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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:41 am
Dornkus klikkhaus A short, curvacious as all hell in a hour glass kind a way, redhead with a pretty face and a quircky/fun personality, who is honestly on of the most likable person I've ever met. klikkhaus So yah. She can fill a pair of jean pretty darn well. And she only reaches my chin!
And I'm pnly medium height! Like 164cm if I remember correctly.
She's so adorably tiny!
She's alot on the geeky side,
computer programing, sci-fi, occasionaly comic book full on geek.
Which you never fully expect when you see her all dressed up in her
risque short dresses.
But then she just goes into full geek mood and half of the time you dont
know what the hell she's even talking about, but it's alright, since she's bucketsfull of fun even then. klikkhaus Ah.
I might have gotten her geekyness wrong a bit
=S
She's really more D&D kinda nerd then comic book ,
and a huge crime/mystery novel and film kinda geek. Short, nice, curvy, geeky and into mystery novels? You just made her up to torment me, didn't you?
xD
A pretty curvy geek with a room filled with mystery novels.
And that's totaly more tormenting really.
Knowing she exist but in another country.
Muhahahaa.
Did I mention she has very pretty greenish kind of eyes?
Well she does.
And she has a lovely singing voice.
And a rather good cook.
Torment for youuuu!
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:41 am
geeks rock, yo.
Incidentally, if - as a lady- you want to pick up guys, frequent the geeky haunts.
Since I started doing proper Role-playing with vampire Masquerade at the tabletop-role-play club at uni I've got a surprising amount of male attention 0o
They're lovely guys but I wasn't going to reciprocate, still it's a nice bit of flattery -haha
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:59 am
I adore geeky guys.
Unfortunetly my geekyness
is not the most sociable kind.
Movies and books.
And the whole role playing thing is just not my style,
so I almost never meet any properly socialy akward geeks of the male kind wo are not already in a relationship or gay.
]=
Which sucks since for some obscure reason I find geeks very attractive
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:48 am
Take smart classes. ;D
The guy I have a crush in is geeky, I met him in my epidemiology class.
A fourth year of science isn't mandatory at my school so it was only people who wanted a fourth year of science who took it.
(He's transferring out at semester though because he hates the class and would rather take the open period than continue though. D: )
I tend to like geeky guys too, there's a really cute one that works at the Borders near me.
You could try hanging out at a library or bookstore, klikk.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:20 pm
Oh no my dear.
It is all truth.
Wonderful sweet tormenting TRUTH!!
'evil cackle'
If it makes you feel any better,
you are parted by more the the ocean.
Seeing as how she's already taken by tall dark and handsome.
Although the TD&H in this case is in fact a equaly geeky, tall lovely brunette female.
8D
All the best ones are in a same-sex relationship I tell you!
(Although she's bi not lesbian but still! My point is still valid!)
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:45 pm
klikkhaus Oh no my dear.
It is all truth.
Wonderful sweet tormenting TRUTH!!
'evil cackle'
If it makes you feel any better,
you are parted by more the the ocean.
Seeing as how she's already taken by tall dark and handsome.
Although the TD&H in this case is in fact a equaly geeky, tall lovely brunette female.
8D
All the best ones are in a same-sex relationship I tell you!
(Although she's bi not lesbian but still! My point is still valid!) I knew it! Well, at least I was close. I figured she was either a lesbian or a robot. It's a good thing I put off swimming to Iceland for one more day. Also, short girls always go for tall people. And tall girls always go for tall people. Come to think of it, it would seem girls will only like you if you're tall. Unless you happen to be Danny DeVito. Everybody loves Danny DeVito. And I am not Danny DeVito. What was I talking about again?
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:46 pm
Dornkus I knew it! Well, at least I was close. I figured she was either a lesbian or a robot. It's a good thing I put off swimming to Iceland for one more day. Also, short girls always go for tall people. And tall girls always go for tall people. Come to think of it, it would seem girls will only like you if you're tall. Unless you happen to be Danny DeVito. Everybody loves Danny DeVito. And I am not Danny DeVito. What was I talking about again?
Not a lesbian
She was dating a guy before.
But yes.
Girls do tend to go for the tall ones.
No idea why.
Even if I find the tallish and slightly heavy type attractive.
I don't know whyyyy.
Maybe it's the conviniance of having someone who can reach high places for you.
Totaly.
And Danny DeVito is groovy as all hell.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:59 pm
klikkhaus Bisexual dear.
Not a lesbian
She was dating a guy before. I know you said she was bisexual. I was just stating that I had guessed she either was only into girls or was not human (because that's how these things go). That is why I said I was " close" (it was another way of saying I was wrong while trying to add a little positive spin on it). I can easily see why you would think that I didn't notice that part. I didn't really choose the best sentences, and I should have thought more about my comment. Bleh, I think I'm over-explaining myself. My whole point is: I know; it just sounded like I didn't due to poor wording. klikkhaus And Danny DeVito is groovy as all hell. You're damn right he is.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:39 am
Dornkus klikkhaus Bisexual dear.
Not a lesbian
She was dating a guy before. I know you said she was bisexual. I was just stating that I had guessed she either was only into girls or was not human (because that's how these things go). That is why I said I was " close" (it was another way of saying I was wrong while trying to add a little positive spin on it). I can easily see why you would think that I didn't notice that part. I didn't really choose the best sentences, and I should have thought more about my comment. Bleh, I think I'm over-explaining myself. My whole point is: I know; it just sounded like I didn't due to poor wording. klikkhaus And Danny DeVito is groovy as all hell. You're damn right he is.
Unless if it starts becoming akward.
But then the person not explaining can ussualy get a laugh out of it,
and honestly. If it brightens someones day it can be too much.
But yes.
I stake claim on this miscommunication since I have discovered
that I was obviously not paying close enough attention too you wording now that I re-read it.
I think you might be right on that second thing though.
I have suspected her of being a robot for quite some time now.
I mean, I find everyone annoying at some point
(or 24/7 actualy, even if I never really let people know of it since I find it unfair too be bitchy to people just because I have some severe and unreasonable issues with them)
And yet, I can not recall a single moment of finding her annoying.
Not. A. Single. One
That's just not natural.
D=<
So yes. I suspect her of being a robot who will eventualy destroy us all
or possibly being a very talented hypnotist.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:12 am
klikkhaus So yes. I suspect her of being a robot who will eventualy destroy us all
or possibly being a very talented hypnotist. Probably a hypnotic robot. She must be here to lure everyone into a false sense of security so that we do not foresee Judgement Day (the Terminator one). Very sneaky, Skynet! We're all screwed!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:37 pm
Dornkus klikkhaus So yes. I suspect her of being a robot who will eventualy destroy us all
or possibly being a very talented hypnotist. Probably a hypnotic robot. She must be here to lure everyone into a false sense of security so that we do not foresee Judgement Day (the Terminator one). Very sneaky, Skynet! We're all screwed!
Well she is very good with computers,
I should have known.
So yes. She will destroy us all.
And I'm not sure the Terminator can save the day this time.
He's gone all old and flobby
D'=
Dooooomed.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:15 pm
klikkhaus Dornkus klikkhaus So yes. I suspect her of being a robot who will eventualy destroy us all
or possibly being a very talented hypnotist. Probably a hypnotic robot. She must be here to lure everyone into a false sense of security so that we do not foresee Judgement Day (the Terminator one). Very sneaky, Skynet! We're all screwed!
Well she is very good with computers,
I should have known.
So yes. She will destroy us all.
And I'm not sure the Terminator can save the day this time.
He's gone all old and flobby
D'=
Dooooomed.Plus, even if he were in his prime, he probably wouldn't be immune to her charm.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:31 am
PREPARE FOR MASSIVE MULTI-QUOTE MADNESSfirst (my comments will be italicized btw) Dornkus * Well, like most men, I like curves; however, I'm more of a posterior guy than a chest guy (I'm trying to put this as politely as possible). I also like a little bit of weight on women; I'm not a fan of a skeletal system covered in skin. Not too much, of course. * Too much muscle is a turn off. * I prefer dark hair colors; brunettes to be specific. Dark brown to black to be even more specific. Hair should be shoulder length or longer and have bangs. I also like a girl who looks good with a ponytail (a ponytail with bangs of course). ( though as i've already said, i go nuts for redheads) * Due to my being vertically challenged, I really like short women. Tall women look somewhat, for lack of a better word, strange to me. ( same thing here, but i've got my own personal bodyguard lol, my best friend XD) * Above all else, though, I'm a sucker for a pretty face. I can't really define what a pretty face is; I just know one when I see one. ( if theyve got beautiful eyes, bonus points) Personality wise? * Sweet/caring. * Kind. * Not too crazy; a little quirkiness is good. * Modesty; this includes not being to pride and not "showing it off," if you know what I mean. * I guess it could boil down to a "good girl." Someone raised with morals similar to mine. to use a common phrase from 4chan whenever a thread like this one is made, are we samefag? how tall are you btw? im around 5'4"-5'6" tbh seriously, aside from a couple of differences, we have the same taste (so to speak) in women O.o and Dornkus Personality wise? * Sweet/caring. * Kind. * Not too crazy; a little quirkiness is good. * Modesty; this includes not being to pride and not "showing it off," if you know what I mean. * I guess it could boil down to a "good girl." Someone raised with morals similar to mine. unfortunately, much like true gentlemen such as you and i, they are a dying breed, so to speak (srry, couldnt think of a better phrase for it D: ) though usually, whenever i see a girl like that, they're usually already taken DX klikkhaus P.S I have a friend that's like a mixture of Dornkus and Xylert taste xD A short, curvacious as all hell in a hour glass kind a way, redhead with a pretty face and a quircky/fun personality, who is honestly on of the most likable person I've ever met. ಠ_ಠ klikkhaus (Seriously, that girl somehow got both the nices posterious, largest chest and possibly the flattest stomach I've seen. Which is just faintly unfair when coupled with the fact that her hair is just amazingly red in a her-head-is-on-fire kind of way and one of the most likable personality known too man. Some people appearantly get it all.)  then reverse it for a great rack/not-so-great butt Zizzykitty detailing why Kingdom Hearts is one of the worst RPGs ever and why it massacres many Final Fantasy characters. the FF series was stagnant until KH, besides, we got to see updated versions of a bunch of old FF characters -.- but thats just me fixed? Zizzykitty makes running uncomfortable. >.> <.< klikkhaus I actualy like playing Kingdom Hearts klikkhaus (My friend occasionaly likes corsets...like...genuine old school ones. Which with her already large chest and flat belly is just...frightening. I swear every time I see her in one I fear her boobs are going too attact someone! D= ) klikkhaus after the lesbian sex with the Queen, helping Humpdy Dumpdy get over his erectile disfuntcion, learning how too give a b*****b from the Mad Hatter, giving lectures about how not too have sex before marriage too some random girl humping the knight and appearantly learning about masturbation from a rock) klikkhaus learning about masturbation from a rock wat klikkhaus It make her cleavage need its own gravity field!! epic cleavage lol (my minds in a bad, bad place right now >.>) Dornkus What was I talking about again?  s**t! where's John Conner when you need him? D:
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