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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:30 pm
"Oh come on Shorts, I'm not that bad of a kisser, am I?" He turned around and looked out towards Destiny City. "Really, I've got plenty of time to wait Shorts, but, why don't we skip all this and-" When he'd turned around to talk face to face with Europa, she was missing. Perhaps she'd jumped away, (many would if they were in her position)?
"..Shorts?" Walking to where she had just been, Castor spent a good minute trying to figure out where the victim of his latest advances had fled to.
Then he looked down.
"Shorts! Thought you'd left me! You...Oh Shorts. You're a very dirty girl I see!" His last sentence was a mix of normal speech and laughter. "I'm sorry. I really couldn't resist the pun!" Then Castor laughed. Why? Because, Europa had the misfortune to land in a pile of garbage, and it allowed Castor to make an even worse pun that was also a come on.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:20 pm
That was it, thought Europa angrily as she extricated herself from the dumpster. That was the last straw. She was Sailor Europa, senshi of the deep, and she had a perfectly good set of legs (more than good, if Castor's behavior was any indication) and she did not have to deal with any more of this bullshit than she deemed necessary. And it had ceased to be necessary quite sometime before she wound up in a pile of actual s**t.
She dusted herself off, although there really was nothing to do for her poor fuku (were they dry-clean only?), and looked up at Castor.
He was so smug about all of this, and it made her want to puke. She had just fallen several stories into a pile of garbage and all he wanted to do was stand around making puns at her?
She couldn't take much more of this. In fact, she staunchly refused to take any more of this. "You are a horrible human being," she yelled up to him, and stomped off down the alleyway. And this birthday had started out so well, too.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:53 pm
Now look what he went and did! He'd gone and chased off Europa! Bad Castor!
Mentally cursing himself as Europa dashed away, it took a bit of self control not to go after her and try to convince her he meant nothing by it. Alas, he knew that she'd probably ignore him, yell more, and keep running, so, there Castor remained, fixed on the roof.
"Pish...least she could do was take a joke." Unable to understand the complexities of Europa or women in general, Castor shrugged his shoulders and went back to doing what he did best.
Slack off on patrol.
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