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Once she had backed off, Castor was waisting no time in getting back onto his feet. Once there however, paired with her latest statement, made him stop whatever come on he was about to say, (probably a good thing). A few seconds of mouth agape, Castor blinked. Then he eyed Kunzite up and down, (and he did pause at two...places of male intrest).
"....Well that's a real shitty lie babe." He wiped his nose, (for what had to be the fifth time), and smirked. "Nice tits, good legs, a feminine voice, no obvious package...no offense sexy non-negaverser, but you're looking pretty girly to me." In his arrogance, he held out a hand, "Unless you want to become a woman that is."
He was so far from the truth, it was almost painful.

Castor stared at Kunzite. He stared for a good while. Then he looked at Kunzite's chest. Then at her groin. Then at her face. Then he finally spoke up. "You're not lying." Castor's epiphany was then met with horror as he understood what he had just done. "Then I...Oh god man, That's just nasty! You could have said something sooner!" He looked at himself like he'd gained some kind of skin condition. It made no sense, but he was still doing it.
"Moon Court? Earth Court? Prince Enddymon? Like, the hell man! Uh, seriously? I have no idea what you're talking about. Ugh, I can believe I hit on a guy..in a hott chick body no less!" He was freaking out. He'd just acted very, very gay. And for Castor, this was very, very, bad.

"....." He gave Kunzite a curious look all of the sudden, stopping his 'I JUST ACCIDENTALLY GAYED' antics.
"....." His face was close to a scowl. "....So...If you were a man....is it kind of cool having tits or no? And I am not going anywhere with you Kundyke."
The whole -ite of the negaverse name thing make dyke jokes easy. That and the fact it was a man in a girl's body, (to which Castor was still disgusted with).

She...er..he...(it?), sounded like- "Oh, shut up. You sound like ******** Astraea. Lighten up." Rolling his shoulders, you could see that Castor was sore from Kunzite's attacks from the choppy movement. How he was planing on explaining this one to the Hillworth nurse, Castor wasn't sure. Maybe he should just stop at Destiny City ER. They saw him often enough as is.
"And I'm not a moron. I'll admit I'm cocky and s**t but I'm not retarded." The fact he was arguing about it was pointing to the fact he kind of was a moron. "And I'll have you know I've almost killed negaversers before. Damn assholes have the habit of bringing in backup at the worst times." He left out the parts where he had to be saved by Astraea and almost been killed himself. Throwing those in and it didn't sound as impressive. "Charonite is a d**k."

Castor was not earning points tonight with intelligence.

At the prompt for a phone number Castor fished in his pockets for his tiny pen and notepad. It was becoming more and more often he had to pull it out. "I don't need back up Kunzite." He scribbled down his own number for her, (him? God this was weird). "I -WE, the senshi- need answers. Seriously. You think you're bitchy because we're as disorganized as ********? You're not the one who is told 'Hey, guess what? You're ******** magical. Have a pen that will turn you into a gay boyscout. Go fight evil.' From a talking cat." He shoved a slip of paper at what Castor was going to consider an it from now on, aka he shoved it a Kunzite.
"I'm not a moron Kunzite. The negaverse is organized and informed. Us senshi? Not so much. It's pretty ******** obvious." It was perhaps an epiphany. Castor could use his head. The one not in his pants.

Snatching the paper up, he looked at the number before shoving it in his pocket. Hopefully, he didn't loose it. Moving to say something, (perhaps on how he was not a moron or some such), Castor closed his mouth as Kunzite changed into Miriam Jacobs. But then after her whole 'you are fail' speech, castor just couldn't hold it in.
"For a guy reborn inside a teen girl's body, you really act like one."

"Oh, this? It's nothing compared to what I've gotten in the past." Still, a permanently skewed nose wasn't attractive, and Castor did enjoy being attractive. "Don't worry about it. I'll go and have them fix it ASAP. Besides...Kinda deserved it." He sniffled, some dried blood flaking off.
The question of a captain only made Castor shrug. "Not really. I mean Astraea will sometimes show up a b***h, but, mostly, we senshi have been on out own." His shoulders slumped. "You make it sound like we should." With that, Castor powered down to Elzo. "I'm Elzo Xanis by the way...if it matters."

"But mobs can be fun." He grinned, trying to make light of what in reality, was a dark prospect-leaderless senshi. "After all mobs, get things done. If an a reckless, disorganized, and violent fashion...Kind of like, well, a mob." Kicking a pebble, he really was trying his best to ignore the nagging thought that it was a man in a girl's body.
In other words, he was trying not to flirt with...it.
"Oh, yeah, Hillworth. Negaverse Control Center. It's like their version of the Death Star, whatever. Already ran into Nealite there and got my a** handed to me. But, found out Atlas goes there too, so I'm not alone, (even if sneaking out is a b***h)." He looked up from his pebble kicking. "Why do you ask?"

"Hell if I know." Elzo rolled his eyes. "Maybe the b***h reporting back to her boss? I don't know." He motioned to her phone again. "Just like..ugh, call me." This was said with a mild look of disgust. "I am still freaked about the whole 'I am a man inside of a hott chick's body'. I bet you were gay and so god gave you what you wanted huh?" He took a step back, just to be safe.

"Listen, you want to know about some senshi right? I want to know about this whole...gig. We meet up for coffee sometime? Exchange info. I ask because I am seriously getting cold now." He mock shivered, (it was kind of funny in its utter failure).