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You just leave that to me, my plans hardly ever fail......unless my kid sister happens to shove her way in.

Besides, the only folks smart enough to look under the boxes would be Yukari, who would be helping us in the first place.

~Reimu~
Bribe to defeat.
(And Defeat Means Friendship!)

~Ran and Chen~
The same as Yukari.

~Marisa~
I still need to devise a way to deal with her.

~Sakuya~
Pics of Remi in various outfits anyone?

~Yuyuko~
Toss her some food and run like hell.

~Youmu~
Tell her that Yuyuko's hungry again, and craving fish.

~Remilia~
Say that Flandre escaped.

~Flandre~
Tell her that Remi wants to play.

(The rest will come once I figure them out enough to defeat, and as we all know, Defeat Means Friendship!)

I know many different weaknesses, so it'd be child's play to distract 'em.
The only possible Spanners In The Works would be the members of the Nine Squad.

Simple, STAY AWAY FROM BOTH FLOWER FIELDS.

Deals with both Yuka and Meddy.
Don't wanna get poisoned now do ya?

Well, enough about Yuka for now, what about when dealing with you, Rumia?

("Or have Mystia. With Marisa, I'm gonna need a few more things...")

inb4 we bring a ******** army only to end up safe and sound in the human village

........I love this idea for a mission :3

But Makai isn't Hell. Hell is closer to where Shikieiki resides, where the dead are judged, unless you plan to go to the FORMER Hell of Blazing Fires.