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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:59 pm
I had a dream that my dad was a magical penguin that can grant me any wish...I wished for a unicorn....then the unicorn ate him... .___. BAD UNICORN!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:02 pm
I woke up this morning and 9 of the 10 voices said wake up! and the 10th voice was still asleep...so I listened to that voice and kept sleeping.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:03 pm
Also one night I had a dream I was Taylor Swift...and I'm a dude!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:05 pm
1 pound of peanut butter can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:06 pm
Step outside and smell the roses on a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others a**l gasses!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:07 pm
Need to use the bathroom? When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:08 pm
We all like a man who gives a nice firm hand shake. However, you might want to think twice before returning the firm grip. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:11 pm
An elephant can poop a 7-gallon pile.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:19 pm
Wriggle.
Wriggle.
Wriggle.
Wriggle.
Wriggle.
Wriggle.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:39 am
Monotoned everyone in the world is going to die,
but I'm covered.
'cause I bought a helmet :]
be jealous. wink oh yeah, well i bought a bunker, a shotgun, and a mail-order bride... i win... xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:42 am
Guild Carver1 Also one night I had a dream I was Taylor Swift...and I'm a dude!! i bet Kanye came out of nowhere and snatched your dream from you...
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:53 am
XemryXIII Guild Carver1 Also one night I had a dream I was Taylor Swift...and I'm a dude!! i bet Kanye came out of nowhere and snatched your dream from you...
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:21 am
Guild Carver1 XemryXIII Guild Carver1 Also one night I had a dream I was Taylor Swift...and I'm a dude!! i bet Kanye came out of nowhere and snatched your dream from you...
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:01 am
XemryXIII Guild Carver1 XemryXIII Guild Carver1 Also one night I had a dream I was Taylor Swift...and I'm a dude!! i bet Kanye came out of nowhere and snatched your dream from you...
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:05 pm
One time I was all like- Ooh! shiny object! Oh wait, what was I talking about again? rubber ducky's? Heh heh, my ducky is named edwardo.... Heh heh, peurto rican elves whee
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