHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (hard mode) - Kill 10 zombies with a jackhammer while it is off
Fair Warning - Achieve "On Your Toes." Then tell 7chan about it, with video proof.
Ironic, lol - Kill a zombie while watching a zombie movie/reading a zombie book.
Wait, what the ******** is this? - Get a chain-mail text message during the Zombie Apocalypse.
LEROOOOOOYYYY!!! - Rush into a group of zombies with a large weapon... alone.
Don't touch me! - Survive the warm parts of the zombie apocalypse with nothing on.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:37 pm
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Don't touch me! (hard mode) - Already be with a group of survivors, and cover yourself in Vaseline.
IIIIIIIDIOT!! - Throw your gun at a group of zombies.
Master of Puppets - Strap explosives to a zombie and throw him into a large group of zeds.
Sweetness salvager- Eat part of a tub of ice cream or another frozen food after the power goes out, because it would go bad otherwise
Vendor vandalism-smash 5 vending machines to loot them
Showcase nutcase- destroy 20 display cases to loot them, jewelry stores and museums are examples
Crawler Clubber (better than baby seals)- Melee 10 zeds that have fallen on the ground and are still moving
Invisible banana peel award- fall to the ground randomly in the middle of a battle
Fore!- kill 4 zeds with golf clubs
Fore the win- kill a zed with a golf ball
Spud rocket- kill a zed with a potato gun or air cannon
Safari hunter- kill a wild animal
Can’t save the world with out ‘em- wear gloves into battle
Card trick- make a zombie fall or die from throwing cards at it
Mad hatter- throw a total of six porcelain plates and cups
The Blue Raja- throw 50 pieces of silverware at enemies
Bull’s-eye- kill a zombie using only darts
Aegis- Carry a shield into battle
Shotgun Phalanx- hold a line and kill at least 50 zombies or hold out for half an hour
Spetsnaz- kill a zombie while doing a back flip
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:39 pm
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Acrobat- evade an attack with a back flip or other acrobatic move
Bullion statement- kill a zombie with something made of gold
Music appreciation- listen to twenty hours of music after the apocalypse
Multipass- steal a police badge or government ID off a zed
Pickpocket- steal an item off a zombie (Animate or dead, can stack with the Yoink! Achievement if it is moving)
Career Pickpocket- steal 50 items from zombies (animate or dead)
Ringo- Steal 5 rings from zombies
Into the underworld- enter a subway or underground area
Dweller of the underworld- secure a base in an underground area like a subway
Like a walk in the park- set foot on a park during the apocalypse
Captain obvious- be the first to tell someone that the dead are rising
Captain oblivious- talk to a zombie
Master of the obvious- be the first to tell three people that there are zombies walking around
Tagger- graffiti a wall or building
Chop till you drop- Raid a mall
Frank West Award- set up a base in a mall and survive for three days
Captain planet- plant a tree or a group of plants
Farmer- plant a garden
A bountiful harvest- at east one meal of food from the garden
Doppelganger- encounter a look alike of yourself, can be human or zombie Natural selection- survive a natural disaster
Following the crowd- Dress up as a zombie to blend in
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:41 pm
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Double agent- kill 10 zombies while dressed as a zombie (If stealth kills, can stack toward ninja assassin awards)
Gesundheit- sneeze in a battle, or fight an enemy while fighting a cold or fever too
Montezuma- scalp a zombie
You moaning to me?- taunt a zombie
Break a leg- kill a zed while you are on stage
Leggo my Eggo- hit a zed with a waffle iron
Bucket head- blind 10 zombies by placing objects, like buckets, on their heads
Oops- accidentally injure a survivor
Tomb raider- loot an establishment that is underground
You are being monitored- kill a zombie with a computer monitor
Lord of the slings- kill a zed with a slingshot or sling
Chucker award- kill 10 zombies by throwing things at them (Can stack with other achievements)
Mother chucker- Kill 50 zeds with thrown objects
Spear chucker- kill a zed with a javelin-like object
Stoner- kill a zed by throwing rocks at it
Jihad stoner award- Kill 5 zeds by throwing rocks at them
There are some mother ******** zeds on your mother ******** plane- encounter a zombie while on a plane or kill a zombie while riding in a plane
High altitude hunter- kill 5 zombies while in a plane or in midair from something like a zip line, towers don’t count
Every kill begins with K- kill a zed while in a jewelry store
Butcher- dismember 5 zombies
Oh, it’s that old prank again…- roll a tree or a house with toilet paper
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:42 pm
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Arsonist- set a house or other large object, like a big tree on fire
Tribute to Adam West- dress up in a batman suit and kill a zombie, or kill a zed with a bat-arang
Most magical place on earth- visit a Disney land theme park during the apocalypse
Thrill seeker- set up a base in an amusement park
Shut up, just shut up- kill a survivor for a superfluous reason, like if they have an annoying voice Lynch mob- hang a zombie (counts toward Predator achievement)
Home improvement- kill a zed with a nail gun/rivet gun or a similar weapon
Jerk- eat nothing but jerky for a day, you can still drink whatever you want
Trick or treat- kill a zed that is wearing a costume
All your base are belong to us- secure 5 bases
How’s it hangin’?- maintain contact with another group of survivors
GTFO hero- break through a window to escape from a room
Hurdler- jump 6 different fences
Iron hurdler- jump a barbed wire fence
Slasher- Make an opening through a fence
Demolition derby- wreck 5 cars
Bunker buster- clear or destroy 3 barriers, fences count if they are not chain link
Street surfer- Ride on top of a car/ on the hood of a car and kill at least three zombies, truck beds don’t count.
Bed banger- kill a zombie while in the bed of a truck
Bunker builder- create 10 barricades
Meat-wad wall- create a barrier from slain zombies
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:43 pm
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Veteran- survive 5 attacks on a base where damage was at least done to a barricade
Plead the fifth- kill a zombie in a courtroom or similar area
Icarus- fly off the ground, planes, helicopters, and hang gliders are examples
Quite a workout- kill a zombie in a gym
Just a flesh wound – bleed from an attack but do not get infected, another human can inflict this wound
Protection payoff- take a hit from an enemy, but be okay because your armor took the damage
BUMP- shield bump a zombie, also counts toward protection payoff
Life saver- save another person from an attack while in battle
I owe you one- receive important aid during a battle
Thanksgiving- receive food from another person
I’d like some more, sir- ask the person that gave you food for some more
It’s dangerous out there, take this- give someone an item
Ummm…No- when someone asks for something, reply to them “ummm…no” as if it is an impossible request Trollin’- argue about something pointless
Now is not the best time- have a serious conversation or argue in the heat of battle
Door jam- hit a zombie with a door
50-50- slice a zombie in half
Half and half- shoot a zombie then finish it with a melee weapon
LMAO- slice an enemy’s butt off
/k/ommando- collect 100 weapons
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:44 pm
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Get a clue- kill a zombie like how a person in the game clue can die, like in a dining room with a candlestick
Back to the kitchen- yell back to the kitchen while killing a female zombie
Primal instinct- have sex out in the open. Zeds don’t have to be around, you just have to be in a place that is outside
John Connor award- when you meet a survivor, tell them your name is John Connor and that we are the resistance Iron chef- kill a zed with a frying pan
Iron stomach- eat out of that frying pan
SPARTAAAA!- kick a zombie off a cliff or elevated surface
Sakuya Izayori award- kill a zed by throwing a knife into its head
The dastardly Desu award ~desu- say “Desu” after every sentence for a total of three days, which don’t have to be consecutive ~desu. You must say desu at least 100 times each day.
Rozen maiden master- say desu over 9000 times, you should really keep track with a counting system
Broken boken- a zed with a fake weapon like a wooden sword
Replica Rogue- kill 20 zeds with replica weapons, fake weapons, or toy weapons.
Slicing through the jungle- acquire a machete and use it
They call him machete- wear at least 5 machetes and score at least one kill from throwing a machete at a zombie (Can count for the Sakuya Izayori award if it kills, but the thrown machete must at least hit for this award)
I lost my marbles- throw at least 500 marbles at zombies, using them as a ground trap counts, but you can throw them in handfuls too
No, really, I am fine- Get injured but not infected, can stack with the Flesh wound award
Iced out- wear at least 5 pieces of jewelry in battle, must include a necklace and rings at least
Novelist- write 20 pages of stories
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