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 Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:59 am
Choir bus, sophomore year. Two choirs were crammed on it: Bel Canto (which I was in) and A Capella.
This one guy in A Cap randomly said "my tux smells like cat piss."
And the director was like "well, why did you let your cat piss on it?"
And the guy was like "...."
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:48 pm
AriaStarSong Last year we were working on a song called Tres Cantos Nativos, it was a collection of three native chants from the brazillian rainforest. Really really fun to sing. Anyway, it starts out with the guys humming a pedal note, and the girls are supposed to make jungle sounds over the top. So we're hissing like snakes, trying to imitate monkeys and parrots, y'know, the usual, but there, of course, a few girls who think that making animal sounds is lame, so they refuse. Finally, Steighner gets fed up and stops, saying the everyone has to make some sort of noise. We start up again and from somewhere in the back of the choir we hear someone mooing. the most interesting part was the argument as they tried to convince Steighner that a cow was a jungle animal. Sorry, was reminded of that by Queen Arwen's post. biggrin I remember singing that song at my junior HS year of All-State. It was a lot of fun. Except when the risers almost broke. Our director had the men stomping on the risers during the middle section.
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:34 pm
This just happened this weekend during our concert. 3nodding So, next to the choir room there's a hallway with a bunch of practice rooms leading off of it. During the concert, we aren't allowed to go watch the solo acts ( stressed ) so I was in one of the practice rooms hanging out with some of my friends and the door was open. I look out and I see one of our resident gayboys skipping down the hall in a red dress and a wig singing 'Turnaround'.
Later that night, I found out he was dressed that way for the senior skit, and was supposed to be dressed up as Mrs. Kalbach, one of our directors. But it was still pretty weird. xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:00 pm
ThisIsJello This just happened this weekend during our concert. 3nodding So, next to the choir room there's a hallway with a bunch of practice rooms leading off of it. During the concert, we aren't allowed to go watch the solo acts ( stressed ) so I was in one of the practice rooms hanging out with some of my friends and the door was open. I look out and I see one of our resident gayboys skipping down the hall in a red dress and a wig singing 'Turnaround'. Later that night, I found out he was dressed that way for the senior skit, and was supposed to be dressed up as Mrs. Kalbach, one of our directors. But it was still pretty weird. xd That. Is. ********. AWESOME! O_O!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:28 pm
On the way to state choir festival last year we played truth or dare, and it was getting really funny... and the last dare that we did (which of course was mine) was that I had to go to the bus driver and tell him that I needed to use the bathroom, so he'd have to stop at the next gas station. (we were on a charter bus with the bathroom in the back) and when he told me to go to the one in the back, I was supposed to tell him that I couldn't do that because I had to poo, and that if I pooed in that bathroom I'd stink everyone out of the bus.
xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd It was so funny... his face was priceless. I was proud of myself because I got all the way through it without cracking a smile... until he looked at me with that funny face. Even Our choir directon was cracking up. It was great. whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:58 pm
Ayamechan Choir bus, sophomore year. Two choirs were crammed on it: Bel Canto (which I was in) and A Capella. This one guy in A Cap randomly said "my tux smells like cat piss." And the director was like "well, why did you let your cat piss on it?" And the guy was like "...." Umm....I know of a Bel Canto choir in my area. Where're you from?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:09 pm
Pharaoh Ramases Ayamechan Choir bus, sophomore year. Two choirs were crammed on it: Bel Canto (which I was in) and A Capella. This one guy in A Cap randomly said "my tux smells like cat piss." And the director was like "well, why did you let your cat piss on it?" And the guy was like "...." Umm....I know of a Bel Canto choir in my area. Where're you from? Central Missouri. o.o;
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:44 pm
Ayamechan Pharaoh Ramases Ayamechan Choir bus, sophomore year. Two choirs were crammed on it: Bel Canto (which I was in) and A Capella. This one guy in A Cap randomly said "my tux smells like cat piss." And the director was like "well, why did you let your cat piss on it?" And the guy was like "...." Umm....I know of a Bel Canto choir in my area. Where're you from? Central Missouri. o.o; Oh, okay. Just asking.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:40 pm
Um... more randomnes. Yay! Well, sometimes during class, our choir director, Sir, likes to pretend he's black... or something. Now Sir is short, bald(with a very shiny head, I might add xd ), and very white. But still, when he was teaching us about theory, instead of saying four, he kept saying fo. xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:20 pm
this may be kind of disturbing, but once during rehersal, we took a break and started telling funny/nasty stories. our director chimes in with hers about giving birth and her gynocologist appoinments... we couldnt compete...
i'll never forget her description of "the d***o from hell"
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:23 pm
my director also has some really random statements on the way we sing and the way she wants us to sing... also remember that we're a women's chorus.... teehee
"altos, i need some more testosterone! you're such hefty fairies!!!"
"c'mon girls! BIRTH the baby!"
"sing from the v****a!"
"sopranos, i need you to be the bubbles in my champagne."
oh... and many many more... she was so awesome.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:29 pm
Well, it's not so much random as more of an inside joke between every student in the choir. Whenever our director gets cocky or pissed or whatever, he moves his head in this weird way that makes him look like a bobble-head. So we all call him "bobble-head" behind his back. ANd it's doesnt really help that there's this charicature of him on the wall that just helps with the name.
It's really creepy when he does it with his bug eyes.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:55 pm
well actually one time in choir My Choir Director was like okay everyone you've got to sing like Black people not White people and she started trying to sing like the black people in like church choirs we were just like okay............ And shes usaualy the kind of person who doesnt talk much and is verry quiet atleast until she sings ...........she was like lift your hands to the sky and Praise God we just kinda stood there and tried not to fall over laughing...
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:41 pm
I say random things all the time, things that never have anything to do with anything! xd Sometimes I'll just say "Bee" while the director is trying to direct and start laughing.
Heh... sweatdrop The people I care about think I'm funny....
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:19 pm
Ayamechan AriaStarSong Last year we were working on a song called Tres Cantos Nativos, it was a collection of three native chants from the brazillian rainforest. Really really fun to sing. Anyway, it starts out with the guys humming a pedal note, and the girls are supposed to make jungle sounds over the top. So we're hissing like snakes, trying to imitate monkeys and parrots, y'know, the usual, but there, of course, a few girls who think that making animal sounds is lame, so they refuse. Finally, Steighner gets fed up and stops, saying the everyone has to make some sort of noise. We start up again and from somewhere in the back of the choir we hear someone mooing. the most interesting part was the argument as they tried to convince Steighner that a cow was a jungle animal. Sorry, was reminded of that by Queen Arwen's post. biggrin That's, like, one of the most awesome things ever. o.o; *gasp* I wanna sing that song!!
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