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 Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:24 pm
"Later, we went to my quarters. She had flexibility, and I had reach."
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:46 am
Talking to Joker after you recruit Garrus.
Joker:
"Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his a**."
Talking to Joker after some missions and asking him how the crew is doing.
Joker:
"Seems like Garrus has finally pulled that stick out of his a** and is now beating people to death with it."
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:33 pm
If you play a female Shep, and go into the recruiting room in afterlife the guy says something like. "Sorry babe, the room for striper is one over." and if you put the reagade trigger she pulls out her pistol and says, "Show me yours, I bet mines bigger."
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:50 am
I always get a kick out of hearing this as I'm walking through Illium.
"This one has forgotten whether its Heat Sink is over capacity, it wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:27 am
LOL it took me a few minutes to get the reference... rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:56 pm
Rana Thanoptis (scientist from Virmire in ME1): So I'm just going to run like hell before you blow this place up or something, because i know how you work.
Conrad Verner: Getting the whole getup was pretty expensive, but my wife was really supportive. She even paid for my shuttle fare off-world!
Asari bartender: *facepalm*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:09 am
Balvyne I always get a kick out of hearing this as I'm walking through Illium.
"This one has forgotten whether its Heat Sink is over capacity, it wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate." "Enkindle THIS." I love that ad xD
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