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 Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:05 pm
MC Relevant Fine by me.
Since you're a *tator, I'll stomp you till you're crushed, like *napoleon./
*Nick a load, he in (Nickelodeon) to more broomsticks than custodians./
My rhymes are Dynamite, like *JJ in the old show he in/
that'll brake you down just right, like crazay slugs with sodium./
You catch more balls in *'69 than the New-York-kNICKs-did./
This match is your fall, you'll get *fixed like a new-born-b***h,-kid./*ThaNickTATOR
*Napoleon Dynamite, the scene where the kid stomped his tators in his pocket. Also note the word Dynamite was used in the 2nd bar, for the whole movie name.
*Whole line has 3 puns. Nickelodeon, Load into (inside) broomsticks meaning just like semen he's into (inside) dicks, the broomsticks (dicks) custodian part is self explanatory.
*JJ = This.
*Position 69, also year 1969 new york Knicks basketball team.
*b***h meaning female dog? That tater tot thing blew my mind (especially because that's the only five minutes of the movie I've seen.) Sorry about the hold up. One thing led to another, and I ended up getting s**t-all done. I'll put one tonight or tomorrow morning. I also like the way the footnotes served their own purpose, but also served as a semi-subtle condescension.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:32 pm
This kids swinging blind, quick-quick-slow'n the tango*,
caught on the north face, no idea where his hands go*.
No progression forward, and nowhere else to turn,
like a chunk of francium, even my whettest verses burn*.
The reaction's definitely negative, and the feedback's quite the opposite*,
Looks like the mystery, Relevant* but he can't find a way on top of it.
*Tango step is Slow, Slow, Quick, Quick, Quick; someone clearly dancing Merengue would also clearly not know what the hell they were doing.
*Hand placement is very important in rock climbing ...
*Francium is a highly electronegative element that burns when in contact with water. Thusly, whet, while meaning sharpened, also fits in as a reactant to the combustion reaction.
*Positive is the opposite of negative. A positive feedback loop would mean that the bad s**t would continue to happen (probably at an exponential rate.)
*If you say it fast it is Mister Irrelevant!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:10 am
Almost forgot about this s**t here... x__x;;
Well, posting.
*His addiction to immaturity has me Thinkin' nick a teen (nicotine).
He's trying too hard, it seems, but he'll never make a scene,
*Don't make me box you in a Cage, Nicholas, you're no fighter like Johny.
You'll be Gone in 60 Seconds the Second you make the mistake to try me.
I'll Bring Out The Dead in you, send you to the City-Of-Angels.
Take your Face Off, leave your body shitty-n-mangled.
* Cage. Nick = Nicholas = Nicholas Cage.
No fighter like Johny, Johny Cage, Mortal Combat.
* Addiction / Nicotine, also the obvious Nick-A-Teen / Nicotine.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:28 pm
mad
It's Quite obvious this will never finish, so my vote goes to relevant. SJC, as someone said before, your 1st rnd punches lacked force, 2nd was better, but couldn't match the consistency of relevant
Vote, MC relevant,
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:38 pm
Forgot all about this.
Sure wasn't ever finished.
I don't think Nick even gets online anymore.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:09 pm
yea but s**t, you two didnt put creativity in here for show, so i might as well vote
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:11 pm
Actually, I never really ever had any of my battles voted on. Out of like, the 25+ I've done so far.
I guess I just do it for fun, and try to better myself in the pun department.
I feel like I have the lyrical part down.
Thanks for the vote!
I would vote on you and S0_Amazing's battle, but I suck at voting, and I can't decide. xD
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