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 Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:31 pm
Granted. You meet Denise Milani but oneday as you two spent the night together she turned into a psycho path and set you on fire. You screamed in pain as you were burned to smitherines.
I wish I to leave this world.
(who is Denise Milani?)
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:34 pm
Granted. You end up in mars instead, which is inhabited aliens that take you in and probe you.
I wish I had a kitten!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:42 pm
Granted. The kitten appears to be loving and caring. But one night as you slept it crept into your bedroom with a chainsaw in its paws and cuts you shreds, as it enjoyed the sound of you screaming in agony and pain.
I wish I could beat my older brother in Taijutsu.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:48 pm
Granted. But you kill him.
I wish I could run at over 30 mph!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:10 pm
granted. But you ended up running into a volcanoe. Where you gracefully fell in and burned to death.
I wish I did not witness half of my family members die before me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:40 pm
(REALLY!?! eek )
Granted; instead you witnessed all of them die before you.
I wish I had a super duper high powered bb gun! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:55 pm
(Yes, seriously)
granted. Your bb gun gets stolen by ten year old who shoots you until you fall to the ground in pain.
I wish I was never born)
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:47 pm
(How did it happen!? eek )
Granted, but instead you were born in an incubator by a cloning device and sent to slave away on a farm under extreme oppression until one day you were chopped up and had your organs sold to another person.
I wish I knew how half your family was slaughtered. whee
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:25 pm
(Family was shot to death)
granted. Oneday a gang of criminals roobed us in broad daylight at our home. My family tried to stop the robbers from taking everything we had but it was no use. They shot and killed half of my family members in cold blood and took off with everything they could get their hands on. I was onlu ten at the time.
I wish I could disappear.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:17 pm
Granted, the world seems happier and cleaner without you.
I wish I had telekineses and telepathic powers.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:37 pm
Granted, but your powers end sending yourself in a perpetual state of mindlessness and pain becuase you accidentally try to read your own mind.
I wish I had a puppy!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:12 pm
Granted. The puppy turns out to be a explosive creature created by Shapers, and apparently, when you touch it, it explodes and acid spews out everywhere.
I wish I could have dark, mystic powers, capable of destroy all who stand in thy way, and annihilate every planet within the universe!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:10 pm
Granted, but before you get to use them you destroy yourself.
I want it dirty with the full bass on.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:30 pm
Granted. No clue what that means, obviously involving a bottle of alcohol and a woman, but before you could start it all, I head-shotted you with a sniper gun.
I wish this wish could wish this wish, which could wish this wish, and could wish this wish?
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:02 pm
Granted, except that fact that you added a question mark to the end invalidated it as a wish, and now it's more of a question, making nothing happen.
I wish I could fly! blaugh
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